i tink mine was when sm1 came 2 me and ask if i was actually dating my cousin and that she have hrd it 4m sm1...i was lyk W.T.F

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me weirdest thing? hun? Well, well I think the weirdest thing dem girls say about me is that I have a wife somewhere and I'll be like WTF.. to me, it's weird cuz most of them don't really know me to my house, how come dem be saying I av a wife somewhere? i can't even count dem numbers of ladies that have said this.. anywhere I go, they ask me.. How is Madam? and I will be like, I don't have any madam O!! them keep spoiling my groove with all these IMAGINARY MADAM SHiiT or is that the latest strategy by dem girls to know if you're hooked or not cuz me not finding d shiit funny any longer

bennyraz: me weirdest thing? hun? Well, well I think the weirdest thing dem girls say about me is that I have a wife somewhere and I'll be like WTF.. to me, it's weird cuz most of them don't really know me to my house, how come dem be saying I av a wife somewhere? i can't even count dem numbers of ladies that have said this.. anywhere I go, they ask me.. How is Madam? and I will be like, I don't have any madam O!! them keep spoiling my groove with all these IMAGINARY MADAM SHiiT or is that the latest strategy by dem girls to know if you're hooked or not cuz me not finding d shiit funny any longer

How is madam

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bennyraz: me weirdest thing? hun? Well, well I think the weirdest thing dem girls say about me is that I have a wife somewhere and I'll be like WTF.. to me, it's weird cuz most of them don't really know me to my house, how come dem be saying I av a wife somewhere? i can't even count dem numbers of ladies that have said this.. anywhere I go, they ask me.. How is Madam? and I will be like, I don't have any madam O!! them keep spoiling my groove with all these IMAGINARY MADAM SHiiT or is that the latest strategy by dem girls to know if you're hooked or not cuz me not finding d shiit funny any longer

lolz..mayb dy ar interested..u tel dem u dnt av any madam,dy wl cal u a liar

Someone said I only have rich friends? I'm like seriously? Am I rich? Cos I didn't get the memo!

Daresh: Someone said I only have rich friends? I'm like seriously? Am I rich? Cos I didn't get the memo!

lols..mayb dy tryng 2 talk 2 u and u nt gvng dm dat attention

bennyraz: me weirdest thing? hun? Well, well I think the weirdest thing dem girls say about me is that I have a wife somewhere and I'll be like WTF.. to me, it's weird cuz most of them don't really know me to my house, how come dem be saying I av a wife somewhere? i can't even count dem numbers of ladies that have said this.. anywhere I go, they ask me.. How is Madam? and I will be like, I don't have any madam O!! them keep spoiling my groove with all these IMAGINARY MADAM SHiiT or is that the latest strategy by dem girls to know if you're hooked or not cuz me not finding d shiit funny any longer

How is madam?

People call me a snub

@op.., are u my cousin...? Cus when he was in skool with me.., people said i was havin an affair with him... Lol! Really weird i tell u...

They said I am cultist. I guess they reached that conclusion because of my quiteness.

Some have said i'm proud and arrogant, and some others have said the opposite.

In school some people thought my girl friend and i were both sleeping with a certain lecturer friend. This man's actually married and we hangout with his wife.

And a lot of people have asked if i'm a lesbian. me wey like man die oo! When i ask, they say it's the way i look at people(girls i suppose)...kinda like i dey try seduce them

The weirdest thing is ppl saying i'm a lez becos of the way i keep friendships but i dont give a hoot.LET THEM SAY.

I am an old lady with a dick.

That am a ''BAD GIRL'' cuz they think the pple i associate with are ''BAD PPLE'' which is right/ wrong

uj_sizzle: Some have said i'm proud and arrogant, and some others have said the opposite.

In school some people thought my girl friend and i were both sleeping with a certain lecturer friend. This man's actually married and we hangout with his wife.

And a lot of people have asked if i'm a lesbian. me wey like man die oo! When i ask, they say it's the way i look at people(girls i suppose)...kinda like i dey try seduce them

^^ You must really have sexy eyes to make people think that way..
..besides @OP, people think i am a rich guy..(fact) cos i keep clean, and dont beg for cash..the fact is, am an average guy that gets watever he wants, but not rich.

THEY SAID THAT M A SEX MANIAC...

Marthakings: THEY SAID THAT M A SEX MANIAC...

Are you?

ULSHERLAN:
How is madam

exactly.. i say there's no madam and they be like me playing games Hun? and i will be like.. no no no I don't have a madam! or maybe its just a strategy to keep me away from Wooing them

Odunharry:
lolz..mayb dy ar interested..u tel dem u dnt av any madam,dy wl cal u a liar

Not funny

Flygerian.:

How is madam?

Mynd_44:
Are you?

no offense o! can't you see the similitude between she and her poppy in her DP.. (murdered english)

bennyraz: no offense o! can't you see the similitude between she and her poppy in her DP.. (murdered english)

She is even 17 sef.......

people see me as someone i am nt, almost everyone calls me a bad boi despite d fact that i attend church and skul fellowship alot they say i form alot because i am hansome. dis thing is so bad dat my fellowship members dnt even trust me. only my family and my tru frnds knw d kind of person i am.

Dt i'm gentle.

Hummmm I hve a lot..
1) I have too much sex that's y I have big ass... WEIRD
2) I'm a Nigerian woman acting like I'm South african. For wat reason I dunno Weird
3)I have more boyfriends than girlfriends because girls find me somehow don't know how to put it in english ( batsi ngiyazi'tjela) WEIRD

nuru3000: people see me as someone i am nt, almost everyone calls me a bad boi despite d fact that i attend church and skul fellowship alot they say i form alot because i am hansome. dis thing is so bad dat my fellowship members dnt even trust me. only my family and my tru frnds knw d kind of person i am.

you are indeed handsome.

Reserve rd!!!




#thinking

HARDNUT......

Madawaki01: they say i'm d owner of nairaland

I pray o