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How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Andyblaze: 10:29pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
To be a balling player is not hard. For naija babes side e fit hard but if u follow my tips you will be 'celebrity player'. Na just 4 u to use ur head....lemme tuor yall 1. spot your naijagal, smile if she looks back or smiles she is interested. 2. walk up and smile, tell her what she is wearing looks beautiful. 3. tell her Let's go out for a meal. I want to enjoy your yummy lovely looks while we eat, Who knows, after we can enjoy some closeness with each other. 4. get the naija babe's cell phone. 5.smile and say until then my sweet, then walk the Bleep off. 6. call the naija in a day or two, and make a weekend date on friday or sat., whatever day she gets off. Take her to a hotel with a lobby., Place to dance and eat. Order, dance with her and pull her close. Rub all over her and tell the gyal you want her. You need her. she is the woman you desire. If she flakes out on you at this point. excuse your self to the restroom and climb out the window. If no window. Walk up to the sitting point and tell them she will take care of the bill. smile and wave at her. make sure she waves back. then run out the door. If she reponse well. take her to the hotel loby and say you forgot your wallet all you have is cash. Show her the money clip with cash. ask her to leave her information at the desk. now f*ck her, cuminside her. after it is done tell her you are going to get some drinks that are coming, carry your clothing in a towel out the door. walk in a towel down the hall to the stair well. put on your clothing and walk the hell out of the hotel. this way you can get her pregnant with only having to pay for a meal. Oh an use an unregistered sim card. I have done this 87 times in 12 cities. I live in a village at enugunow. So, i do this all the time, i am just another face in the crowd. I have around 36 babies. |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by mebad(m): 10:54pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
[quote author=Andyblaze]To be a balling player is not hard. For naija babes side e fit hard but if u follow my tips you will be 'celebrity player'. Na just 4 u to use ur head....lemme tuor yall If she flakes out on you at this point. excuse your self to the restroom and climb out the window. If no window. Walk up to the sitting point and tell them she will take care of the bill. smile and wave at her. make sure she waves back. then run out the door. If she reponse well. take her to the hotel loby and say you forgot your wallet all you have is cash. Show her the money clip with cash. ask her to leave her information at the desk. now f*ck her, cuminside her. after it is done tell her you are going to get some drinks that are coming, carry your clothing in a towel out the door. walk in a towel down the hall to the stair well. put on your clothing and walk the hell out of the hotel. this way you can get her pregnant with only having to pay for a meal. Oh an use an unregistered sim card. I have done this 87 times in 12 cities. I live in a village at enugunow. So, i do this all the time, i am just another face in the crowd. I have around 36 babies.[/quote Heaven no sure for you, boss |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Uyi168: 11:24pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
Thank God u ve a sista |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Nobody: 11:28pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
I prefer Mr cork's tips |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Mishydoo(m): 12:30am On Sep 29, 2013 |
OMG!!!Serzly, how do people get this sick?....arent der good hospitals in enugu or wat? |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Andyblaze: 2:41pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
Mishydoo: OMG!!!Serzly, how do people get this sick?....arent der good hospitals in enugu or wat?ur papa don build any one? 1 Like |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Nobody: 2:58pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
SMDH OP I'm crying for you right now. You need help. |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Andyblaze: 6:21pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
Baybe: SMDHhelp me with ya ikpu 1 Like |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Nobody: 6:33pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
Op, after religiously adhering to these tutorials, how much would be my signing fee playing for Manchester United FC? |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Enegod(m): 6:39pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Andyblaze: 11:46pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
LastApostle: Op, after religiously adhering to these tutorials, how much would be my signing fee playing for Manchester United FC?50 million pusy 1 Like |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Nobody: 1:40am On Sep 30, 2013 |
Where is 190? |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by 190theclown: 1:47am On Sep 30, 2013 |
^hes here I dont dish out my advances easily if you need it pay me for now manage that of my boy andyblaze!! but one thing bout Nigerian girls is this if she walks in a straight line towards you then she loves you if she shakes her nyash as she walks past you then she wanna bang u and if she sneezes or blinks her eyes repeatedly from the looks of her face - marriage things on her mind if you need more info on how to break a Nigerian girl ----------------------->[size=38pt] PAY [/size] 1 Like |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Slyder(m): 7:31am On Sep 30, 2013 |
Andyblaze: To be a balling player is not hard. For naija babes side e fit hard but if u follow my tips you will be 'celebrity player'. Na just 4 u to use ur head....lemme tuor yallBro you funny oooo. I couldn't help but laugh. |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by 190theclown: 10:28am On Sep 30, 2013 |
Slyder: Bro you funny oooo. I couldn't help but laugh. |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Andyblaze: 10:46am On Sep 30, 2013 |
190-the-clown:Mentor!!! May ur days be long jor! |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by 190theclown: 10:47am On Sep 30, 2013 |
Andyblaze: Mentor!!! May ur days be long jor! My boy i see you jare - ride on, keep the flag flying nothing do you - u have my 100% support 1 Like |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Nobody: 10:50am On Sep 30, 2013 |
You are in Enugu Mr Cork is in Enugu too |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Andyblaze: 11:36am On Sep 30, 2013 |
mondi_cheeks: You are in Enugu Mr Cork is in Enugu toohe's my elder bro. We share the same hut. 1 Like |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Abbey2sam(m): 12:57pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
mondi_cheeks: You are in Enugu Mr Cork is in Enugu too But they are not gays!!!!! What are you getting @? |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Nobody: 3:58pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
Andyblaze: he's my elder bro. We share the same hut. |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Andyblaze: 4:07pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
mondi_cheeks:please don't tell him i told u oh. |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Nobody: 4:09pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
Andyblaze: please don't tell him i told u oh.[size=18pt]its our secret [/size] |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by addictiv(m): 9:26pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
[size=13pt]to be a player you have to be smart......to be a great player you have to be ruthless [/size] |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Andyblaze: 11:59pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
addictiv: [size=13pt]to be a player you have to be smart......to be a great player you have to be ruthless [/size]code of conduct 101 |
Re: How To Be A 'player' In Naija + My True Life Story by Andyblaze: 11:06am On Dec 23, 2013 |
I prefer Mr cork's tips |
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