vladimiros: that nothing

My BABALAWO requirement was too bring Virgin blood, Champions league Trophy, Pubic Hair of a madman, a shark tale, tortoise urine and my facebook password


haba

chopsyray:
Its their bank, as annoying and hurting as this act is, we can't do anything about it, they are not forcing anybody to stay, its a way of safeguarding their interest as the person dropping the money will aslo stand as a guarantor for you. Since there is an option of NO, then its not illegal

chucky234: Hmmm bankers defending their ogas at the top in order to save their jobs, well done sis.

234GT: Very funny posts by people. I almost turned down a 2.5m per annum bank job last year because of negative and envy-driven posts by people. Thank God I am in the bank now and I am enjoying the job.
It is not as stressful as people say. You are not forced to take loans. If you are heavily indebted as a banker, it is your choice.

tunlex01:
We are talking abt access bank aπϑ their outrageous recruitment process aπϑ not a banker getting loan in a bank..
Btw, do Ʊ work in access bank?

pro01: The same Access Bank whose DMD (who is also the MD-in-waiting) is notorious for wasting millions of naira on different actresses and runs girls every week, apart from the millions more he wastes every month to maintain permanent suites in hotels like Southern Sun and Wheatbaker? Yet they are subjecting people's children to this trauma in the name of employment?

This country is a sick joke, seriously.

Mazi_Omenuko: Just like modern day slave work: the only incentive is that the 'slaves' will be on suit and tie.

234GT: Very funny posts by people. I almost turned down a 2.5m per annum bank job last year because of negative and envy-driven posts by people. Thank God I am in the bank now and I am enjoying the job.
It is not as stressful as people say. You are not forced to take loans. If you are heavily indebted as a banker, it is your choice.

papi365: ARE U A MARKETER?

Afam4eva: Is it limited to just marketers or all the staff?

yuiop: Two of my friends just went for access bank 3rd stage interview and they were ask just two questions:
1. Tell me about urself.
2. Why did u study ur course.

Then they told them deir requirement into training schul dat each one of ma friends shuld bring 10 accts of 300k=3million. OR 1 fixed deposit acct of 6million which d person will not touch for 180DAYS and dat d deadline is 2WEEKS.

I want Job seekers to please comment. Pls dis happened recently(August interview 2013).

IS IT RIGHT? Or IS IT SLAVERY?

masonkz:

All staff. And it doesn't end there. All staff are still required to do some marketing at a point in time, whether you're in Retail/Commercial banking or not.

There's a reason I've been ignoring their test invite for the past one year.

And if you're a corper in their head office or even some branches, and placed under Retail banking, your own don be, cos you'll literally walk the streets of Lagos in search of people to open accounts with the bank or fund their already existing accounts.

Anyone that is ok with them can move there though. To each his/her own, as I believe some people actually would love to be there.

masonkz:

All staff. And it doesn't end there. All staff are still required to do some marketing at a point in time, whether you're in Retail/Commercial banking or not.

There's a reason I've been ignoring their test invite for the past one year.

And if you're a corper in their head office or even some branches, and placed under Retail banking, your own don be, cos you'll literally walk the streets of Lagos in search of people to open accounts with the bank or fund their already existing accounts.

Anyone that is ok with them can move there though. To each his/her own, as I believe some people actually would love to be there.

pembisco: Stop complaining! Its a private bank and so they choose how to employ their staff, get lost if you can't comply. As simple as that.

dr dams: Nawa, aw did u apply?
Dnt cum here 2 start acting as if invitation for test came up tru Spontaneous Regeneration..

I c many liars in d house!!

pembisco:
call it watever! You tink those MDs nd other employees at d bank got their's on a plata of gold abi? D bank myt jst want 2 knw hw much effort u kn put in meetin up d requirements, they probably wnt 2 fish out d lazy do.gs like u who wl jst cm here nd say ''what a crazy job requirements'' rather than making any effort 2 meet up d requirements! Be wise nd stop bein lazy! Well, When you wake up from your slumber and face the reality of life, then you can qoute me again!

braveheart2012: I can go on and on about the scam-ridden industry that passes as a banking industry in Nigeria. I just feel sorry for these young people who never even get the opportunity to start real, genuine banking careers. I have friends and relatives with annual targets of N2-5 billion naira and trust me when I say they do NOTHING remotely related to banking all day but go from big man to big man to famz and look for deposits. It's just a bloody sham, the whole thing. Sanusi is a bloody fool. With his big shakara mouth, I had high hopes for him but he is even worse than the ones that came before him. I hear all he does well is sniff up line after line of white powder. Yes, I said it (don't act shocked because rich, male Northerners are the biggest coke heads in the country but that's another story for another day when I am in the mood to amuse myself on Nairaland). I know people in the inner circles of Nigerian power in Abuja and they love to gossip, especially when they are abroad and drinking beer. The entire country is a sordid mess.