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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:38pm On Nov 29, 2014
Yahoo Boy Exposed Himself To Maga
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A Nigerian Internet Fraudster also known as yahoo boy initiated a chat with a white man on yahoo network. Hi! The guy sent.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by haywenzo(m): 1:07am On Nov 30, 2014
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Love2sing: 5:04am On Nov 30, 2014
THE HIDDEN STRATEGIES FOR ATTRACTING A RICH AND HANDSOME BACHELOR FOR MARRIAGE
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Hello ladies I am hiding somewhere to type this write up. This is because I am being pursued by scores of angry wealthy young bachelors who are furious over my insistence on leaking these hidden secrets to you all. I have chosen to leak these secrets because if I don’t take care of my single female friends, who else will? My dear young lady do you want to get married to a rich man?

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Love2sing: 5:13am On Nov 30, 2014
WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE A POT BELLY
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Pot bellies also known as beer bellies are common sights these days especially among the male population. The craze for 6 pack abs seems to be dying down among the men folk. The pot bellies I am referring to in this context are the ones that come as a result of dietary choices and behavior not the ones that are symptoms of kwashiorkor disease or the ones sent in by spiritual forces from the village. Do you have a pot belly? Don’t deny it! A pot belly is a hollow chamber used for storing beer, odeku, isi ewu, akpu etc. It is located in the abdomen region of the body. What causes pot bellies?

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Love2sing: 5:24am On Nov 30, 2014
MONEY MAKING IDEAS 101
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Here are some money making tips for you. You can take them with a pinch of salt or with a cube of sugar. ***************** - Become a dating guru It is no secret that some people have a natural ability of attracting the opposite sex and are more successful at dating. There are guys who walk into a room, an occasion, a party etc and when they leave, they leave with twenty phones numbers gotten from the ladies in the room while others struggle to get a single phone number. This is not fair o! If you are good at attracting the opposite sex you should let in your friends on your secrets for a fee. Become a dating guru! Even if the last time a girl agreed to go out with you was 15 yrs ago in your village, you can still pose as a dating guru. I tell you there are thousands of lonely people out there looking for love.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ohmypepperminta: 5:35am On Nov 30, 2014
HOW TO TAKE HER OUT AND HAVE THE PERFECT DATE ON A BUDGET OF 200 NAIRA
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Hello guys, grab a seat and let’s hope no lady is reading this because this information is strictly for guys. I repeat this information is strictly for guys. Ladies kindly walk through the exit door by your left, thank you. *looks left and right, up and down, shuts door*. So she has accepted to go out with you at last. You have fixed the day and time for your first date. You are anxious because you want to impress her. You want to leave a good impression because you know that first impression matters. You want to make her your bae, don’t you? My brothers bring out your calculators, biros and sheets of paper, let’s do some calculations. How much are you prepared to spend on the first date? What are the things that you would buy? Write them down……. You will probably end up with a list like this…..

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:21am On Nov 30, 2014
She Promised Him She'll Repay Him Back Like This
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Bomboy was sharing food and drinks to the people that attended his mother's funeral.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:11pm On Nov 30, 2014
He Did Not Find Out
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My brother got home early from work and heard strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushed upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:58pm On Nov 30, 2014
What Ebola Caused In A School In Nigeria
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Bola could not attend school for one week because of health issue. However, she managed to come to school on the day her school was to go for mid term break. Where have you been for the past one week? The teacher asked.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:59pm On Nov 30, 2014
A Fool For Love
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A friend was dating a girl who would always hurt his feelings. One day, she broke up with him and stormed out of the house. Three months later, she had a change of heart.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by potrix101: 9:52pm On Nov 30, 2014
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:14am On Dec 01, 2014
Evil Comedian Episode 22
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Yes, actually, no! Ofego said. So what did you want to tell me? Perpetual asked. I want to tell you that, I love you, I really love you, ever since I set my eyes on you, my eyes has not been the same, they ache to see you. Ache to be with you, ache to be by you. I can't explain this any longer, Perpetual please you are all I want. Come into my life or else I will cry and die. Ofego cried. So, this is it! What you wanted to tell me. All of it, this is it. You barely even know me, and you have fall head over me.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:56am On Dec 01, 2014
They Came Into My Room Last Night
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I was sleeping when I heard their sound as they entered, I quickly woke up and one of them ran towards me to attack me, I had a weapon in my room and I had no choice but to use it in defending myself, I quickly struck one with it, the second one ran towards me and we wrestled,

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 1:17pm On Dec 01, 2014
How A Little Girl Used Me To Play
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I was employed as an English teacher in a junior secondary school. I gave the students in Jss 1 class home work saying, Write a story that ends with, ''And so, he got angry''. I didn't specify the amount of words to be used.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Lifeafterlove: 8:52am On Dec 02, 2014
MY LIFE CHANGING EXPERIENCE WITH A BOOK
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The long sandy road leading from school stretched in front of me – an ample play ground that hosted my most treasured childhood memories. On the sides of the road were huge seemingly endless stretches of farmland. Tall palm trees and other gigantic tree crops grew amidst dense shrubs. Now and then, a squirrel would run from one side of the farmland,

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