Abeg make una help me o. E get one FINE babe wey don dey eye me for over a year now, with serious green light. She wan fine lyk Beyounce. So last week i kon approach her with great shyness naim she happy greet me with blush. We talk that day so tey, body chemistry kon dey. I met her yesterday again. When our face just jam each other, naim she run jump on me with speed and one kind tight hug, for public o, i mean people dey look us like movie. I felt awkward and stupid. Man lost confidence patapata as e be like say make i disappear. Infact, e kon be lyk say i develop hatred for d girl at dat spot, and i be very timid and egoistical guy for girlz matter. I bone sha.Me and her no see each other for 4 days after that event. But yesterday night, when we meet in the night, i con scope her. D next thing be say d chik just scream and left me. In shock, i ran after her and grabbed her hand. The next thing wey happen na *GBOSA*. One kind heavy slap land for my face. O boy, kon c confusion and stagger. People kon come dey ask me wetin happen as the girl comot.
Abeg wetin cause make the girl start to dey misbehave to me all of a sudden. The thing now kon b say is like i don totally dey love d chik o, cos i sick no be small. Now, i dey struggle to see her. She don scarce baje baje.

she gave you holy slap...atleast e reset your brain

So wetin you want make we talk?

May be she dream say u give her belle.

Op, sorry uh

woman slap u? tchaii... wetin dem kill for ur naming day?

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ceosville: So wetin you want make we talk?

Na type of u no get pity for your fellow man.

Okay, okay, maybe u think say i dey joke. Na until i show u my face u go understand. As in, the girl really hit me. C me naoo.

A beg get pity.

Now wey u don talk evrytin finish weitin make we con talk again...........@OP

OmoUSH:
Na type of u no get pity for your fellow man.

Okay, okay, maybe u think say i dey joke. Na until i show u my face u go understand. As in, the girl really hit me. C me naoo.

A beg get pity.

na ur face be dat.hehe @op u for tell me say u wan date mike tyson,i for know wetin to talk.

I hope say d hand wey she used slap u na ordinary hand make e no come b say na jaz she come jaz oo

@op... hope say d slap neva affect ur brain hard drive coz e b lyk say na iron hand she take slap u o

If any gurl try am 2 slap me ehn,I swear 2 God the gurl go fit die. Imagine...is it not a NO or YES something? Guy u be mum.u sef. U know tell us wetin u do d gurl as she slap u o

@op what does this mean?

when we meet in the night, i con scope her

Pics or it didnt happen :-/

Segeggs: Pics or it didnt happen :-/

Haba! Nawao. So u mean i will be snapping myself as i dey toast the girl, or as her terrific slap dey come. How some people even dey think sef

Bamzy_don: @op... hope say d slap neva affect ur brain hard drive coz e b lyk say na iron hand she take slap u o

poster your story seems to be missing some points but here is what i get from it so correct me if i'm wrong ...... Anyway she saw you and hugged you but you acted like a D-bag and then you ignored her for 4 days then, you saw her somewhere and tried to go claim her but she wasn't having it. Then instead of letting her go and cool off you grabbed her. Then she rebooted your hard drive with a slap.

is this about correct?

25omega:

poster your story seems to be missing some points but here is what i get from it so correct me if i'm wrong ...... Anyway she saw you and hugged you but you acted like a D-bag and then you ignored her for 4 days then, you saw her somewhere and tried to go claim her but she wasn't having it. Then instead of letting her go and cool off you grabbed her. Then she rebooted your hard drive with a slap.

is this about correct?

Men, almost correct

Okay did you return the slap...If you didnt then you are nothing but fooolz

OmoUSH: Abeg make una help me o. E get one FINE babe wey don dey eye me for over a year now, with serious green light. She wan fine lyk Beyounce. So last week i kon approach her with great shyness naim she happy greet me with blush. We talk that day so tey, body chemistry kon dey. I met her yesterday again. When our face just jam each other, naim she run jump on me with speed and one kind tight hug, for public o, i mean people dey look us like movie. I felt awkward and stupid. Man lost confidence patapata as e be like say make i disappear. Infact, e kon be lyk say i develop hatred for d girl at dat spot, and i be very timid and egoistical guy for girlz matter. I bone sha.Me and her no see each other for 4 days after that event. But yesterday night, when we meet in the night, i con scope her. D next thing be say d chik just scream and left me. In shock, i ran after her and grabbed her hand. The next thing wey happen na *GBOSA*. One kind heavy slap land for my face. O boy, kon c confusion and stagger. People kon come dey ask me wetin happen as the girl comot.
Abeg wetin cause make the girl start to dey misbehave to me all of a sudden. The thing now kon b say is like i don totally dey love d chik o, cos i sick no be small. Now, i dey struggle to see her. She don scarce baje baje.

..is she fat?

nice one.

Enegod: she gave you holy slap...atleast e reset your brain

Hommie,this is some funny shiit!!!! Couldn't hold myself...

Na slap of love dem dey call dat kian slap, u sef acept ur fate

op it was reflex in action....if you didnt try to stop her , she might have calmed down and had a mature conversation with you as to if she would accept or reject your proposal.....she was probably overwhelmed and just acted out.....kpelle.

hahahahaha...

dat is how hard reset is been done on HUMANS..

next time watch out

mashnino: hahahahaha...

dat is how hard reset is been done on HUMANS..

next time watch out

lmao

Jovanna: Na slap of love dem dey call dat kian slap, u sef acept ur fate

@Jovanna. So slap of love dey swell person face. If i kon die nko?

As for u there wey u dey say make i revenge. Me wey i confuse patapata. As if say if na u u fit revenge

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@Jovanna. So slap of love dey swell person face. If i kon die nko?

U knw fit die nw, nd if d gal con agree nw u go promise heaven nd earth say u fit do anytiny 4 her, nd u no fit chop common slap nawa 4 u jor

Sorry OP,,,,u don chop slap b say u don slap,,,notin wey u go fit do 2 rewind d slap,,,just take hear,,,,God is in control,,,,,,,next time u go wise

@OP Congratulations dis girl luves u
like dat girl for "my heart beats for lola"
shey naa Lola Vulcan?
sha Congrats Disturb dis girl wella cuz dats wt she wants u to do!!

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@Jovan. Na wa for u o. I no blame u sha, as na ur fellow girlity how u no go talk. So be4 she love me slap must come. If na so make we bone joor

I dey laff I sorries 4 you.

broda foget the girl love you die , na shakara she wan begin do for you so dat u go fasten ur sit belt begin chase her.. ;Dbroda foget the girl love you die , na shakara she wan begin do for you so dat u go fasten ur sit belt begin chase her..