Ymodulus:

Hmmm that word of yours is harsh. But well no problem. I will take that.

Note u wont blame me, i ave neva toast a gal so u c i didnt have the boldness to tell her my feelings.

Today we are close frnds but i still ave a crush on her criusly.

Well all the same i agr ee with u i f****ked up big time

Ymodulus: Had a crush on this gal in the university for roughly 3years and still counting.... We were in same faculty during exams we had a common course which every student was scared off ( structural analysis ). We sat on same seat, when the exam started i collected her papers and answered everything for her 20minutes to go i started mine. Hmmmm out of 4 questions i only answered 2. Guy i was mad not only at the fact that i never finished but also that the girl i wrote the exams for is not aware that i love her. (* just so shy ).

Men result commot it wasnt funny. She had A (87) and i had C ( 52 ). I hated myself more because i dropped from a 1st class that semester.

Too add pepper on top matter this gal neva knew i had a crush on her untill recently when her frnd told her. When i recall that event i just start laughing lol!

Iaz93: Bro, toast this girl and make up for the C" you got.

Raymondenyi:

Boi!!! Seriously? How old re you? U re a very very Big fooool, I wish I have d opportunity of seeing u would have landed u 1 very hot slap.... If I were to be ur fada I for done disown U!!!! Jesusu christ!!!! What did I just read? Dis can't be My bro! Re u sure u re humman? Tufiakwa!!! I wanna assume I didn't read dat!!! Kaiiiimm....... Oooooohhhhhhhh!!!!b wich kind nonsnesne I dey cee like dis chinekeme.... Hiaaaaaaa......

God pls I have just 1 request 4 you! That non of mmy child, should be as fooolish as dis man... All these I pray theee IJN. Amen

Ymodulus: Had a crush on this gal in the university for roughly 3years and still counting.... We were in same faculty during exams we had a common course which every student was scared off ( structural analysis ). We sat on same seat, when the exam started i collected her papers and answered everything for her 20minutes to go i started mine. Hmmmm out of 4 questions i only answered 2. Guy i was mad not only at the fact that i never finished but also that the girl i wrote the exams for is not aware that i love her. (* just so shy ).

Men result commot it wasnt funny. She had A (87) and i had C ( 52 ). I hated myself more because i dropped from a 1st class that semester.

Too add pepper on top matter this gal neva knew i had a crush on her untill recently when her frnd told her. When i recall that event i just start laughing lol!

Raymondenyi:

Boi!!! Seriously? How old re you? U re a very very Big fooool, I
wish I have d opportunity of seeing u would have landed u 1 very hot
slap.... If I were to be ur fada I for done disown U!!!! Jesusu
christ!!!! What did I just read? Dis can't be My bro! Re u sure u
re humman? Tufiakwa!!! I wanna assume I didn't read dat!!!
Kaiiiimm....... Oooooohhhhhhhh!!!!b wich kind nonsnesne I dey cee like
dis chinekeme.... Hiaaaaaaa......

God pls I have just 1 request 4 you! That non of mmy child, should be
as fooolish as dis man... All these I pray theee IJN. Amen

Ymodulus:

Hmmmm Calm down please. Before u insult me u shud know not all guys are so free or can toast a gal, it might b easy for u but not easy for me.

Well its not like i wont be able to toast her but u c wat if she say NO? Ooooo u dont know how shy i wud b. Well lets not derail dis thread.

girlkell:
You startd 20mins to an exam students re afraid of and still got C..abeg u bad ni...buh u 4 ryt ur own finish first naw

Ymodulus:
and if she say no?

Hmmm i wont want to see her again or her frnds.

RedBenson:

Guy, take it easy on him abeg. You might even done the worst. Men are carried away when they see the one they truly love

Ymodulus:

I didnt solve my all over it was just a rough copy from what i initially solved.

Hers was the first sheet mine was like recopying hers. Nothing much.

Raymondenyi:

The outrageous length I could rememmber I went 4 a gurl, was calling
her upto 2x in a day, consecutively for 1 week, n dat was wen I was a
very young boi in my very early 20's .....m dat aside I can't remmember
nothing!!!

Ymodulus:
and if she say no?

Hmmm i wont want to see her again or her frnds.

Iaz93: Lol! Better than staying quiet and losing out. What if she's interested in you but can't tell you??

RedBenson:

No be only to grab chair. Share the toughest moment you ever gave a guy before you fell for him

Tholudee: ok its like you wan hear, bt I'm sure he wl be the one to say this better...after like two months of asking me out...I was in church on that sunday and it was worship time,I jst saw him coming around where I was sitting(and in my church the ushers will tell you where to sit and not that you will sit where you like) he was directed to sit right in front of me...omo con see as he dey do,he was feeling uneasy,wasn't free to sing and dance and was looking back all the time to check it I'm looking at him...after praise/worship,I closed my eyes for opening prayer and before I opened it, he's nowhere to be found...I laughed till I got home that day

pasqal09:

Its not his fault, its a normal tin to be uneasy infront of a crush

Tholudee: it was so funny that day, just as if everything was planned

Tholudee: ok its like you wan hear, bt I'm sure he wl be the one to say this better...after like two months of asking me out...I was in church on that sunday and it was worship time,I jst saw him coming
around where I was sitting(and in my church the ushers will tell you
where to sit and not that you will sit where you like) he was directed to sit right in front of me...omo con see as he dey do,he was feeling uneasy,wasn't free to sing and dance and was looking back all the time to check it I'm looking at him...after praise/worship,I closed my eyes
for opening prayer and before I opened it, he's nowhere to be found...I laughed till I got home that day

lynpetra: Redbenson,na you love pass,na you still carry ashi pass!
Your life dey too complicated.

ROTFL

Dude knows all the 36 states ashi joints off-hand

pasqal09:

So where is he now, finally datin him?

Tholudee: yes we're dating now

RedBenson:

That got me cracking. But babe you bad wella. Why didnt you like approaching him softly just to make him feel you are cool and happy having him seated around you. That would've ease his tension . So he missed part of service that day cos of you. Is he ur church member or just an invitee? Did you people finally date?

190-the-clown:


ROTFL

Dude knows all the 36 states ashi joints off-hand

RedBenson:

Your sisters and cousins follow dey there and i don straff them.

nah thats not possible if it was you'd be dead by now

190-the-clown:


nah thats not possible if it was you'd be dead by now

RedBenson:

People wey straff ur sistas and dem cousins dey die? Are they Ogbanje?

better than ogbanje's

Just try phuck any of them lets see if you'll last another 24hrs

190-the-clown:


better than ogbanje's

Just try phuck any of them lets see if you'll last another 24hrs

RedBenson:

See you! So u no know say spirit the fear spirit? I don fucck and notin dey happen

just try am with my sister first make we see wetin go happen