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Man Caught On CCTV Making Love To A LAND ROVER Discovery

Posted by AfricaEagle on 12 Sep 2013 | 0 comments




The man - who is known by the nickname “Hotcock” - was stripped off and started grinding against the blue Land Rover Discovery.

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naked man stunned revellers when he had sex with a phwoar-wheel drive car.

Drunken Daniel Cooper - who is known by the nickname “Hotcock” - started grinding against the blue 4x4 Land Rover Discovery.

A court heard Cooper, 24, was caught on CCTV simulating sex with the LandRover which was parked outside a takeaway restaurant.

Cooper said he was so drunk he could not remember what happened - until he was shown the CCTV pictures of his LandRover lust.

Father-of-three Cooper - described as normally being “a caring family man” - stripped off during a drunken night out with friends.

A court heard that earlier shocked revellers had seen him simulate sex with the counter of the kebab shop.

Married man Cooper was also seen laying on the floor of the takeaway to simulate sex - with his trousers around his ankles.

Prosecutor John Wylde said: “First of all he was seen to be urinating.

“He was then seen to go down the High Street with his trousers around his ankles and his T-shirt pulled up over his head.

“Cooper was waving at cars and then took off his shirt completely.

“He was seen to enter a kebab shop where he was simulating the sex act against the corner of the counter.

“At one stage he lay on the ground and simulated the sex act. Then he did the same to a Land Rover Discovery vehicle which was parked nearby.”

http://www.africaeagle.com/2013/09/man-caught-on-cctv-making-love-to-land.html

Nothing wey pesin no go see for oyibo land

With the help of madness some incredible things becomes possible

Thank God he didn't go to the top of a skyscraper and jumped down. Reason why you shouldn't drink heavily. @OP, why did you copy directory and date of the report? Wetin we wan take am do?

must have been a SEXxy car

Ise aye noni

This one brain don knock E be like say he mix hennesey with power horse

ROTFL.

This is my type of dude!


I hope he came on the car, too?




**runs out searching for a fast-moving BRT**

Gaddemit! This one don pass end time tinz

ah!

What if the range rover becomes pregnant nko?

Nairaland members will come here on hearing the news of a pregnant range rover and start saying 'end time' things and mukina will start banning them.

Omo, the end is near, no be lie

E b like say d mariwana wey dem dey take for ovaseas strong pass d 1 for here o,,,,,,,,,highly concentrated

goldfish80: This one brain don knock E be like say he mix hennesey with power horse

LOL the power of henessey

Guess he wasn't wearing a rubber. Expect a Man-Rover in .......emmm what's the gestation period of a rubber Land Rover.

Oyibo first legalise homosexu.
Soon, they go legalise animalsexu(bestality)
soon it will be carsexual