oxford: this should kindly be moved to joke session.

Yoruba people dey bath? Water even dey lagos.

All the agbero for lagos get work or how are they useful

lagos slums get address?

Abeg make i hear word

Oga, pack ya load and go to your village before u are deported. The only saving grace is to abide by the rules, do those things suggested here or disappear! Get your infested bum bum out of SW, don't even try to relocate to another SW state, cos we will find you and we will deport you to your barren/infertile land.
A word is enough..............

nitrogen:
Oga, pack ya load and go to your village before u are deported. The only saving grace is to abide by the rules, do those things suggested here or disappear! Get your infested bum bum out of SW, don't even try to relocate to another SW state, cos we will find you and we will deport you to your barren/infertile land.
A word is enough..............

When will you relocate to your village in Ekiti

Another tribalistically interestingly bigoted post

EUROBOMBER:

When will you relocate to your village in Ekiti

Whaoh! I love Ekiti, but, lemme ask you this, do you even like(love is too big to be used here) your state? Cos you people prefer to run away from ya zone since you know that something good can never come out of that place. Sorryyyyyyy!

El-Rufai:

Unemployment rate in Anambra is among the highest in the South-east zone, at 21.3 per cent, it is higher than the national average of 21.1 per cent. Imo’s unemployment rate is 29.9 per cent and Enugu is 15 per cent. The state has tried to reduce unemployment through its Anambra Integrated Development Strategy (ANIDS) and the Anambra Youth Reorientation and Empowerment Program (ANSYREP), but the problem with these programmes is that they contribute very little to the production base of the state.

The incidence of poverty in the state is very high – actually disappointing. The South-east has a food poor incidence of 41.0 per cent of which 60.9 per cent is absolutely poor, while 66.5 per cent is relatively poor and 56.8 per cent live under a dollar a day. Anambra has a poverty index of 22.8 per cent, the third highest in the zone, and shares the sixth lowest position in Nigeria with Rivers State which also has 22.8 per cent. About 47.6 per cent of the state’s population is core poor, 45.0 per cent is moderately poor and only 7.4 per cent of the state’s population is classified as none poor. Income inequality as measured by changes in Gini co-efficient between 2003 and 2010 increased slightly by 7.6 per cent as against 18.1 per cent for Ebonyi and Enugu States 7.5 per cent increase.

The people of Anambra State are known to be brilliant, enterprising and resourceful. Most of Nigera's brightest professors, writers, public servants and politicians hailed from the state. One would expect that given this enterprising spirit, the state would create conditions conducive to innovation, business and development. This is not the case, out of the five South-eastern states, Anambra has the fourth lowest ranking for ease of doing business; it was at a distant 35th position out of the 36 states and FCT in 2010. Starting a business involves nine procedures that may span 39 days. Enugu with the best doing business ranking in the zone, takes the 30th position of the 36 states, while Imo is ranked 36, as the most difficult state to do business both in the South-east and nationally.

The 2012 budget for the state is N82.5 billion as against N66.9 billion in 2011, representing a 23.2 per cent increase. N46.8 billion (57%) is apportioned for capital expenditure, and N35.7 billion (43%) is for recurrent expenditure. Analysing the recurrent budget further, N9.2 billion or (26%) is set aside for Consolidated Revenue Fund Charges, N16.3 billion (45%) for personnel costs, N7.4 billion (21%) for overhead costs and N2.8 billion (8%) as subvention to parastatals/ tertiary institutions. Anambra’s total IGR for 2012 is projected at N12 billion, the same figure as was projected in 2011. This means, while its expenditure has increased, the state has not enhanced its capacity to collect or expand its tax base.

The two major contributors to IGR in 2012 will be N6.7 billion from taxes and about N4 billion from fines and fees. If this IGR is measured against the states projected personnel costs of N16.3 billion, Anambra cannot pay its staff salaries without reliance on federal allocation; this means it is one of those ‘dependent’ states and is not economically viable for independent existence.
The 2012 budget will be funded by projected capital receipts of N47 billion, N12 billion as IGR and N36 billion as FAAC allocations, bringing total revenues to N95 billion, out of which N12.3 billion would be transferred to Capital Development Fund. In sectoral terms, N28.2 billion (34.2%) is allocated to the economic sector, N24.2 billion (29.4%) to the social sector, N9.7 billion (11.82%) for the environmental sector and N20.2 billion (24.52%) for general administration.

The education sub sector is allocated N10.99 billion. The state has a longstanding reputation of being an educationally advanced state: it has at least nine institutions of higher learning, its literacy rate is comparatively high, in a 2010 NBS literacy survey, youth literacy in the state was said to be 92.9 per cent and adult literacy at 74.0%. However, compared to its South-east neighbours, the state has the third lowest adult literacy amongst the five states, Abia has 78.2 per cent, Imo 80.8 per cent, Enugu with 64.6 per cent and Ebonyi with 69.8 per cent. This means that in education terms, Anambra is performing poorer than most other states in its region. From this regional perspective, it means investment in education urgently needs attention and ought to be ramped up.

A meagre N1.4 billion is budgeted for health, and considering that health should be the core focus of any state government, this amount is barely adequate. From this sum, it is evident that the government has misplaced priorities, apportioning only 1.7 per cent of the entire budget to a sector that directly affects the livelihood of all of its populace.

Agriculture is apportioned N1.4 billion, an evidence of misplaced priorities: with figures like these, it is no surprise that unemployment in the state is high. How can a state government allocate only 1.7 per cent of its entire budget to agriculture in a rural state? Unemployment can be tackled effectively with agriculture if the value chain challenges in food and cash crops production are tackled.

The housing sub sector will get N1.8 billion, the government plans to partner the private sector in providing more residential accommodation, a core focus will be on completing all existing projects. This is commendable.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/anambras-budget-of-misplaced-priorities/117510/

Peter Obi responded:

It is an insult to the Igbo race to openly or even remotely suggest that any part of Igbo land is the poorest in the country. This negates our resourcefulness and ingenuity as a people.

“Honestly, I do not know what propels him or what interest he is protecting. We need people to help to assess and validate what we’re doing. We’re on course and we’re doing the right things

http://www.punchng.com/news/el-rufai-insulted-igbo-race-obi/

Peter Obi is not only a liar, he's a bigot too. Obi's line of defense to anything is ethnic card. He's a disgrace to governance. Fasola has exposed the bigotry in Obi for world to see. Can you imagine a governor whose government carried out this (see quote below) complaining bitterly about a well thought out policy that's being implemented in Lagos and Akwa-Ibom:

29 of such women who displayed their children as strategy for getting alms have already been arrested in Awka and Onitsha, and repatriated to their home states; Ebonyi and Akwa Ibom states.

The state commissioner for Women Affairs and Social Development, Dr. Ego Cordelia Uzoezie, disclosed Friday in Awka when a middle-aged woman was arrested for begging with nine children at various points in Awka.

http://leadership.ng/nga/articles/9600/2011/12/04/anambra_orders_arrest_child_beggars.html

Obi is a shameless bigot who likes to preach the direct opposite of his actions. Do as I say but ignore my actions! Obi is a fraud, a liar, a bigot, a failure etc

nitrogen:
Whaoh! I love Ekiti, but, lemme ask you this, do you even like(love is too big to be used here) your state? Cos you people prefer to run away from ya zone since you know that something good can never come out of that place. Sorryyyyyyy!

Take a trip to the East and see for yourself what we are doing there. I love my state so very much!!!!!

EUROBOMBER:

Take a trip to the East and see for yourself what we are doing there. I love my state so very much!!!!!

Hehehehehe, mumu, if what you are saying is the truth, then swear! Infact, say after me, 'I omo-nna, is saying the quoted statement with all my heart, and if not, let Fashola locate me wherever I am in lagos and deport me'. Cest fini!
So, do that and I tell you, you are free.

EUROBOMBER:

Take a trip to the East and see for yourself what we are doing there. I love my state so very much!!!!!

If that is true, then why do igbos keep migrating to lagos and Ibadan like those towns are in America

saxywale:
If that is true, then why do igbos keep migrating to lagos and Ibadan like those towns are in America

Please ask him jare, dem don turn Lagos to their America, an average Ibo woman wants her son/daughter to go to lagos. It has always been their wish. Their communities dey always sell their land and properties, so those pikins can jump on the next lagos bound Ekwedemesiliness abi na udemechukwu bus.

nitrogen:
Hehehehehe, mumu, if what you are saying is the truth, then swear! Infact, say after me, 'I omo-nna, is saying the quoted statement with all my heart, and if not, let Fashola locate me wherever I am in lagos and deport me'. Cest fini!
So, do that and I tell you, you are free.

Deport me He should have booked hotel in Cotonou before trying that. That aside, your reasoning is very shallow, ask your self why the Chinese, Indians etc are in Nigeria, is it because Nigeria is better than China or because China is a village It is simple, they come here in search of business, make the money and send home. That is why we are in Lagos not because we do not love our dear Igbo land. Go there and see what we are doing, yorubas are too timid to move out, all their lives begin and end in yoruba land and when they see people that have the courage to move away from their own land in search of business, they call them names.

What a pity.

nitrogen:
Please ask him jare, dem don turn Lagos to their America, an average Ibo woman wants her son/daughter to go to lagos. It has always been their wish. Their communities dey always sell their land and properties, so those pikins can jump on the next lagos bound Ekwedemesiliness abi na udemechukwu bus.

you soo myopic. The reason why we move to Lagos is because it is the capital of the Nigerian economy, it has the only truly functional seaport too but don't worry, Ibaka seaport will commence operations in 2015 at Akwa Ibom and it will e the deepest seaport in Nigeria. It will be able to berth ocean liners very much like Apapa seaport.

All this eko chest-beating will cease soon.

Dive-Bomber:


you soo myopic. The reason why we move to Lagos is because it is the capital of the Nigerian economy, it has the only truly functional seaport too but don't worry, Ibaka seaport will commence operations in 2015 at Akwa Ibom and it will e the deepest seaport in Nigeria. It will be able to berth ocean liners very much like Apapa seaport.

All this eko chest-beating will cease soon.

Ibaka seaport ko, Ugwu police station nii. You are dream-nighting!
That aside, friend, we detest the activities of destitutes in our land, if you aren't useless, stay, otherwise, leave before Mr Fash deport you. Ensure you are contributing immensely to the further development of Lagos, and not the stealing, 419 things and others that some of you guys do. Lastly, it is cool to respect your host, they did accommodate you and do feed you, its best to respect them so they don't throw you out.

Don't forget, you guys are nothing but tenants in the SW. So cooperate.

Dive-Bomber:


you soo myopic. The reason why we move to Lagos is because it is the capital of the Nigerian economy, it has the only truly functional seaport too but don't worry, Ibaka seaport will commence operations in 2015 at Akwa Ibom and it will e the deepest seaport in Nigeria. It will be able to berth ocean liners very much like Apapa seaport.

All this eko chest-beating will cease soon.

2015 is almost here, you must move eastwards at the prescribed time oo.

BTW, when u start doing business in Akwa-Ibom, if you like, start telling the Indigenes that you own their economy and you own 90 percent of their lands and see if they won't run your arses out.

when u start doing business in Akwa-Ibom, if you like, start telling the Indigenes that you own their economy and you own 90 percent of their lands

that will be the day!


dem go know say edi kai kan no be bitterleaf stew!