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Application Form To Marry My Daughter by Theodosius(m): 10:48am On Aug 27, 2013
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS. I, _______________, hereby apply to marry your daughter Sir.
I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No. If your answer to any of the
above
questions was NO, do not continue.
Leave my house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, then continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of cheating
in marriage.____________________ ____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give respect
to your father in-law or mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need money for my hair- style at the saloon", what would you answer? ____________________ ____________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. ____________________
____________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you
____________________ ____________________
6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/No. If No, explain why?
7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES, for how
long? If the time of their marriage is less than your age,
explain why you were born out of wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" as used by
women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep
outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the
kids between father and mother?
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No.
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for interviews? ____________________
2. When can be the best time to interview your dad
____________________
3. When can I interview your mum? ____________________
4. When can I interview your church pastor.
5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which will be
put in newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your
application will be processed in 2 years time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.
As you are waiting, please don't call me, or visit me, or contact my daughter, you will be disqualified.
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions.
Postal Address: ______________________
Email: ______________________
Phone: ______________________
Facebook: ___________________

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Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by zayhal(f): 10:52am On Aug 27, 2013
Your daughter will stay long in your house. Lol
Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by smartmom(f): 11:33am On Aug 27, 2013
Loooovl, made my day. Going to share these with friends with daughters. Thinking of adopting it too for in about 15 yrs time for my only daughter lol
Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by onuwaje(m): 11:40am On Aug 27, 2013
Don't tell me nonsense!
Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by donigspain(m): 11:51am On Aug 27, 2013
Wow, I love this. It will surely be useful to me someday as I have many nieces and cousins.cheesy
Mine will go with a NON-REFUNDABLE application fee of £1000 plus a Keke.

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Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by smartmom(f): 12:41pm On Aug 27, 2013
donigspain: Wow, I love this. It will surely be useful to me someday as I have many nieces and cousins.cheesy
Mine will go with a NON-REFUNDABLE application fee of £1000 plus a Keke.

Getting better n better, this is giving me more ideas looovl. Now am sad I got only 1 daughter aaannnd eeeks make no one do this to my 3 sons o!
Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by ponco: 12:57pm On Aug 27, 2013
Here is a girl to marry in order to have $65 million dollars.

http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/08/get-rich-get-married.html
Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by deols(f): 1:22pm On Aug 27, 2013
Wow. Thats good.


I will adopt that in a different style.


Something like, 'what are your long term goals'?

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Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by Nobody: 1:33pm On Aug 27, 2013
Theodosius: APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS. I, _______________, hereby apply to marry your daughter Sir.
I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No. If your answer to any of the
above
questions was NO, do not continue.
Leave my house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, then continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of cheating
in marriage.____________________ ____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give respect
to your father in-law or mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need money for my hair- style at the saloon", what would you answer? ____________________ ____________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. ____________________
____________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you
____________________ ____________________
6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/No. If No, explain why?
7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES, for how
long? If the time of their marriage is less than your age,
explain why you were born out of wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" as used by
women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep
outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the
kids between father and mother?
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No.
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for interviews? ____________________
2. When can be the best time to interview your dad
____________________
3. When can I interview your mum? ____________________
4. When can I interview your church pastor.
5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which will be
put in newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your
application will be processed in 2 years time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.
As you are waiting, please don't call me, or visit me, or contact my daughter, you will be disqualified.
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions.
Postal Address: ______________________
Email: ______________________
Phone: ______________________
Facebook: ___________________
LMAO hilarious. but seriously PARENTS should take note of this application form.
Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by Haywhymido(m): 5:27pm On Aug 27, 2013
Wait dia, who karezz ur dota go grow goatie SMH
Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by greatgod2012(f): 5:57pm On Aug 27, 2013
Funny but thought provoking, as in.............em..........
Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by EfemenaXY: 7:20pm On Aug 27, 2013
What a thread!

Me likey... cheesy
Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by RoyalRoy(m): 7:50pm On Aug 27, 2013
Hilarious but real.
Found myself mentally filling the form.
grin grin grin grin

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Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by baby124: 7:58pm On Aug 27, 2013
Your daughter better be quite good looking. And you must be sure she is a virgin. Otherwise, na you go take hand fill out the application and marry am.
Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by jumzzy448: 9:48pm On Aug 27, 2013
grin grin grin u just made my day. Can't stop laughing.

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