As of right now, I'm single and searching, So i made a list of rules for any guy that is interested.

If you're my boyfriend.............
You can't have candles on your birthday cake, dafuq you tryna wish for? all your wishes came true when you met me.
You are not allowed to be around any windows or doors, what are you trying to do? Find a way out? H311 no!
You are not allowed to have sunlight, my smile should brighten your day.
you call 911 and a female responder answers, you better drop that phone.
You can't dream, what are you trying to do? Imagine how life will be without me?
You are not allowed to touch the letters V or P on a keyboard, the only Pu$$i that you should be touching is mine, you had better find a way to spell around those letters.
You are not allowed to do algebra, what are you trying to do? Look for your Ex? That's not going to happen honey.
The only 4 contacts in your phone should the Father, the son, the Holy Spirit, and mine.
You are not allowed to turn up, except you're trying to turn up missing ( kidnapping tinz)
You are not allowed to pray, what are you trying to pray for? Another girlfriend?
You can't have legs, you're not about to walk out on me.
You can't "chill" with any girls, but you can sit next to the air conditioner and chill there.
You can't use Google, what are you trying to do? Find a way to get rid of me?
You can't use the like button on Facebook, you can't go around liking any females picture.
You are not allowed to vote, what are you trying to do? Look for some change? I have some coins if you want.
You are not allowed to follow or have any female followers on IG, what are you trying to do? Look for another girlfriend?
If you follow these rules, I'm sure that we will have a wonderful relationship.







LOL this is all jokes o don't take me seriously.

Lol.....@ op.
By d tym menopause is knocking, I can bet d music will change. Then, ur new song will be titled "rules are made to be broken".

op is so frustrated...

SniperInADiaper:

this one just de laugh hopelessly...it's realy a shame

Op
u need a boyfriend in ur life cos u seem very bored.....

Fnk God itz a joke

Enegod: this one just de laugh hopelessly...it's realy a shame

What is a shame?! Someone posted a joke and she laughed at it, how is that a shame?

Hian! O chi'm!!

nice joke

Thank God say na joke...

i for ask say u fit marry cripple?

tchidi:

What is a shame?! Someone posted a joke and she laughed at it, how is that a shame?

Hian! O chi'm!!

then..the mods should move that poo to joke section

ROTFLMAO.






And what's the shame in laughing to a joke? SMH.

Enegod: then..the mods should move that poo to joke section

Why are you vexing naw? Have you had your coffee yet? You're kinda cranky right now.

pri3stess:

Why are you vexing naw? Have you had your coffee yet? You're kinda cranky right now.

mtcheeew

I smh when I read One rule, then smh when i read another. I did that all through.

Enegod: mtcheeew

Aww do you need a hug?

pri3stess:
Aww do you need a hug?

you know what i need now? i need you to shut the hell up!!!

Op na story you dey find!

Enegod: you know what i need now? i need you to shut the hell up!!!

It seems like you don't get any love at home, you sound very bitter. BTW why dafuq should I shut up for you? it's MY thread, so I can say whatever I want to say, you're the one that needs to sit TF down and take a chill pill.

Enegod: you know what i need now? i need you to shut the hell up!!!

Guy ow far naa shuu, did u wake up on d wrong side of d bed calm down all is well*muuaah*

pri3stess: As of right now, I'm single and searching, So i made a list of rules for any guy that is interested.

If you're my boyfriend.............
You can't have candles on your birthday cake, dafuq you tryna wish for? all your wishes came true when you met me.
You are not allowed to be around any windows or doors, what are you trying to do? Find a way out? H311 no!
You are not allowed to have sunlight, my smile should brighten your day.
you call 911 and a female responder answers, you better drop that phone.
You can't dream, what are you trying to do? Imagine how life will be without me?
You are not allowed to touch the letters V or P on a keyboard, the only Pu$$i that you should be touching is mine, you had better find a way to spell around those letters.
You are not allowed to do algebra, what are you trying to do? Look for your Ex? That's not going to happen honey.
The only 4 contacts in your phone should the Father, the son, the Holy Spirit, and mine.
You are not allowed to turn up, except you're trying to turn up missing ( kidnapping tinz)
You are not allowed to pray, what are you trying to pray for? Another girlfriend?
You can't have legs, you're not about to walk out on me.
You can't "chill" with any girls, but you can sit next to the air conditioner and chill there.
You can't use Google, what are you trying to do? Find a way to get rid of me?
You can't use the like button on Facebook, you can't go around liking any females picture.
You are not allowed to vote, what are you trying to do? Look for some change? I have some coins if you want.
You are not allowed to follow or have any female followers on IG, what are you trying to do? Look for another girlfriend?
If you follow these rules, I'm sure that we will have a wonderful relationship.







LOL this is all jokes o don't take me seriously.

wtf you wack loolz
2much rules am out!

pri3stess:
It seems like you don't get any love at home, you sound very bitter. BTW why dafuq should I shut up for you? it's MY thread, so I can say whatever I want to say, you're the one that needs to sit TF down and take a chill pill.

*kisses*

sparkle Red:
Guy ow far naa shuu, did u wake up on d wrong side of d bed calm down all is well*muuaah*

*muah*

Nawa o, people taking a joke xo seriously

Nice one. Priestess, I can keep all your rules let's meet up. Mail me. . frankdamaxx@g ma il. com

daisyella: Nawa o, people taking a joke xo seriously

Don't mind them, they couldn't read to the end...

Thats thier problem

Exponental: Lol.....@ op.
By d tym menopause is knocking, I can bet d music will change. Then, ur new song will be titled "rules are made to be broken".

Ha ha ha ha ha.... Men always have a way of taking down women. @op, na true talk this guy yan oooooo. No let menopause visit you with that list ooooo, to avoid stories that touch the heart.

Lwkmd ooo....so funny

Enegod: this one just de laugh hopelessly...it's realy a shame

Stuff it boy

If I were your boyfriend i'd f^ck you till you die.
Now that's not a joke.