This was posted by my friend on his facebook wall

I promised her 20k Last Week As we were chatting
on BBM, She Came To Abuja An Unexpected Visit.
Dat Morning She Asked Me Of The 20k I Promised
Her. I Then Told Her Dat I Want To Leave For Minna
In The Next 5mins. I Gave Her My GTB ATM Card
Dat She Should Take It nd Withdraw All She Wanted
(Knowing Fully Well Dat I Had Less Dan 5k In Dat
Account).
As Soon As She Kissed Me, I Quickly Left The House
Knowing Dat She Will come Crying Back To Me. As I
was driving past Zuba, My Elder Brother Called Me
On The Phone Saying"Bros,YouDon Get The Alert? I
Just Dey Komot From GTB oh! I Don Pay That 100k
Wey I Been Owe you Into your Account,
Thanks"Meeen!!!See Sweat!!
Few Minutes Later, I Got The Alert!! Confirm 100k
Credited. I Wan' Die As d Money Enter.
Tried calling her phone, Switched Off. Tried PING!!!
PING!!! No Delivery. The Next minute, Alerts:
20k Debited,
20k Debited,
20k debited,
20k debited,
20k debited.
Even the Last 5k Withdrawn... I No Know Wetin
Happen To Me, I Found Myself On Hospital Bed.
Now They Are Asking Me What Happened? But Wot
Will I Say

This my friend was Actually was hospitalised after he lost control his car last month. This makes me suspect its true

ASUU o o

Guy abeg try a better fairytale.

mtcheew

I really don't know if i should laugh or i should cry.
I'm going to get a beat forceful here but It's really necessary.
But wait first, you had an affair with a lady who you barely knew, you slept with her. Now that is a very stupid thing to do, i mean very stupid, just case you have morals.
You behaved like a dummy and gave her your card. What if she did not return it? What if she held it till any alert come in? And to think you told her your password.
Now she withdrew all the cash, i wonder why you are telling us. You want us to raise the money for you or what?

So you even modified the topic of the thread?
Nansense!
*walks out of thread.