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| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:16am On Sep 25, 2014 |
My New DVD Made In Nigeria --------------- ------------ I bought a DVD a day before yesterday cause the one I had got spoilt by NEPA light that changed to a very low current while I was using it. I got home and tested this new DVD but it did not work so I returned it back to the seller and told him; The DVD you sold to me is fake, is not working, I put a movie inside, it did not show. He Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/my-new-dvd-made-in-nigeria.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by sholaybest44(m): 6:04pm On Sep 25, 2014 |
(laugh) Its means that the guy is illiterate...  |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bola4mi(f): 10:33pm On Sep 25, 2014 |
njuwo: Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:41am On Sep 26, 2014 |
Warri Ofego Episode Fourteen --------------- ------------ Ofego saw a vacancy for a teaching post in a nursery and primary school and went to apply. Can you do the job? The Headmaster asked him. Yes na, is it not to be teaching the children A,B,C,D. Ofego said. It is not to be teaching the children A,B,C,D alone. You will not only teach them but when they shit, you will need to wash and clean their buttocks and take care of them. When I say take care of them I mean take good care of them not bad care of them like the last teacher did. Said the Headmaster. Which class is it sir? Ofego asked. KG 2 and a half. The Headmaster replied. Ofego exclaimed; Which one is KG 2 and a half again sir? Why do you people call it KG 2 and a half? Ofego asked. We Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/warri-ofego-episode-fourteen.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:01am On Sep 26, 2014 |
What To Answer When Asked Questions Out Of Point In An Interview --------------- ------------ A vacancy for a job as a signalman for the local rail road in Lagos was put up on national dailies. I saw it and put up an application and was called up for the interview in their office in Lagos. I went for the interview and was told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector gave me a pop quiz, asking me, What would I do if I realised that Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/what-to-answer-when-asked-questions-out.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:19am On Sep 26, 2014 |
A Woman That Hates Men This Is How To Know Her --------------- ------------ Yes, so you want to know how to know a woman that hates men. Well, it's simple, just apply this logistic, which I did. A woman that hates men first of all, is someone who sleeps with men for money or material gains, which most ladies, not all, do, in this generation. Fewer does it before but now, most do. Some do directly, and they know, while others do indirectly but doesn't know but I do know. Hehehehehe!!!! Why I'm referring to this topic is about how I found out how to know that woman that hates men. Years back, a woman wanted a house boy. She Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/a-woman-that-hates-men-this-is-how-to.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:53pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
Girls Get This When They Ask Unnecessary Question Instead Of Listening When Guys Talk --------------- ------------ I was having a nice time with my girlfriend yesterday. I said to her; Cutie pie I am going to tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that it is 4 parts o. She said; Okay. I said, Alright, I am going to start with part 1. There was a husband and wife, they were driving to a camp site when they came on crossroads. The husband said to the wife, Let us take the left road. The wife said, I think we should take the right road. The husband gave the wife a hot slap on her face and Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/girls-get-this-when-they-ask.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ybholy(m): 5:26pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
nice updates ! I likes jokes . Pls how do i drop a post in here ? 1 Like |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:09am On Sep 27, 2014 |
Warri Ofego Episode Fifteen --------------- ------------ The children came to class after the short break and did not noticed anything. During lunch break they all ate their food cause Ofego had only eaten half, half from each food and pretended as if nothing happened. The next day, in class, Ofego waited for the bell to ring for short break, so that, he'll strike again in eating the children's food. The last time, he had eaten half, half from them all and was satisfied. He planned to be eating half from each of the children's food daily so that he will not be noticed and caught. He has drawn today's plan and ready to execute it. But the bell was being delayed. Ofego thought; What is happening? Don't they want to ring bell for break today? My Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/warri-ofego-episode-fifteen.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:09am On Sep 27, 2014 |
Ybholy: nice updates !You just did. 1 Like |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:30am On Sep 27, 2014 |
I Wondered All This In Just A Minute --------------- ------------ So I was alone and started wondering; What profit a man that has a BB but no subscription? What profit a man that has an android that the screen is broken? What profit a man that has a china phone that there is no music? What profit a nokia man that has a nokia S40 or S60 without free data bundle? What profit a man that has a samsung galaxy, that has a broken screen? What profit a man that has a facebook account but no Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/i-wondered-all-this-in-just-minute.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:51am On Sep 27, 2014 |
When You Seek Relationship Advice Online This Is What You Get From Nigerians --------------- ------------ I have come to realise that when you go online to seek advice consigning your relationship from white people, they tend to give you exactly what you seek, Advice! But when you seek advice consigning your relationship online from Nigerians, the reverse is the case. Is either you get insulted or ignored. Did i just say ignored? You will just be insulted jor. Let me sight an example. Take for instance. A Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/when-you-seek-relationship-advice.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:05am On Sep 27, 2014 |
See What A Man In My Village Committed --------------- ------------ In my village, one man, who had no wife, no child, no money, no home and, a blind mother, saw a magician one day, when he was in the bush. The magician told him he would grant him one wish, only one wish. He said, he should tell him one thing he wished, and, he will do it for him that moment. The man said; Okay, I have one wish. I Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/see-what-man-in-my-village-committed.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:02pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
This Family Is Finished --------------- ------------ A co-worker of mine, where I used to work, whose family is very rich was sent to England for his master's degree. I've not seen him since he left but just two days ago. I'm not a gossip o. I'm just keeping you people informed. So here we go, just two days ago, I heard he called his Mum from England, and Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/this-family-is-finished.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:51am On Sep 28, 2014 |
More Nigerian Politicians Will End Up Like This Ones Did If They Don't Stop To Lie --------------- ------------ Of recent, a plane carrying some politicians crashed into my grandpa's farm. When police visited the scene, they found out that my grandpa had already buried all of them. The police asked grandpa if he was sure they were dead. Grandpa replied; Ye Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/more-nigerian-politicians-will-end-up.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:10am On Sep 28, 2014 |
See How My Wife Made My Father In Law Place A Curse On Me --------------- ------------ My Father-In-Law came calling but I hid myself. He barged in to where I was hiding and shouted; Ofego where are you? I replied; Sir, I heard your voice and I hid myself because I beat my wife. He asked; Why did you beat your wife? I replied; The apple you ask us not to eat, the wife you gave me Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/see-how-my-wife-made-my-father-in-law.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:29am On Sep 28, 2014 |
Life Is Full Of Surprises These Are Some Of Them --------------- ------------ I never for once understood the saying; Life is full of surprises. Not until I saw these surprises and was surprised at them themselves. A poor native doctor who promises you wealth. Oh my God! A Dentist with rotten teeth and bad breath. Surprising! When a Company Driver's children walk at least 2km to and fro school everyday. So surprising! The Principal's child who have Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/life-is-full-of-surprises-these-are.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ypzee2000(m): 7:35am On Sep 28, 2014 |
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| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:18pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
You Get This When You're Wrong But Feel You're Right --------------- ------------ About two weeks ago, my father thought my mum no longer hear effectively as they are getting old. He called a doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The Doctor told him he would see her in three days time, but there's a simple, informal test my father could do to give the doctor some idea of the dimensions of the problem. The Doctor told my father; This Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/you-get-this-when-youre-wrong-but-feel.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:19am On Sep 29, 2014 |
Warri Ofego Episode Sixteen --------------- ------------ Ofego told Onos not to worry that he will give him double promotion if he don't tell the truth. Onos nodded in agreement. After Ofego finished decorating him with the left overs of the food. He raised an alarm attracting other teachers and the headmaster. The headmaster Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/warri-ofego-episode-sixteen.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:50am On Sep 29, 2014 |
What Children Now Do In Nursery School --------------- ------------ When I got through with my WASSCE (West African Senior School Certificate Exam) I took up a teaching job in a nursery school, and was given nursery two to teach. It was wonderful. When I say It was wonderful I mean the opposite. It was hell on earth. The children of nowadays are really getting out of hand. Could you imagine that a girl Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/what-children-now-do-in-nursery-school.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:07am On Sep 29, 2014 |
My Wife Takes Me To My Past --------------- ------------ Yesterday which was sunday, my wife took me to a club. At the club, the doorman said; Ofego how far, how are you doing? My wife asked, how did I know him. I told her I play football with him at the field most times during leave from work. Inside the club, the Bar man asked me If I needed the usual. I immediately explained to my wife that Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/my-wife-takes-me-to-my-past.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by kemejack: 7:08am On Sep 29, 2014 |
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| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:08am On Sep 29, 2014 |
The Meaning Of Dreams --------------- ------------ So last monday was my wife's birthday. She woke up that morning with smiles on her face. I asked her what was the matter. She said, she just had a dream that I gave her a gold necklace as her birthday gift and she asked me what I thought it means. I told her, she will know that day! In the afternoon of that day, I Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/the-meaning-of-dreams.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:31am On Sep 30, 2014 |
What Stress Is All About --------------- ------------ First of all, what is tired? Am I asking you? I should be asking myself cause I'm the writer here. You stop and pick a girl on the road. Suddenly she collapsed and you take her to a hospital. This is tired! In the hospital you are told that she is pregnant and the doctor Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/what-stress-is-all-about.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:58am On Sep 30, 2014 |
See The Armed Robber That Is Not Normal --------------- ------------ I was in a supermarket somewhere in Ughelli when Armed robbers stormed the supermarket. They were three in numbers. As they were robbing, a police officer was walking in and so, the three of them hid themselves in three potato sacks. The policeman Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/see-armed-robber-that-is-not-normal.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:15am On Sep 30, 2014 |
This Is How I Plan On Dying For Love --------------- ------------ I called my girlfriend last night and asked; Angel, how much do you love me? She said, very much o! I asked her; Would you do anything for me? She said, yes na, I will do anything for you. She then reverted the question; Ofego, how much do you love me? I Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/this-is-how-i-plan-on-dying-for-love.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:37am On Sep 30, 2014 |
See What A Teacher Is Teaching Kids Because Of The Nigerian Government --------------- ------------ I was going to see a friend one tuesday morning. Passing by a primary school, I overheard a teacher in a class asking the children, what is 1+1? The children said; ''8''. The teacher said; "Correct". I was amazed at this and stopped. I asked myself, does this teacher know what he is teaching? Before I could Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/see-what-teacher-is-teaching-kids.html?m=1 |
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