How do you keep a girl from becoming your
girlfriend? Simple: The rules for girls are the same as Gremlins.

Rule number one: Never get them wet. In
other words, don’t let her take a shower in your place.

Rule number two: Keep them away from sunlight—i.e., don’t ever see them during the day.

And rule number three: Never feed them after midnight. Meaning she doesn’t sleep over, and you don’t have breakfast with her, ever.

Simple as ABC...... -B.Stinson