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Ladies and Gentlemen of Politics section,

I welcome you to Politics chat room; tagged ‘The Beer Parlour’

Here you can discuss everything and anything including your beer parlour politics. Also this is a place to familiarize with ourselves.

By this we would not want to see your pleasantries, off topic/ personal discussions, flirtations, ‘yabis’, etc on the regular threads again, please do them here. The most we will accept is a post inviting a poster to join you on this thread.

Please introduce yourself, tell us a bit about yourself, your political affiliation/orientation and order your favorite drink, peppersoup and suya (Soon as we employ barmen and waitresses)

Please note; whatever you do keep the rules: No personal and ethnic insults. That you broke the rules while drunk will not be an acceptable excuse, so drink responsibly.

Vacancies:
We need Barmen, Waiters and Waitresses
Salary: Expensive Garri and Groundnut Dinner with Moderators at the end of each month



Barmen
1. CFCfan
2. 9jadelta
3.

Waiters
1.
2.
3

Waitresses
1. berem
2. lertee
3.

MAI SUYA

1. ighoosagie

"Situation Report"
Nigeria: 2015 is Approaching, General
election is coming, PDP is preparing, APC
is thinking, JEGA is Introducing, Jonathan
is campaigning, TAN is Endorsing,
Namadi is smiling. Atiku is contesting. Sule lamido is declaring. Tambuwa is
consulting, Ribado is waiting, Shema is
planning. Kwankwoso is working, fashola
is achieving, Ameachi is hoping. Obasanjo
is laughing, Babangida is regreting. BH
are Bombing, unknown gunmen are shooting, security operatives are runing,
civillians are following. Emirs are
Relocating, people are crying, Negotiator
davis is Accusing, FG is Denying, Ihejirika
is speaking, modu sheriff is defending,
femi falana is Exposing, el-Rufai is tweeting, poverty is increasing, Believers
are praying, Nigerians are Decreasing.
Senate are Approving, Tanko Yakassai is
Enjoying, shekarau is Dancing, Oritsejafor
is smuggling, sultan is looking. Ebola is
going, Schools are Resuming. I am posting, Some are Reading, some are
commenting

Well, was just passing and saw this new joint, so I decided to check it out. Anyway sha, I am known as prince or Ekene.

Am progressive. I like politics for the fun of it. But really, am always in support of the progressive minded guys and kindda dislike sycophancy.


Ehem cfcfan, get me a bottle of 33 and a long tumbler. Pls add a bottle of water.


This is gonna be fun

Interesting thread... let me cool my head first before ordering a bottle of hero n a plate of nkwobi.

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WE DON’T DIE, WE KILL OURSELVES (2)
Welcome aboard. We started a journey from the last edition, in case you are just coming on, we are on our way to wellness. We defined our destination and here, a quick recap, Wellness is “A dynamic state of health in which an individual progresses toward a higher level of functioning, achieving an optimum balance between internal and external environments’’.
Why Wellness?
Wellness because there is NOTHING GOOD about illnesses and diseases. Managing them comes with a huge price. It affects the pocket of its victims, their overall (Physical, Social, Mental, and Emotional) health, and family member’s well-being. The brunt is borne mostly by the sick, his care giver, family members and in the long run, the society as existing profitable economic activities are put on hold, new business ideas buried and limited resources that should have been multiplied are channelled towards providing relief for the sick.
Anti-wellness habits includes poor diet, lack of physical activity, inadequate relief of chronic stress, smoking, and overuse of alcohol. These habits continued over time break down the body’s immune system thus making the body susceptible to various kinds of illnesses.
Every human body has an immune system. Wikipedia in its definition says The immune system is a system of biological structures and processes within an organism that protects against disease.
It will not be out of place if I liken the Immune System to a Closed-circuit Television (CCTV) in a shopping mall with heavy traffic of people and stock. The CCTV is meant to monitor what happens in the mall, who and what comes in and goes out. Now, what happens if the CCTV gets bad? Anything goes in and comes out without check even PILFERERS. Meaning that when the immune system breaks down, diseases has FREE ENTRY AND EXIT permit.
IMMUNE SYSTEM
From our brief definition, the Immune System is a Structure. A structure can be built or torn down. The truth is that no structure left on its own without attention gets better. If it is not being improved on, it breaks down and gets destroyed. So, it is either of two things- (1). Keep working on the system to make it stronger OR (2). Abandon it to itself and it gets weaker.
Just as a physical structure (building) needs the right standard and quantity of sand, cement, water, iron bars, stones, gravel, etc. to stand and pass for a strong structure, so does the human body,- Your body needs a mix of several nutrients from food to function at its peak.
From elementary science, almost all of us learnt about the food chart, classes of food and BALANCED DIET. We are familiar with Carbohydrates, Protein, Vitamins, Minerals, Fats and Oil, and Water. Our Immune System is built by what we EAT and DRINK; OUR DIET.
IS YOUR DIET COMPLETE?
From the basic knowledge of elementary science, Can you judge your diet to be complete and in THE RIGHT PROPORTIONS? Now, be true to yourself. Is it? Right now, I know you are doing a serious heart search. You see, in our days, the food stuff we have are processed. The bran in our rice and wheat are gone, the juices lack the fibre of the fruits, our beans is baked and canned, the fish broiled, oiled and canned, the maize de-hulled and the husks fed to backyard goats!, Everything Is Processed!!!
The truth is that in the process of processing these foods, they are killed. Now, can you answer my question?
See you next time…

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"Situation Report"
Nigeria: 2015 is Approaching, General
election is coming, PDP is preparing, APC
is thinking, JEGA is Introducing, Jonathan
is campaigning, TAN is Endorsing,
Namadi is smiling. Atiku is contesting. Sule lamido is declaring. Tambuwa is
consulting, Ribado is waiting, Shema is
planning. Kwankwoso is working, fashola
is achieving, Ameachi is hoping. Obasanjo
is laughing, Babangida is regreting. BH
are Bombing, unknown gunmen are shooting, security operatives are runing,
civillians are following. Emirs are
Relocating, people are crying, Negotiator
davis is Accusing, FG is Denying, Ihejirika
is speaking, modu sheriff is defending,
femi falana is Exposing, el-Rufai is tweeting, poverty is increasing, Believers
are praying, Nigerians are Decreasing.
Senate are Approving, Tanko Yakassai is
Enjoying, shekarau is Dancing, Oritsejafor
is smuggling, sultan is looking. Ebola is
going, Schools are Resuming. I am posting, Some are Reading, some are
commenting

Well done. Excellent situation report. Please update.

Thank you! It transition period, 2015 transition program is up. PDP holds delegates election today, 1st October, 2014.

I dey greet una for here o

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[About us:
As citizens, we all have patriotic duty to support and stand up for Peace, Unity, Justice and Prosperity of our beloved nation. We have no other home and what makes country to be a peaceful and a blessed nation is the realization that leadership must possess a certain values, the values of love, peace, honesty, respect, fair-play and values to worship God. If these are not in place no matter what political institution that is in place will not bring us any dividend or progress. We believed that President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan possess the values, the virtues, the ideology to move this country forward and we all must join hands to make it a reality.

UNITED SUPPORTERS FOR GOODLUCK JONATHAN ON TRANSFORMATION LEGACY (USGJTL) is a group of well-meaning Nigerians all over the world comprises of Muslims, Christians, Native religions, professional men and women, students from different higher intuitions, media men and women, youths, business men and women, artisans, sportsmen and women, physically challenged persons, opinion moulders, political analysts, farmers, school teachers, trade unions etc that believed in Justice, Peace, Unity and Prosperity of great nation.
We have a great Hope in the leadership of President Goodluck Jonathan and we have to appreciate his bold move of upholding a national conference which reflects on his plan for the future Nigeria and stable democracy. However, we need a leader that can listen to our views and respect the collective will of his followers in respective of ethnicity. We are happy this administration is establishing a New Nigeria that people can live together with one Voice.
“As a country, our build up to greatness will have many challenges; some of which we are facing now. Issues like corruption, Boko Haram, Politics and Militancy in some region, just to mention a few, were not caused by have been gradually evolving through subsequent administrations. Those who can still recollect how bad it has always been should appreciate today’s Nigeria”.
We are committed to the ideals of good and quality leadership, order, unity, peace and progress of our nation under the constitution and leadership of our able president, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. However, through his transformation programs we are seeing a "new Nigeria" emerging.

The group believes in building of a great egalitarian Nigeria-in which all citizens truly have equal rights and equal opportunities to realize their dreams and reach their full human capital. We are a non partisan group or organization designed to promote good governance and individual of impeccable fostering the continuation of Transformation by Goodluck Jonathan aka GEJ.


Description:
We are under one umbrella body, United Supporters for Goodluck Jonathan on Transformation legacy Group formed after we took a critical analysis of Nigeria, accessing the way forward and with one voice, one mind, pledged support for transformation agenda of Nigeria and the next term for president Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.
Of course, honest and good thinking Nigerians are watching what he is doing in the area of education, infrastructure, agriculture, job creation, above all, the promotion of free speech and the Rule of Law. His achievements will speak for him and Nigerians should stand firm in supporting and re-voting him to power in 2015 general election. We are still seeing the attributes we saw in him in 2011.

The struggle for democratic freedom or choice had wider and deeper meaning to Nigerian than a simple transfer of power from the southern minority to northern majority. We must unite in respective of religion, tribe, location, class, ambition, and think of our nation.
It is also obvious that Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has a clearer handle than any other person on the big picture on how various policy components will fits together, and a strong sense of what the top priority would be on his second term.
Interested members of the public are free to join us through our face book page@ UNITED SUPPORTERS FOR GOODLUCK JONATHAN ON TRANSFORMATION LEGACY (USGJTL). Or contact the Admin: Jessie Ogwattar (08135560744, 07025479000.

The President Nigeria Needs: At Such a Time as This

http://www.citizensepistle.com/2014/11/the-president-nigeria-needs-at-such-a-time-as-this/

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The future of Nigeria under the Jonathan's administration is so bright, these men had to put on shades.

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APC slams Jonathan’s declaration, calls it insensitive and callous
LAI Mohammed
Opposition party, the All Progressives Congress has come hard on President Goodluck Jonathan for declaring his second term ambition, a day after the massacre of almost 50 students in Potiskum, Yobe State, describing it as utterly insensitive and absolutely callous.

The party stated this in a statement on Tuesday, accusing the President of “dancing on the graves of the students” as well as of all the victims of the Boko Haram insurgency in the country www.pluzextra.ml

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