me think TOH is just playing hard to get,its one of those things women do wen they are inlove ,no big deal

Toyin, did I not tell you I always clutch a thunder rod in my right hand?  In case, you forgot, its still here, and fully charged too.  

wetin do them?

TOH:

Wtf 29? Are you people insane?

TOH, don't get mad at me now.
This is ur chance to be tied up to Nairaland's richest hunk: Negro.

@ Negro,

Do what u gotta do before she changes her mind.
Go on one knee and bring out the diamond ring.
************She loves blood diamonds**************

TOH, write me plleeeeaaazz, you bloody loon!

Negro_Ntns:

Toyin, did I not tell you I always clutch a thunder rod in my right hand? In case, you forgot, its still here, and fully charged too.

And I once told you that I control my own hurricane and tornado. . .we'll see which is stronger. I am the Female Zeus

Hey Jackal, maybe I need to park the Bugatti where she can see it,  

Negro_Ntns:

Hey Jackal, maybe I need to park the Bugatti where she can see it,

Don't even think about it.
TOH is so down to earth. . . . She doesn't like show-boating.
She'd rather u ride in a VW Beetle(1960) but with loads of GB Pounds in ur pockets.

TOH, political lobbyists are calling for my attention.  I told them to go f_uck off that nothing is more urgent and important than TOH.  

Babe, come to me  
come here,
come on,

TOH is in love? Who's the lucky fellow?

Negro,
maybe if you did what I asked you to do last time, you would not have this problem
awan okunrin sha. shakara wan ti po ju!

lmao,  I am glad I'm very conservative with resources, this is her haven then.   Maybe I need to switch to Queen's grammar.  

What you think Jackal?  Will the semantics raise my appeal?

Can I send Toyin on vacation to London, will you guys be willing to accomodate her over there?

Negro_Ntns:

Can I send Toyin on vacation to London, will you guys be willing to accomodate her over there?

Becuz you're on jazz??!!
wetin I wan do in London for?

Smelly london for florida?
u dey crase

Toyin is DRAMA QUEEN.  Thats why you are constantly banned.

Negro_Ntns:

Toyin is DRAMA QUEEN. Thats why you are constantly banned.

Thank you!
Now you can kiss my bum!!

oops, no can do!
TOH might come after me

Negro_Ntns:

lmao, I am glad I'm very conservative with resources, this is her haven then. Maybe I need to switch to Queen's grammar.

What you think Jackal? Will the semantics raise my appeal?

You are doing ok!!!
She hates Queen's grammar. Stick strictly to Pidgin English or unadulterated Yoruba.
You can do the Yoruba herbalist thingy too. . . .She loves that.

TOH,

Would it bother your mind lady, to know that I have concluded, of course after quite a legnthy deliberation in spite of myself, and a measurable fortitude it was for my poor soul to bear, on which matter I wish no longer to prolong than forbearance would allow me to, that I find you deeply attractive and a lady at heart indeed. On such matters as pertain to the feelings of the heart, and I am sure you will concur with my disposition, that kindness of speech and discipline of expression is very very invaluable, of course not disspelling your experience on the matter at all, I would be waiting to hear your opinion on that simple noble gesture which we Nigerian blood hold natural.

Jackal, she nearly kicked my balls here one day for speaking pidgin english,

English people no get sense, all that words wasted just to tell a girl you like her. My people in Delta would have said that in six words " titi, i dey eye u oo"

Negro_Ntns:

Jackal, she nearly kicked my balls here one day for speaking pidgin english,

She did?
Okay. . . . .try French or Spanish.
Her previous boy/fs were from France n Mexico.

ah ah, thank you Ojare.

TOH, tu parle vouz francais? Pouvons-nous parler en français ?

hola senorita, senora atractiva.

ewo ni jangbajantis ye?
awe, so yoruba fun jare!
abi omoh yoruba man?
oselara e

where is Negro from?

TOH:

where is Negro from?

I think he's Ijebu

Tetchiness . . . 166 posts per day? !

CH3COO:

Tetchiness . . . 166 posts per day? !

You better close your eyes before I throw chiili pepper at them!

Lol, freak! Iya ijebu.

CH3COO:

Lol, freak! Iya ijebu.

Tani iya ijebu?
abi awan aye ti ba e ja ni
moni awe okunri ye ni ijebu, i wo nso katakata

Ewo! Ogini? Wetin? Aye is doing you. Oya wetin be yuh name? Ndo. Nuh bi yu tuk seh yu be mama ijebu. I go find baba ijebu tek give yu. .

CH3COO:

Ewo! Ogini? Wetin? Aye is doing you. Oya wetin be yuh name? Ndo. Nuh bi yu tuk seh yu be mama ijebu. I go find baba ijebu tek give yu. .

I guess this is the result of illiteracy in Nigeria.

ok, let me break it down to you:

TOH: where is NEGRO from?
Me: From Ijebu


this conversation mean that the user I.D NEGRO [b]not [/b]Tetchiness is Ijebu! ok?

WTF yo? Back to the topic at hand all ye toasters, rappers and sideliners! I SAID who likes or dates Asian and Latino men? What kwonshains Asians and Latinos with Naija boiz? I will beat u people oh! Derailing children!