[color=#006600][/color]Lessons From His Job Test Experience by Dioxidane (m): 7:31pm On
May 14
So I went for a job interview/test today at a manufacturing company
and a very hilarious/scary scene played out before me.
I woke up in the morning and my head was banging like a 2 by 2
plywood was hit on it. Even the panadol I took did nothing to relieve
me - the headache was dancing 'skelewu' around it.
When I got to the company and after normal security checks for
invitations, I went in and saw others that were also invited. I realized
that I was the last person to come in 'cos no other person came after
me.
I did a head count and we were 20 persons - 13 guys and 7 ladies.
And yeah, the 'chicks' were fine like hell.
I wasn't in any mood to 'chyke' any girl because of my headache, so I
went on 'lock-up' mode, after all I came for a job test not to scoop
girls. Other sharp guys were already in intimated conversations with
some of the ladies.
Not too long after I came in, two men came and ushered us into a
conference room. 'Damn, this is what I call a 5-star conference room',
I thought.
The conference room was so posh and it's air conditioning could
freeze ones brains out. The setting of the company was pristine, with
everywhere looking so upper class. I never knew there were companies
like that in Nigeria apart from oil companies. I even saw an 'ATM
plaza' in the company! Imagine! I told myself I was going to get a job
in that company whether the devil was comfortable with it or not.
After pep talks and collecting our CV's, the two men began
distributing the test questions. There were 30 questions in all and we
were to answer them in 1 hour. It was boldly written on it. 'Wow, very
organized coy', I thought.
Looking at the questions, I was shocked! I knew the answers to some
questions, I forgot the answers to some, I could manipulate some, but
there were some I just didn't know!
I raised my head and realized the two men were no more in the
conference room and the door was shut. The whole room was silent. I
guess the others realized it at that same point, 'cos they began
raising their heads and the guys that already had rapports with some
of the ladies, in wanting to be 'caring', began asking the ladies if they
could answer the questions and that if they didn't know any, they
should simply ask.
Moments later, different talks began flying around in whispers: 'Do
you know the answer to number 13?' 'I thought it's supposed to be on
quantitative analysis.' 'No, it's qualitative analysis.' 'How do convert
that value to inches?' 'Jeez, I've forgotten that formular'. 'I think it's
height times r square'. 'Are you sure?' 'I can't remember exactly, but it
should be something like that.'
I was still on 'lock-up' mode so I didn't talk to anyone. I just
concentrated on my test while listening to words flying around, hoping
that the answers to the ones I didn't know would drop.
I also wondered why we were left without supervision. 'Or was there a
camera in here?', I thought. I looked around and saw a contraption in
the ceiling, blinking a red light. It definitely didn't look like a camera!
We've already spent 30minutes. I had answered about 15 questions -
the ones I was sure of. I looked around and saw some guys browsing
on their phones, obviously checking the answers online. And being
'good guys', they were dishing out answers to some ladies too. 'Damn
you PHCN!', I thought. I had already answered the questions I knew. I
should have checked the others online and gotten the answers easily.
I would have even had the opportunity to confirm the ones I had
already answered. The battery in my phone was flat!
The lady sitting beside me was feeding off answers from the guy
beside her. I was about asking her if she had answered (or 'obtained'
the answer) to question 22 when the two men who issued the test
walked in with 4 fierce looking security officers.
'You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, stand up!' One of them barked
out. I was shocked! 8 persons were asked to stand up and I was
among the 'yous'. And to think I didn't talk to or with anyone and I
didn't cheat in any way, I was beginning to get angry.
The next words I heard were a relieve. 'The rest of you, drop your
scripts and get out! Your test is over!'
Jeez, so they watching us after all! Some began begging, especially
the ladies, but the sight of the fierce officers man-handling one of the
guys that wanted to protest their action did something to calm their
nerves.
Few minutes later, the conference room was quiet again. One of the
men told us we had 15 minutes more and they left almost
immediately. We were 6 guys and 2 ladies left. When they left, I
looked around and everyone concentrated on his or her work. I was
already done with the ones I knew and manipulated the ones I could.
Exactly 15minutes later, the men came and collected our scripts and
told us they would get back to us.
I did my best. I pray I scale through, but I learnt a very vital lesson
which other job seekers too could learn. I'm not going to mention the
lessons. Decipher it yourself.
Lest I forget, try watching the movie 'THE EXAM' if you've not already
done so.
Dioxidane[b]Lessons From His Job Test Experience by Dioxidane (m): 7:31pm On
May 14
So I went for a job interview/test today at a manufacturing company
and a very hilarious/scary scene played out before me.
I woke up in the morning and my head was banging like a 2 by 2
plywood was hit on it. Even the panadol I took did nothing to relieve
me - the headache was dancing 'skelewu' around it.
When I got to the company and after normal security checks for
invitations, I went in and saw others that were also invited. I realized
that I was the last person to come in 'cos no other person came after
me.
I did a head count and we were 20 persons - 13 guys and 7 ladies.
And yeah, the 'chicks' were fine like hell.
I wasn't in any mood to 'chyke' any girl because of my headache, so I
went on 'lock-up' mode, after all I came for a job test not to scoop
girls. Other sharp guys were already in intimated conversations with
some of the ladies.
Not too long after I came in, two men came and ushered us into a
conference room. 'Damn, this is what I call a 5-star conference room',
I thought.
The conference room was so posh and it's air conditioning could
freeze ones brains out. The setting of the company was pristine, with
everywhere looking so upper class. I never knew there were companies
like that in Nigeria apart from oil companies. I even saw an 'ATM
plaza' in the company! Imagine! I told myself I was going to get a job
in that company whether the devil was comfortable with it or not.
After pep talks and collecting our CV's, the two men began
distributing the test questions. There were 30 questions in all and we
were to answer them in 1 hour. It was boldly written on it. 'Wow, very
organized coy', I thought.
Looking at the questions, I was shocked! I knew the answers to some
questions, I forgot the answers to some, I could manipulate some, but
there were some I just didn't know!
I raised my head and realized the two men were no more in the
conference room and the door was shut. The whole room was silent. I
guess the others realized it at that same point, 'cos they began
raising their heads and the guys that already had rapports with some
of the ladies, in wanting to be 'caring', began asking the ladies if they
could answer the questions and that if they didn't know any, they
should simply ask.
Moments later, different talks began flying around in whispers: 'Do
you know the answer to number 13?' 'I thought it's supposed to be on
quantitative analysis.' 'No, it's qualitative analysis.' 'How do convert
that value to inches?' 'Jeez, I've forgotten that formular'. 'I think it's
height times r square'. 'Are you sure?' 'I can't remember exactly, but it
should be something like that.'
I was still on 'lock-up' mode so I didn't talk to anyone. I just
concentrated on my test while listening to words flying around, hoping
that the answers to the ones I didn't know would drop.
I also wondered why we were left without supervision. 'Or was there a
camera in here?', I thought. I looked around and saw a contraption in
the ceiling, blinking a red light. It definitely didn't look like a camera!
We've already spent 30minutes. I had answered about 15 questions -
the ones I was sure of. I looked around and saw some guys browsing
on their phones, obviously checking the answers online. And being
'good guys', they were dishing out answers to some ladies too. 'Damn
you PHCN!', I thought. I had already answered the questions I knew. I
should have checked the others online and gotten the answers easily.
I would have even had the opportunity to confirm the ones I had
already answered. The battery in my phone was flat!
The lady sitting beside me was feeding off answers from the guy
beside her. I was about asking her if she had answered (or 'obtained'
the answer) to question 22 when the two men who issued the test
walked in with 4 fierce looking security officers.
'You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, stand up!' One of them barked
out. I was shocked! 8 persons were asked to stand up and I was
among the 'yous'. And to think I didn't talk to or with anyone and I
didn't cheat in any way, I was beginning to get angry.
The next words I heard were a relieve. 'The rest of you, drop your
scripts and get out! Your test is over!'
Jeez, so they watching us after all! Some began begging, especially
the ladies, but the sight of the fierce officers man-handling one of the
guys that wanted to protest their action did something to calm their
nerves.
Few minutes later, the conference room was quiet again. One of the
men told us we had 15 minutes more and they left almost
immediately. We were 6 guys and 2 ladies left. When they left, I
looked around and everyone concentrated on his or her work. I was
already done with the ones I knew and manipulated the ones I could.
Exactly 15minutes later, the men came and collected our scripts and
told us they would get back to us.
I did my best. I pray I scale through, but I learnt a very vital lesson
which other job seekers too could learn. I'm not going to mention the
lessons. Decipher it yourself.
Lest I forget, try watching the movie 'THE EXAM' if you've not already
done so.
Dioxidane[/b]Lessons From His Job Test Experience by Dioxidane (m): 7:31pm On
May 14
So I went for a job interview/test today at a manufacturing company
and a very hilarious/scary scene played out before me.
I woke up in the morning and my head was banging like a 2 by 2
plywood was hit on it. Even the panadol I took did nothing to relieve
me - the headache was dancing 'skelewu' around it.
When I got to the company and after normal security checks for
invitations, I went in and saw others that were also invited. I realized
that I was the last person to come in 'cos no other person came after
me.
I did a head count and we were 20 persons - 13 guys and 7 ladies.
And yeah, the 'chicks' were fine like hell.
I wasn't in any mood to 'chyke' any girl because of my headache, so I
went on 'lock-up' mode, after all I came for a job test not to scoop
girls. Other sharp guys were already in intimated conversations with
some of the ladies.
Not too long after I came in, two men came and ushered us into a
conference room. 'Damn, this is what I call a 5-star conference room',
I thought.
The conference room was so posh and it's air conditioning could
freeze ones brains out. The setting of the company was pristine, with
everywhere looking so upper class. I never knew there were companies
like that in Nigeria apart from oil companies. I even saw an 'ATM
plaza' in the company! Imagine! I told myself I was going to get a job
in that company whether the devil was comfortable with it or not.
After pep talks and collecting our CV's, the two men began
distributing the test questions. There were 30 questions in all and we
were to answer them in 1 hour. It was boldly written on it. 'Wow, very
organized coy', I thought.
Looking at the questions, I was shocked! I knew the answers to some
questions, I forgot the answers to some, I could manipulate some, but
there were some I just didn't know!
I raised my head and realized the two men were no more in the
conference room and the door was shut. The whole room was silent. I
guess the others realized it at that same point, 'cos they began
raising their heads and the guys that already had rapports with some
of the ladies, in wanting to be 'caring', began asking the ladies if they
could answer the questions and that if they didn't know any, they
should simply ask.
Moments later, different talks began flying around in whispers: 'Do
you know the answer to number 13?' 'I thought it's supposed to be on
quantitative analysis.' 'No, it's qualitative analysis.' 'How do convert
that value to inches?' 'Jeez, I've forgotten that formular'. 'I think it's
height times r square'. 'Are you sure?' 'I can't remember exactly, but it
should be something like that.'
I was still on 'lock-up' mode so I didn't talk to anyone. I just
concentrated on my test while listening to words flying around, hoping
that the answers to the ones I didn't know would drop.
I also wondered why we were left without supervision. 'Or was there a
camera in here?', I thought. I looked around and saw a contraption in
the ceiling, blinking a red light. It definitely didn't look like a camera!
We've already spent 30minutes. I had answered about 15 questions -
the ones I was sure of. I looked around and saw some guys browsing
on their phones, obviously checking the answers online. And being
'good guys', they were dishing out answers to some ladies too. 'Damn
you PHCN!', I thought. I had already answered the questions I knew. I
should have checked the others online and gotten the answers easily.
I would have even had the opportunity to confirm the ones I had
already answered. The battery in my phone was flat!
The lady sitting beside me was feeding off answers from the guy
beside her. I was about asking her if she had answered (or 'obtained'
the answer) to question 22 when the two men who issued the test
walked in with 4 fierce looking security officers.
'You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, stand up!' One of them barked
out. I was shocked! 8 persons were asked to stand up and I was
among the 'yous'. And to think I didn't talk to or with anyone and I
didn't cheat in any way, I was beginning to get angry.
The next words I heard were a relieve. 'The rest of you, drop your
scripts and get out! Your test is over!'
Jeez, so they watching us after all! Some began begging, especially
the ladies, but the sight of the fierce officers man-handling one of the
guys that wanted to protest their action did something to calm their
nerves.
Few minutes later, the conference room was quiet again. One of the
men told us we had 15 minutes more and they left almost
immediately. We were 6 guys and 2 ladies left. When they left, I
looked around and everyone concentrated on his or her work. I was
already done with the ones I knew and manipulated the ones I could.
Exactly 15minutes later, the men came and collected our scripts and
told us they would get back to us.
I did my best. I pray I scale through, but I learnt a very vital lesson
which other job seekers too could learn. I'm not going to mention the
lessons. Decipher it yourself.
Lest I forget, try watching the movie 'THE EXAM' if you've not already
done so.
Dioxidane

This is to formally inform the general public that there are teaching vacancies for the following subjects:
1. I.R.S
2. Civic Education
3. Social Studies
17-23 Alfa-Aminu street, Pedro, bus/stop, Palmgroove.
Applicants residing in Bariga, Somolu, Palmgroove, Onipan and it environs would be at advantage.

@ProfGday u wnt beliv d movie was playing in my head while reading ur experience. A gripping, suspense-filled movie at that.I wish u gudluck though

IDrock:
@ProfGday u wnt beliv d movie was playing in my head while reading ur experience. A gripping, suspense-filled movie at that.I wish u gudluck though

it was not his own experience, it was a nairalanders experience dixona

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Candidates are expected to have the requisite educational qualifications and cognate experience.
How to Apply
Applications together with detailed CVs and copies of credentials and attainments should be forwarded to. baroquesinfonia@yahoo.co.uk

oh!! @Sunnypar tnx fr d correction

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pls oga Goldendr &Sunnypar i need ur help am a silent follower of dis thread kp up d good job i saw dis website prepclass.com i think it is mainly 4those dat can teach part-time/home tutors pls how genuine is it because d req very ok but me i fear may also b a scam sm interested in it because i di partime teaching &wuld nt mind makin extra genuine income tnx again d website is Prepclass.com

From response from this thread it shows that preppclass is not a serious employer of labour. However if you doubt me, you could try them.m

tenderlyme:
pls oga Goldendr &Sunnypar i need ur help am a silent follower of dis thread kp up d good job i saw dis website prepclass.com i think it is mainly 4those dat can teach part-time/home tutors pls how genuine is it because d req very ok but me i fear may also b a scam sm interested in it because i di partime teaching &wuld nt mind makin extra genuine income tnx again d website is Prepclass.com

big bros thank u oo na GOD say make i talk because d conditns are jst too appealing 2ignore i'll continue my small teachin till i c a genuine place 2do my home lessond thanx sir

thanks to idrock for posting the macforte teaching vacancy I have been invited for the second stage interview

endtime1:
thanks to idrock for posting the macforte teaching vacancy I have been invited for the second stage interview

Thabks is not enough.... You mind sharing your first experience.

tenderlyme:
big bros thank u oo na GOD say make i talk because d conditns are jst too appealing 2ignore i'll continue my small teachin till i c a genuine place 2do my home lessond thanx sir

prepclass tutors are genuine,a friend of mine is working with them presently and their pay is ok. Give it a shot

@endtime1 congratulations bro! wishing u success in the next stage. u cn share ur first experience though to encourage n equip others

Peace gate science academy, ijoko ota, Ogun state calls for qualified teachers for the following subjects
Further mathematics
Economics
Technical drawing
Physics
Civic education
For enquiries contact
08038011504
07037086962
(Salary is based on negotiating prowess. 30k minimum) Peace gate science academy, ijoko ota, Ogun state calls for qualified teachers for the following subjects
Further mathematics
Economics
Technical drawing
Physics
Civic education
For enquiries contact
08038011504
07037086962
(Salary is based on negotiating prowess. 30k minimum) Peace gate science academy, ijoko ota, Ogun state calls for qualified teachers for the following subjects
Further mathematics
Economics
Technical drawing
Physics
Civic education
For enquiries contact
08038011504
07037086962
(Salary is based on negotiating prowess. 30k minimum)

IDrock:
@endtime1 congratulations bro! wishing u success in the next stage. u cn share ur first experience though to encourage n equip others

I have shared the first experience on page between 182-184 of this thread.pls wat should I expect for the next stage...thanks for ur encouragement idrock unlike those that discourages like sunnapar

dansolution:


prepclass tutors are genuine,a friend of mine is working with them presently and their pay is ok. Give it a shot

i have applied and reg twice and still heard nothing from them

endtime1:

I have shared the first experience on page between 182-184 of this thread.pls wat should I expect for the next stage...thanks for ur encouragement idrock unlike those that discourages like sunnapar

It is sunnypar and I never discouraged you but was blunt.

when you're tired of all that life has brought your way, you search for a job, you don't get or you don't get a good one. people tend to throw insults at you and you feel useless. what should you do? Bolanles Nuptial Tales: Hope & Faith http://bolanlesnuptialtales..com/2015/05/hope-faith.html?spref=tw

Sorry folks I've been away from the thread for so long. That's because all vacancies were filled up. However the 2015/16 Academic session is around the corner and we at CHRISTFIELD PRIVATE SCHOOL, ADO EKITI in anticipation of increase enrollment in every section of the school - Pre-School (KG & NURSERY), Primary and secondary have kick-started our recruitment process. Interested applicants should forward their CV to christfieldschool@yahoo.com.

Lest I forget, our beginning salary is 20k per month and we provide one year paid accommodation near the school. Pleas do not bother to apply if you are not very computer literate. All our teachers are required to be very proficient in the use of Microsoft Office package.

We have an existing arrangement for those who wish to introduce, market or implement our product (Smart CBT) for schools. You are to introduce the software, handle presentation/demo and price negotiation.  We will install the software, train the staff and handle minor support issues. We will support you and take care of issues you can’t handle. For this, you earn 30% commission per sales to schools.

Smart CBT is a comprehensive Computer-Based Testing / E-exam Management software that enables educators and trainers to author, schedule, deliver, and report on quizzes, tests and exams. It is a professional computerized testing application. In short, it makes testing easier for students and administrators.  we have already deploy to 7 schools 2 of which are public schools on pilot deployment which would be expanded to cover many other schools). Our sales has mostly been through 3rd parties and we are looking for partnership with more individuals and organizations.

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Professional Home Tutoring services is an educational organization that is based in Abuja and Calabar. As a result of our ongoing expansion exercise, we currently require the services of qualified and experienced personnel in the following disciplines:
▷ Mathematics
▷ English Language
▷ Physics
▷ Chemistry
▷ Biology
▷ Music
▷ ICT
▷ Accounts and
▷ Teachers of both Primary and Nursery classes

Requirements
▷ Minimum qualification of an NCE
▷ Must be hard working, proactive and interested in curriculum development
▷ Must be fluent in English Language
▷ Should have a passion for impacting knowledge

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Interested and qualified candidates should send their applications and CVs to:
Saint_emma@yahoo.com

Vacancies:

Job Title: Headmaster
Experience: 10 years teaching in private schools
2 years as headmaster
Qualification: Degree Holder in Education



Job Title: Teachers
Experience: 3 years teaching in private schools (Crèche & Nursery)
Qualification: NCE

Please send your CVs to edurecruitlagos@gmail.com
Location: Lagos
Thanks.

An experienced Nursery Teacher that has love for kids is needed in a creche. The applicant must reside in or around Iba, Lagos. Send cv to topkids.creche@yahoo.com

Pls I would appreciate any teaching job in Lagos mainland either part time or full time..subject areas are maths,physics,further maths,cheMistry and geography

Romeozigs:
Pls I would appreciate any teaching job in Lagos mainland either part time or full time..subject areas are maths,physics,further maths,cheMistry and geography

check the above vacancies and try submitting your CV with schools around you locality.

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1. Post :Instructior/ Education counsellor*parmanent Position

Applicants must hold a relevant teaching qualification in English.

Must be have an excellent Computing,Reading,Writing and Communication Skill

Having been an experienced in teaching Cambridge English or any other international prefficiency exam will also be an added advantage.

Must have a minimum of B.A/ EDU in English Language. Having a Masters Degree in the same line of discipline will be an added advantage.

The Candidate will be responsible for managing our Abuja office, assisting the MD in Educational Advisory and would be working with a wide range of other Teachers

Job Discription

Your job will include but not limited to the following:

Tutoring and Counselling

Preparing and delivering lessons to a range of classes of different ages and abilities

marking work, giving appropriate feedback and Maintaining records of pupils progress and development

Researching new topic areas, maintaining up-to-date subject knowledge, and devising and writing new curriculum materials

Selecting and using a range of different learning resources and equipment, including podcasts and interactive whiteboards

Undertaking pastoral duties, such as taking on the role of form tutor, and supporting pupils on an individual basis through academic or personal difficulties

Preparing pupils for qualifications and external examinations

also act as a learning mentor, careers adviser

Provide gudiance and counselling to students who wish to study abroad

the Job is an office and Classroom job and you will be trained to offer Education Advisory Service to candidates who wish to Study abroad

Marketing and Business Development

The successfull candidate will also have to engage in business development which might be on a commission base outside your monthly take home:

attending seminers and fairs

Writing to Schools and visiting schools with presentations

Applying to Universities abroad on behalf of candidates

provide Visa Support you will be trained for all these

follow up on all admission

maintain Contract Letters of Temporary teacher

we also require the following Temporary position:

2. Teachers and Instructors for all Subjects in A level, IGSE,OLEVEL

3. Teachers and Instructors for ACCA

4. Teachers and Instructors for CIPS

5. Teachers and Instructors for IELTS,TOEFL,PTE,GMAT,GRE,SAT and other International Exam

6. Freelance marketers and Education Advisors would be paid on a commission Basis.

Intrested applicants should send an application with a cover letter and CV to Ruheconsulting@gmail.com
or send through our contact us form on our website http://ruheglobal.webuda.com/Contacts/

Telephone application would not be accepted.

Ferscoat International Academy is a reputable school that is based in Ipaja, Lagos state. The school currently requires the services of qualified and experienced personnel in the teaching of Fine and Creative Arts.

Requirements:
• First degree or Higher National Diploma in Fine and Applied Arts (preferably in Education).
• A Post-Graduate diploma in Education for degree holders in non-educational fields and HND will be an added advantage.
• Candidates must have at least 3-years experience in the teaching of English Literature in a Senior Secondary School.

NOTE: Candidate residing outside Ipaja and it's environs should not border applying.
HOW TO APPLY: Interested candidates should send their CVs to the e-mail below:
ferscoatschools@gmail.com

What has happen Herr? Upload, avicky, Oga, Makozona, sunnypar and the likes why have thou abandoned this thread.