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Economic Models Explained With Cows

SOCIALISM; You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes
both and sells you some milk..

NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The government
takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. Your neighbor has none. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay for the tax. The people you voted for take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to
your neighbor. You feel righteous.


AMERICAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows.You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.


FRENCH CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A GERMAN CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

A JAPANESE CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows.
You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an ordinary cow, and produce the milk of 20 cows. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called cowkimon and market them worldwide.

ITALIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows, butvyou don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

SWISS CAPITALISM; You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

CHINESE CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim thatvyou have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who
reported the real situation.

RUSSIAN CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows. Youcount them and learn that you have 5 cows. Youvcount them again and learn that you have 42vcows. You count them again and learn that you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of Vodka.

INDIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You worship them.

BRITISH CAPITALISM; You have two cows. Both are mad.

IRAQI CAPITALISM; Everyone thinks you havevlots of cows. You tell them that you have none.
Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.

AUSTRALIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office
and go for a few beers to celebrate.


NEW ZEALAND CAPITALISM; You have two
cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.

GREEK CAPITALISM; You have! two cows
borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF.
The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk. You are out getting a haircut..

Pls describe the nigerian Model..

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Pls describe the nigerian Model..

Nigerian Capitalism: You have two cows, their milk are stolen all the time. There are three mad men fighting each other to eat your cow.

Booooorrrrrr

LMAO..

Wonderful. This is highly educating, I'll bookmark this page. Thanks and God bless.

Nigerian Capitalism: You have 5000 cows, two people apply to watch over them while you go back to the village to drink pami. One is has a masters degree in agricultural sciences and has run a successful cow farm for 25 years. The other is your brother Akpos, who is rumored to be a child trafficker and ritualist. You hire your brother. While you're in the village jollying your brother sells of your cows and buys a house in South Africa.

Nigerian Capitalism: You dont have any cow, u never had one nd u probably never will. If you do get one in future tho', herdsmen frm d north will take it and kill you.

[quote author=PAPI JAID]Wonderful. This is highly educating, I'll bookmark this page. Thanks and God bless.[/quote



you are welcome , but u didn't opine about our Cows, abi. you think say na goats we get for naija. Wazobia Capitalism..

Ikengawo: Nigerian Capitalism: You have 5000 cows, two people apply to watch over them while you go back to the village to drink pami. One is has a masters degree in agricultural sciences and has run a successful cow farm for 25 years. The other is your brother Akpos, who is rumored to be a child trafficker and ritualist. You hire your brother. While you're in the village jollying your brother sells of your cows and buys a house in South Africa.

very incisive and thought provoking...
500 cows means a country with a lot of resources. Instead of allowing the competent hands , mediocrity and nepotism affected our choices of leaders leading to mass looting and coverting of people's wealth...

The agricultural scientist could have sold some cows (crude oil), buy some bulls ( build. refineries ) and produce more cows while the citizenry enjoy the revenue via public service..

very concise...

Chylo: Nigerian Capitalism: You dont have any cow, u never had one nd u probably never will. If you do get one in future tho', herdsmen frm d north will take it and kill you.

this theory reeks of patriotism.. and I bet you wish we had herds of, cows but the problem is some elements will clog the wheels of progress, so you are latently advocating that each constituents should search for their cow and manage it independently.. a separatist idea for better future..