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Ladies How To Make Man Happy by greatestman(m): 11:19am On Sep 27, 2013
1. give him sex, alot of sex,
dont for get the BJ and some
diff styles, coz they enjoy it
very much.
2. dont ask him where he has
been or where he is going.
3. cook for him, always make
different meals n delicious
ones
4. if he has kids that r not
yoz ,love them to death ,the
way u love him.
5. never ask him about his ex's
or side dishes, he knows he has
them n he knows u r there so
stop poking yo nose in to his
business.
6. do yo house work as a
woman, iron for him, wash his
clothes, etc
7. never ever, i mean never
ever check his phones
inboxes ,n social pages
facebook inboxes.
8. never force him do what he
never wants to do.
9. never boost about your
ex's,or the side dishes u have.
10. lastly, be your self dont force
what you are not.
Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by topdiva(f): 11:30am On Sep 27, 2013
and when did men become machines, that they now have user manuals

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Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by Localamos(m): 12:06pm On Sep 27, 2013
This is the most inauthentic check list I've ever seen!
.
Your write up tends to say that a man's 'happiness' is guaranteed when a woman devotedly follows your prescriptions - even if the guy is facing problems at work, or his favourite club loses an important match.

"just shag him and all his problems will go away!" (scorn!)
Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by Enegod(m): 12:10pm On Sep 27, 2013
lovely...front page plsss
Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by sweettease(f): 12:31pm On Sep 27, 2013
*yawns* The relationship will be too boring!

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Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by greatestman(m): 1:12pm On Sep 27, 2013
Localamos: This is the most inauthentic check list I've ever seen!
.
Your write up tends to say that a man's 'happiness' is guaranteed when a woman devotedly follows your prescriptions - even if the guy is facing problems at work, or his favourite club loses an important match.

"just shag him and all his problems will go away!" (scorn!)
Eya sorry bros i know were u are coming from #team heart broken
Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by greatestman(m): 1:15pm On Sep 27, 2013
top diva: and when did men become machines, that they now have user manuals
just gave the manual a trial
Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by Nobody: 2:04pm On Sep 27, 2013
Since wen??smh..d guy sud go find a slave if he nids one.

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Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by preciousan(f): 2:08pm On Sep 27, 2013
Some men and thier MYOPIC thinking tho! U never even think of what to do to make a woman happy,all is about you,the way some guys reason shaaundecided

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Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by jmoore(m): 2:09pm On Sep 27, 2013
The man should make himself happy
Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by greatestman(m): 2:20pm On Sep 27, 2013
jmoore: The man should make himself happy
but their is more to that bro that u need from them
Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by jmoore(m): 3:45pm On Sep 27, 2013
greatest man:
but their is more to that bro that u need from them

I don't need a woman to make me happy
Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by greatestman(m): 3:47pm On Sep 27, 2013
jmoore:

I don't need a woman to make me happy
are u a gay?
Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by jaybee3(m): 3:53pm On Sep 27, 2013
Surely ain't rocket science.
Don't be a nag,
Be well versed in the art of servicing,
Being a good cook helps as well.

The 3 do's i call 'em

Above all, you don't need to stress/obsess yourself about making the better half happy IF the feeling is mutual
Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by MrMac10(m): 5:33pm On Sep 27, 2013
Feed Him well ,Bring beer and Show up Naked
Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by Localamos(m): 6:04pm On Sep 27, 2013
greatest man:
Eya sorry bros i know were u are coming from #team heart broken
Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by Localamos(m): 6:04pm On Sep 27, 2013
greatest man:
Eya sorry bros i know were u are coming from #team heart broken

Lol... I'm on top of my game (if you ever know what I mean). no dulling.
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And BTW, are you married to even know How to manage a REAL relationship?.
.
children of nowadays... Lol and at the same time smh!

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Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by greatestman(m): 6:12pm On Sep 27, 2013
[quote author=Localamos]

Lol... I'm on top of my game (if you ever know what I mean). no dulling.
.
And BTW, are you married to even know How to manage a REAL relationship?.
.
children of nowadays... Lol and at the same time smh! [/quote
play that game safe woh a word is enough for a wise
Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by jmoore(m): 6:55pm On Sep 27, 2013
greatest man:
are u a gay?
I am not gay. There is more to life than sex.
Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by Localamos(m): 7:12pm On Sep 27, 2013
[quote author=greatest man][/quote]

I take it you don't know my game - so I'll let you into a bit.
.
I'm happily married. We love each other and we build memories together.
.
Now this is the joker - Husbands love your wives. Shower her with gifts and kisses, listen to her, take life easy with her - don't criticize her for every wrong, do chores once in a while and show that you trust her even though you could "kill " for her.
.
Now if you could do this, then you, my Friend, could be on top of your game.

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Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by Nobody: 7:26pm On Sep 27, 2013
It's just funny how the list ended with "Be yourself...".
Re: Ladies How To Make Man Happy by didicold(f): 8:16pm On Sep 27, 2013
D last phrase was "be yourself"...ya think?

Boy, no woman can or will do all of dese, u really wanna make urself happy, Buy urself some vaseline and GET TO IT.

PS- u can buy d 300naira tub of Bebe&Maman , it'll last longer.
Ciao

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