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Re: 644-iwa by homesteady(m): 3:51pm On Sep 14, 2013

naptu2: A few years ago (sometime around 2008-2010) Musiwa claimed that his crazy writing style was caused by a nairaland software which, he alleged, changes his words. He posted an audio clip in which he was discussing some topics from the bible.

He is quite articulate and well spoken, but his written batu is something else.

Please do you know how many NL accounts he has opened?

Re: 644-iwa by naptu2: 4:35pm On Sep 14, 2013

homesteady:

Please do you know how many NL accounts he has opened?

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Re: 644-iwa by musiwa1j: 4:59pm On Sep 14, 2013

stop telling lies. if you call me. i will have seen miss call.. i read your nonsense. i believe goodluck jonathan or someone have paid you money to do this. if not who will it be.

so naptu2... are you for real.

Re: 644-iwa by musiwa1j: 5:13pm On Sep 14, 2013

i will assume, that is stella damacus friend. women most marry from age 16 years like usa and canada.. what do you think i will do to Ellen Degeneres and her partner, if i was in africa. i will sleep 6 hours with them in bed. what i will do to the asss of Ellen Degeneres only the almighty God and emergency service 911, will pull me off of her and her partner. in africa

Re: 644-iwa by homesteady(m): 5:26pm On Sep 14, 2013

musiwa1j: i will assume, that is stella damacus friend. women most marry from age 16 years like usa and canada.. what do you think i will do to Ellen Degeneres and her partner, if i was in africa. i will sleep 6 hours with them in bed. what i will do to the asss of Ellen Degeneres only the almighty God and emergency service 911, will pull me off of her and her partner . in africa

CHISOS! Musiwa!! What 'll you do to her asss??

Re: 644-iwa by Nobody: 5:47pm On Sep 14, 2013

musiwa1j: i will assume, that is stella damacus friend. women most marry from age 16 years like usa and canada.. what do you think i will do to Ellen Degeneres and her partner, if i was in africa. i will sleep 6 hours with them in bed. what i will do to the asss of Ellen Degeneres only the almighty God and emergency service 911, will pull me off of her and her partner. in africa

Aare Musiwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: 644-iwa by homesteady(m): 5:48pm On Sep 14, 2013

naptu2:

I think it's impossible to know how many accounts he has. The best I can do is categorise them as series of accounts (we've got the Musiwa series, the Becomerich series, the Nigeriaone series, etc).

These are some of his series of accounts.

On nairaland we have

Becomerich, Eguofor, Complove, Nigeria1, Nigeriaone, Bashali, Musiwa, Tayo4life, Uche 2005, etc (each series could include 100 usernames).

On nigeriavillagesquare we have the "forshow" series.

This is the thread in which he posted the audio recording. https://www.nairaland.com/423995/beaf-speak-english-better-than

These are some of his best threads on nairaland.

https://www.nairaland.com/608926/one-party-should-please-summit

https://www.nairaland.com/335745/aloy-emeka-mr-tribalist-cousin

https://www.nairaland.com/321016/mapomeji-finally-out

https://www.nairaland.com/469018/happy-birthday-becomerich

https://www.nairaland.com/549966/

https://www.nairaland.com/898844/h

https://www.nairaland.com/909682/

https://www.nairaland.com/220912/seun-owner-nairaland-accused-corruption

https://www.nairaland.com/469018/happy-birthday-becomerich

https://www.nairaland.com/514772/becomerich-bows-out-nl

https://www.nairaland.com/477125/jakumu-english-nonsense-not-know

https://www.nairaland.com/367629/becomerich-wins-jakumo-closes-beaf/5

https://www.nairaland.com/679870/aare-musiwa-hot-form-look

https://www.nairaland.com/746286/terror-code-red-edodelta-yoruba

https://www.nairaland.com/423995/beaf-speak-english-better-than

And some of his best threads on nigeriavillagesquare.

http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-16767.html

http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/forum/main-square/28355--com-1-million-pages-internet.htm

Like seriously!! grin

and I thought Musiwa was his only name! LOL!

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Re: 644-iwa by naptu2: 5:50pm On Sep 14, 2013

musiwa1j: i will assume, that is stella damacus friend. women most marry from age 16 years like usa and canada.. what do you think i will do to Ellen Degeneres and her partner, if i was in africa. i will sleep 6 hours with them in bed. what i will do to the asss of Ellen Degeneres only the almighty God and emergency service 911, will pull me off of her and her partner. in africa

Ah! Ah! Oh gosh! Ha!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Re: 644-iwa by Vansnickers: 6:01pm On Sep 14, 2013

musiwa1j: i will assume, that is stella damacus friend. women most marry from age 16 years like usa and canada.. what do you think i will do to Ellen Degeneres and her partner, if i was in africa. i will sleep 6 hours with them in bed. what i will do to the asss of Ellen Degeneres only the almighty God and emergency service 911, will pull me off of her and her partner. in africa

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! MUSIWA!!!!

Re: 644-iwa by musiwa1j: 6:02pm On Sep 14, 2013

ignore naptu2 he like fighting over the internet.

and you.. why will you think i will not sleep with Ellen Degeneres and her partner? i will sleep with both of them. Leisha Hailey and her partner ,Clementine Ford and her partner

Re: 644-iwa by kokoA(m): 6:13pm On Sep 14, 2013

I have followed Musiwa since his "Becomerich" era and I must confess, that guy is an enigma.. There are times he creates posts that only him replies to with different username and I will be like "Who is this guy"? Is it his uncountable satellite pictures? The treats to his life? Just name it! Musiwa is really a strange being.. I ask again WHO IS MUSIWA

??!

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Re: 644-iwa by Nobody: 6:15pm On Sep 14, 2013

musiwa1j: ignore naptu2 he like fighting over the internet.

and you.. why will you think i will not sleep with Ellen Degeneres and her partner? i will sleep with both of them. Leisha Hailey and her partner ,Clementine Ford and her partner

[img]http://images.popmatters.com/features_art/2/
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Bros shege....if you no kill me in this community...no one else can grin

Haaaaaaaahaaaaaaa

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Re: 644-iwa by musiwa1j: 6:20pm On Sep 14, 2013

that is michelle obama on Ellen Degeneres show. Ellen Degeneres does not have aids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW3u4DugwRg

Re: 644-iwa by gramci: 6:25pm On Sep 14, 2013

Lol@911

Re: 644-iwa by iterator25: 6:32pm On Sep 14, 2013

But Musiwa, na garri de inside your head

Dafoq are you saying

Re: 644-iwa by iterator25: 6:34pm On Sep 14, 2013

Jakumo: Thank you very much for the phone conversation yesterday, Aare Musiwa. It was indeed an honor and a privilege to speak to you for the first time, and thus be assured that you are indeed a real live human being, and not merely a spam generating software application.

I was enraptured to hear from the horse's mouth the details of how you tracked down your first wife with the use of satellite imagery, even as she fled and tried to hide deep in the wilderness of Canada's Great White North, forcing you to engage polar bears and walruses in hand-to-hand combat, as you trudged grimly accross the snow-bound wastelands towards your unsuspecting quarry. In light of what I now know, it would be an understatement to describe our Aare Onakakanfo as a legend in his own living room.

I look forward to my next phone interview with you, Oga Musiwa, during which I will seek that you expound on your plans for world domination by immigrants to the newly enlarged and enhanced Benin Republic, under your visionary leadership.

Long Live Aaare Musiwa, the Executive Mayor and Baaale of Totonto-Land, Canada, and may God's Almighty Electricity continue to energize and optimize your every endeavor, AAAAaaaamen.

like seriously, dude

Re: 644-iwa by Ishilove: 8:42pm On Sep 14, 2013

musiwa1j: i will assume, that is stella damacus friend. women most marry from age 16 years like usa and canada.. what do you think i will do to Ellen Degeneres and her partner, if i was in africa. i will sleep 6 hours with them in bed. what i will do to the asss of Ellen Degeneres only the almighty God and emergency service 911, will pull me off of her and her partner. in africa

Twale!!!

Aare Musiwa, na you biko! Lmao!!! Rotfl!!! cheesy

Haaaaahahahahahahaha!!! Kai, Musiwa will not kill us ooooo!! cheesy

Re: 644-iwa by Ishilove: 8:47pm On Sep 14, 2013

musiwa1j: ignore naptu2 he like fighting over the internet.

and you.. why will you think i will not sleep with Ellen Degeneres and her partner? i will sleep with both of them. Leisha Hailey and her partner ,Clementine Ford and her partner

Musiwa no go use laf wound person. Smh cheesy

Re: 644-iwa by naptu2: 8:52pm On Sep 14, 2013

homesteady:

Like seriously!! and I thought Musiwa was his only name! LOL!

naptu2: Adesegun Musiwa is the Nairaland politics section poster of the year 2009. He is an electricity engineer who graduated from the University of Ilorin. He speaks Batu and a host of other languages.

Adesegun Musiwa is also known as Becomerich 1-100, Eguofor, Complove, Nigeria1, Nigeriaone, Bashali, Tayo4life, Uche 2005, Becomericher, Mapomeji, Are Canada, etc

He works as the chief mapologist at Google. His philosophy is that all Nigeria's problems will be solved if the Western Niger is excised from Nigeria and added to Benin Republic.

He is very influential (more influential than Goodluck Jonathan), knows all the pastors in Nigeria and will win any free and fair presidential election conducted in Nigeria, by virtue of his philosophy as contained in the sacred satellite pictures.

He has been the subject of classic threads on Nairaland such as the threads below.

https://www.nairaland.com/608926/one-party-should-please-summit

https://www.nairaland.com/335745/aloy-emeka-mr-tribalist-cousin

https://www.nairaland.com/321016/mapomeji-finally-out

https://www.nairaland.com/469018/happy-birthday-becomerich

https://www.nairaland.com/549966/

https://www.nairaland.com/898844/h

https://www.nairaland.com/909682/

https://www.nairaland.com/220912/seun-owner-nairaland-accused-corruption

https://www.nairaland.com/469018/happy-birthday-becomerich

https://www.nairaland.com/514772/becomerich-bows-out-nl

https://www.nairaland.com/477125/jakumu-english-nonsense-not-know

https://www.nairaland.com/367629/becomerich-wins-jakumo-closes-beaf/5

https://www.nairaland.com/679870/aare-musiwa-hot-form-look

https://www.nairaland.com/746286/terror-code-red-edodelta-yoruba

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Re: 644-iwa by Numerouuuno: 8:57pm On Sep 14, 2013

naptu2:

hmnn,naptu2,
nairaland archive,na musiwa life history u just drop for us so?,its all good.
Oga musiwa,weldone sire o,if not for you,Seun go still D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ 5hundred members,but ⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣ to you ,NL might get to 2 million membership next month,and please,tell us when u move on to your next moniker. wink

Re: 644-iwa by homesteady(m): 9:41pm On Sep 14, 2013

naptu2:

OMG! I have laugh and tire!! I'm now having headache sef! grin

chai!! Musiwa is really a legend!!
So he wanted to become president!! grin

Re: 644-iwa by naptu2: 9:50pm On Sep 14, 2013

homesteady:

OMG! I have laugh and tire!! I'm now having headache sef! chai!! Musiwa is really a legend!!
So he wanted to become president!!

It's a form of stress relief. Back in 2009, anytime I was stressed, I simply googled "Becomerich nairaland" and the stress was gone.

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Re: 644-iwa by Ishilove: 9:58pm On Sep 14, 2013

homesteady:

OMG! I have laugh and tire!! I'm now having headache sef! chai!! Musiwa is really a legend!!
So he wanted to become president!!

You berra believe it. Since no one is nominating him, he has decided to take the bull by the tail and nominate himself. No time grin

Re: 644-iwa by AndreUweh(m): 10:06pm On Sep 14, 2013

Musiwa, can you please post another phone number?. The one here has not being going through kemgbe ụyanhụ.

Re: 644-iwa by naptu2: 12:04am On Sep 15, 2013

someone has hidden the funniest thread on my list (Becomerich vs Aloy-Emeka). cry

Re: 644-iwa by AndreUweh(m): 12:44am On Sep 15, 2013

naptu2: someone has hidden the funniest thread on my list (Becomerich vs Aloy-Emeka).

Can you believe that Musiwa offered a fake phone number here as his number. What a shame.

Re: 644-iwa by musiwa1j: 12:56am On Sep 15, 2013

i told you, you are 419. why will i offer you fake number. i dont lie. someone called me already and we did speak. but i will assume, he is 419 or scam

Re: 644-iwa by musiwa1j: 1:02am On Sep 15, 2013

Let me help you with the word of God.

the bible allow for polygamy.

You see because nigeria has polygamy law. you dont know how much of role it plays in nigeria, imagine what happen if all of those women divorce their hasband, how much of million of women who would be single. they will need comfort.

Because nigeria has polygamy law. there are less of lesbian. Because there are men to take care of business. less than 20% of nigerian are polygamist. but that 20% take care of the extra women in nigeria. imagine if there is no polygamy law.

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Re: 644-iwa by musiwa1j: 1:05am On Sep 15, 2013

men have extra women in the usa, but property is a big issue.

Re: 644-iwa by Standing5(m): 1:08am On Sep 15, 2013

musiwa1j: you see, you are really 419 or scam.. you be correct 419

polar bear, this tall building are the only bear i see. come to think of it. i have never seen a polar bear in canada. I will go up north and see one.

i will assume, that is stella damacus friend. women most marry from age 16 years like usa and canada.. what do you think i will do to Ellen Degeneres and her partner, if i was in africa. i will sleep 6 hours with them in bed. what i will do to the asss of Ellen Degeneres only the almighty God and emergency service 911, will pull me off of her and her partner. in africa

Musiwa ~, you wan kill people with laughter tonight oh.

Re: 644-iwa by musiwa1j: 1:14am On Sep 15, 2013

because nigeria has polygamy law. children are the heir to properties. that way husband and wife cant kill themself

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Re: 644-iwa by Nobody: 2:24am On Sep 15, 2013

Musiwa has killed me o....I'm laffing like a freak in the middle of the night ...going thru all the musiwa/becomerich threads naptu2 posted and I'm goin bonkers..musiwa is an undisputed nairaland legend..mapomeji the great

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