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Things You Must Never Do In Public by Olarewajub: 5:09pm On Aug 15, 2013
Source: http://blevopedia..com/2013/08/things-you-must-never-do-in-public.html?m=1
Things you should never do in public is one topic that is of concern to everyone because the way you behave outside and even inside your home matters alot.
Incase you don't know, there are series of things an individual is suppose not to do in public but because of ignorance we end up doing those things that are irritating and such habit can jeopardise our reputation..
It is important to be mindful of yourself at all times especially when you find yourself in the gathering of strangers.
Incase you don't, people are always watching you and they take note of everything.. I will only be discussing three semi topic on how to behave in public with the sum of sixteen point.

Body Language
1. You must never scratch your body in public.
2. You must avoid yawning with your mouth wide open. Make use of your hand.
3. You can't crack your hand or neck in public. If you must do so, go to the rest room.
4. You don't clean your face with an hankerchief, but rather you use a face towel.
5. You don't shout in public because simplicity is paramout.
6. Do not pick your nose in public.
Dressing Code
1. The colour of your belt must correspond with the colour of your shoe.
2. Whatever you wear must match and must be a good fit for your body.
3. Avoid taking off your shoes in public as it shows how unserious you are.
4. Your cloth must be properly ironed when necessary.
5. You must never sag your trouser or skirt because it shows how irresponsible you can be.

Dinning Setting
1. Your fork must be on your left hand.
2. You must never never place your elbow on the table.
3. Your hand should not be visible at the table.
4. It is improper for a lady to place her bag on the table.
5. Never fill your glass to the brim.
6. Avoid opening your mouth uncessarily when eating. It can be groose.
7. It is wrong to talk when you have food in your mouth. Don't talk while eating.
http://www.blevopedia..com/2013/08/things-you-must-never-do-in-public.html?m=1

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by Nomski0(f): 5:13pm On Aug 15, 2013
This write-up reminds me of my secondary school home economics classes.
lol


grin grin

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by Olarewajub: 5:18pm On Aug 15, 2013
Nomski0: This write-up reminds me of my secondary school home economics classes.
lol


grin grin
Really?

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by dominique(f): 6:00pm On Aug 15, 2013
Me I crack my knuckles in public o embarassed

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by Ashabie(f): 6:02pm On Aug 15, 2013
U remind me of my friend(guy) that came visiting back at home,I gave him cutlery after like 5min he was like please na,(fun mi ni omi isan wo,idajo owo leleyi need)can I ave water to wash my hand,this food needs hand judgemnt.later my husby told me he left the dinning because of the guy cos he can c he's nt comfortable with the set I gave him.

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by Olarewajub: 7:06pm On Aug 15, 2013
dominique: Me I crack my knuckles in public o embarassed
You have to stop that.
Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by Freiburger(m): 7:15pm On Aug 15, 2013
dominique: Me I crack my knuckles in public o embarassed
I always loved doing that most expecially when i knew i had a good number of audience untill i realized that wasn't healthy for the German ears. grin
Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by Olarewajub: 7:39pm On Aug 15, 2013
Freiburger:
I always loved doing that most expecially when i knew i had a good number of audience untill i realized that wasn't healthy for the German ears. grin
. Thats cool.
Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by funkyjms: 12:13am On Aug 16, 2013
Olarewajub: Things you should never do in public is one topic that is of concern to everyone because the way you behave outside and even inside your home matters alot.
Incase you don't know, there are series of things an individual is suppose not to do in public but because of ignorance we end up doing those things that are irritating and such habit can jeopardise our reputation..
It is important to be mindful of yourself at all times especially when you find yourself in the gathering of strangers.
Incase you don't, people are always watching you and they take note of everything.. I will only be discussing three semi topic on how to behave in public with the sum of sixteen point.

Body Language
1. You must never scratch your body in public. (Body no scratch you wella ni...) grin
2. You must avoid yawning with your mouth wide open. Make use of your hand.
3. You can't crack your hand or neck in public. (I dont qeh pls...finqer crackinq or wha? If yes, so I should qo to rest room cos of that?) If you must do so, go to the rest room.
4. You don't clean your face with an hankerchief, but rather you use a face towel.
5. You don't shout in public because simplicity is paramout.

Dressing Code
1. The colour of your belt must correspond with the colour of your shoe.
2. Whatever you wear must match and must be a good fit for your body.
3. Avoid taking off your shoes in public as it shows how unserious you are.
4. Your cloth must be properly ironed when necessary.
5. You must never sag your trouser or skirt because it shows how unresponsible you can be.

Dinning Setting
1. Your fork must be on your left hand.
2. You must never never place your elbow on the table.
3. Your hand should not be visible at the table. (How is that possible or em I nat qettinq your point?)
4. It is improper for a lady to place her bag on the table.
5. Never fill your glass to the brim.
6. Avoid opening your mouth uncessarily when eating. It can be groose.
7. It is wrong to talk when you have food in your mouth. Don't talk while eating. (Don't talk while the food is in your mouth or don't talk throuqhout the meal?)
http://www.blevopedia..com/2013/08/things-you-must-never-do-in-public.html?m=1

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by Emmyk(m): 2:07am On Aug 16, 2013
Op, which country is this stuff for? cheesy

not crack my knuckle, are you kidding me?

While it class, I just bend my neck to the left and right sides and you hear KRAA. I'm like, phewww, boy, I'm relieved.

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by dominique(f): 12:18pm On Aug 16, 2013
Olarewajub: You have to stop that.

Lols yes sir! grin not that its so loud that people would notice. Never figured out the neck cracking tho, the thing snaps on reflex. How do you control something when you don't see it coming?
Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by bigx(m): 12:59pm On Aug 16, 2013
With All due respect.... Utter Bullcrap!!!

I'd call this a concise list of how to kiss white a*ss

CAN'T WE AFRICANS THINK FOR OURSELVES!!!!!

The whites came in,
1.) Told Us what Language to speak
2.) What country to come from
3.) What clothes to Wear
4.) What food to eat

And now this? How to live our day to day lives?
How many of them respect our traditions when they go to Nigeria? They destroy traditional places of worship and we stupidly tag along,
How many times do we tell them how to follow Our traditions?

smh

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by sexymoma(f): 1:01pm On Aug 16, 2013
2. WHAT EVER YOU WEAR MUST MATCH AND MUST BE GOOD FIT FOR YOUR BODY: see me see wahala, you never hear of color blocking before ba

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by princeonx: 1:02pm On Aug 16, 2013
You should not mess in the public. At least park where people no dey and blow the thing then swear for the people wey leave last! Them wan kill person?

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by jhydebaba(m): 1:06pm On Aug 16, 2013
African no need this crap joor tongue


Serve me my amala with ewedu make I nak am with my bare hands.


Ur hands can never deceive you.

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by Jochebed7(f): 1:06pm On Aug 16, 2013
don't pick ur nose in public

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by houstonia(m): 1:06pm On Aug 16, 2013
Please I don't get number 4, and why please? Because I don't see the reason why?

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by tellwisdom: 1:07pm On Aug 16, 2013
Dude, you are a folish village boi....You are not updated. *You must wear the same belt with your shoe* says who?? angry

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by Afam4eva(m): 1:07pm On Aug 16, 2013
We're now being schooled on how to live our lives? SMH
Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by Nobody: 1:08pm On Aug 16, 2013
all these rules on top wetin na? undecided

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by dridowu: 1:09pm On Aug 16, 2013
*******Yawmnnnn********
Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by Nobody: 1:09pm On Aug 16, 2013
Olarewajub:
Body Language
1. You must never scratch your body in public.
3. You can't crack your hand or neck in public. If you must do so, go to the rest room.
4. You don't clean your face with an hankerchief, but rather you use a face towel.


Dressing Code
1. The colour of your belt must correspond with the colour of your shoe.

Dinning Setting
2. You must never never place your elbow on the table.
3. Your hand should not be visible at the table.
4. It is improper for a lady to place her bag on the table.
5. Never fill your glass to the brim.

Like seriously? all these rules for what na? they don't even make sense undecided

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by sagytariusTM1: 1:10pm On Aug 16, 2013
How come u forgot to mention urinating outside?

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by Knight1(m): 1:10pm On Aug 16, 2013
Why should the elbow not be on the table please.?
Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by moscobabs(m): 1:11pm On Aug 16, 2013
so i should not talk when I'am eating,what if I see house fly in my wife food?

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by 4reigningqueen: 1:11pm On Aug 16, 2013
hmm
rules and regulation everyday. On top wetin na? What happens to fredom of expression?


But seriously,putting your two hands in your boxer at the front of your house early in the morning is simply GROSS!

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by maggilove(f): 1:11pm On Aug 16, 2013
Dont pick your nose in public places,it make u look dirty.

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by clemensK(m): 1:13pm On Aug 16, 2013
sad

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Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by Hernadez99: 1:15pm On Aug 16, 2013
Devil beans=No scratching!!
Light nor dey=Rumpled cloth
Food e nor sweet except e don done!!!





**What am I even saying!undecided**


#runsOuttaThread
Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by sucreblazing(m): 1:16pm On Aug 16, 2013
Olarewajub:
1. You must never scratch your body in public.
2. You must avoid yawning with your mouth wide open. Make use of your hand.
3. You can't crack your hand or neck in public. If you must do so, go to the rest room.
4. You don't clean your face with an hankerchief, but rather you use a face towel.
5. You don't shout in public because simplicity is paramout.

Dressing Code
1. The colour of your belt must correspond with the colour of your shoe.
2. Whatever you wear must match and must be a good fit for your body.
3. Avoid taking off your shoes in public as it shows how unserious you are.
4. Your cloth must be properly ironed when necessary.
5. You must never sag your trouser or skirt because it shows how unresponsible you can be.

Dinning Setting
1. Your fork must be on your left hand.
2. You must never never place your elbow on the table.
3. Your hand should not be visible at the table.
4. It is improper for a lady to place her bag on the table.
5. Never fill your glass to the brim.
6. Avoid opening your mouth uncessarily when eating. It can be groose.
7. It is wrong to talk when you have food in your mouth. Don't talk while eating.
http://www.blevopedia..com/2013/08/things-you-must-never-do-in-public.html?m=1




SEe me see wahala eh!!!
Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by Nobody: 1:19pm On Aug 16, 2013
Do not spit on the ground.
These your rules sha. . .some don't make any sense like 3, 4(Body language) 2, 3(Dining setting). You didn't even mention this: Do not pick your nose in public.
Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by Nobody: 1:20pm On Aug 16, 2013
Good tips but honestly, me am tired of all these, "you _must_ never", do's and dont's. It can easily frustrate some one. If i have to follow these and all others, i'd need to jot them down and refer to them to hope i did i not break one.
Besides, what is the punishment for breaking them?

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