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Life Is More Spiritual Than Physical. Do You Believe It? by JKendi(m): 10:59am On Sep 26, 2013 |
Life is more spiritual than physical. ... You wrote nothing in d exam, den the lecturer designed ur empty answer script with 9 question marks (?); while recording the exams scores, the question marks resembled "7" to the lecturer, and you scored 63 (ie 7*9). Reason: Your spirit is working. Your boss didn't pay you and you were very angry; that day, some high-killers were waiting for your boss to pay you so that they will rub and shoot you to death. Your spirit is there. Nobody else has ordinary 10 Naira sugar in up to 9 shops; You didn't know what's going on in your health, you would have died if you had taken more 3 cubes of sugar. Your spirit protects. He made all his papers with exam malpractice; he went to pass the final paper of the final year of the final semester, a foreign material (expo) fell off from his script in front of a merciless lecturer - whaaat! Expulsion! Spiritual judgment. Woke up and saw light everywhere except in your street. "Oh God! This foolish NEPA should go and work on this light. Mtchew"; Junior has been playing with a naked wire, even, he tied one around his neck, so the whole street has to wait for daddy to remove the wire before they must have light. Junior's spirit. Because I couldn't find my ordinary 3, 800 Naira shoes, that's why I missed my flight of 85, 000 Naira; they left by 6 am and the plane crashed at 7:04 am ... Spirituality. Ann's fiancé left her because she refused him pre-marital sex; the fiancé and the new fiancée turned aids victims, even, the guy involved has died. Spirit. The car tumbled 5 times, 4 guys in the car instantly croaked, den a baby crawled out of the squeezed car; the baby was arranged for ritual. Spiritual protection. Things are more spiritual than physical, I learnt it at ma early age. https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=628742620488360&id=100000578820979&set=a.547487525280537.138359.100000578820979&refid=13 |
Re: Life Is More Spiritual Than Physical. Do You Believe It? by richie44(m): 11:02am On Sep 26, 2013 |
Yhu ar rite |
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