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What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by cyara(f): 7:38pm On Oct 13, 2013
Let me start, there are some guys that try to ''chaike''a girl with some words that are so funny i can't help but laugh in their face. A guy actually walked up to a friend of mine and asked her to give him 10% of her heart.

Ladies lets hear yours
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by Nobody: 7:42pm On Oct 13, 2013
cyara: Let me start, there are some guys that try to ''chaike''a girl with some words that are so funny i can't help but laugh in their face. A guy actually walked up to a friend of mine and asked her to give him 10% of my heart.

Ladies lets hear yours
10% of your heart? That is indeed funny. how do you fit in all this?
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by Dygeasy(m): 7:52pm On Oct 13, 2013
rokiatu:
10% of your heart? That is indeed funny. how do you fit in all this?
Same Thing Got Me Wondering Too... undecided
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by 190theclown: 7:58pm On Oct 13, 2013
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Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by temi4fash(m): 8:00pm On Oct 13, 2013
rokiatu:
10% of your heart? That is indeed funny. how do you fit in all this?

i dont understand oo
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by MrCork: 8:03pm On Oct 13, 2013
cyara: Let me start, there are some guys that try to ''chaike''a girl with some words that are so funny i can't help but laugh in their face. A guy actually walked up to a friend of mine and asked her to give him 10% of my heart.

Ladies lets hear yours

..clara....r u light skin? angry
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by jmoore(m): 8:03pm On Oct 13, 2013
cyara: .....A guy actually walked up to a friend of mine and asked her to give him 10% of my heart.


Tithe romance
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by Nomski0(f): 8:08pm On Oct 13, 2013
You're almost like my mother,sadsad how cliche.
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by cyara(f): 8:11pm On Oct 13, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..clara....r u light skin? angry

No i am not, I am proudly african. Do you have a problem with light skined girls ?
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by Dygeasy(m): 8:12pm On Oct 13, 2013
Nomski0: You're almost like my mother,sadsad how cliche.
You Go Fear Na.. gringrin


Wahrabout "You're Really Like My Ex.. I Loved Her So Much So I'll love You Too" undecidedundecided

cheesycheesy
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by Dygeasy(m): 8:14pm On Oct 13, 2013
cyara:

No i am not, I am proudly african. Do you have a problem with light skined girls ?
Yes He Does..
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by nitlad: 8:14pm On Oct 13, 2013
cyara: Let me start, there are some guys that try to ''chaike''a girl with some words that are so funny i can't help but laugh in their face. A guy actually walked up to a friend of mine and asked her to give him 10% of my heart.

Ladies lets hear yours



Topic na wa - post gan na real wa. . . . undecided
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by cyara(f): 8:15pm On Oct 13, 2013
rokiatu:
10% of your heart? That is indeed funny. how do you fit in all this?



My friend asked him if he wanted it through surgery and the guy never understood we were making fun of him
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by cyara(f): 8:17pm On Oct 13, 2013
Dygeasy: Yes He Does..


You don't mean it ? @ 190 why the beef with white chicks ?
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by Dygeasy(m): 8:26pm On Oct 13, 2013
cyara:



My friend asked him if he wanted it through surgery and the guy never understood we were making fun of him
The Guy Approached Your Friend And Asked Her For 10% Of Your Own Heart.

That's Confusing. Explain That Shiittt Please.. undecided
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by Cashio(m): 8:27pm On Oct 13, 2013
Sowi if i derailed buh my worst line with babes is "i am not in de mood"..wen they don already wet everywhere
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by cyara(f): 8:43pm On Oct 13, 2013
Dygeasy: The Guy Approached Your Friend And Asked Her For 10% Of Your Own Heart.

That's Confusing. Explain That Shiittt Please.. undecided


Read the ''shiittt'' again
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by Nobody: 9:00pm On Oct 13, 2013
"It sucks being single, I cant wait for our wedding, as per, you are my plan"
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by Waspy(m): 9:08pm On Oct 13, 2013
Recycled Old Thread.
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by crackhaus: 10:30pm On Oct 13, 2013
Slap me twice and hook me up with Genevieve OR ELSE the last time I used a pick-up line, I still had good hairline.

There are plenty more things to start a conversation with than a cheesy one-liner.

But seriously ladies, if a guy asked for 10% of your heart, why not ask if he wants a side of real conversation to go with it.

Last note
Being nice to a chaika toaster guy who makes a move on you requires no effort on your part, and does not mean that you've agreed to open your honeycomb.
If you're a smart girl, you should be able to tell what a guy really wants or feels for you after a decent first conversation.

P.S
guy like me will still play you on this, but at least give us that opportunity.
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by Popowaa: 7:18am On Oct 14, 2013
A guy stopped me once on my way to lectures,stood there for smtime and he couldnt talk,i was like gentleman hw may i help u?looks like he had lost his confidence so i turn around to go and he was like u've got smthing on your yansh i turn around and i'm like i knw that's not what u want to say and i knw i ve nothing on my yansh.

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Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by 190theclown: 7:40am On Oct 14, 2013
Popowaa: A guy stopped me once on my way to lectures,stood there for smtime and he couldnt talk,i was like gentleman hw may i help u?looks like he had lost his confidence so i turn around to go and he was like u've got smthing on your yansh i turn around and i'm like i knw that's not what u want to say and i knw i ve nothing on my yansh.
grin grin
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by Popowaa: 8:17am On Oct 14, 2013
190-the-clown:
grin grin
what's funny?grin
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by Nomski0(f): 9:40am On Oct 14, 2013
Popowaa: A guy stopped me once on my way to lectures,stood there for smtime and he couldnt talk,i was like gentleman hw may i help u?looks like he had lost his confidence so i turn around to go and he was like u've got smthing on your yansh i turn around and i'm like i knw that's not what u want to say and i knw i ve nothing on my yansh.
Why didnt you ask him why his eyes were stationed there in the first place?winkwink
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by Princeparix(m): 9:52am On Oct 14, 2013
u look lyk my next galfrnd..... HITCH wink



I'M READY TO BE UR SCAPEGOAT, IF U WILL BE MY OLUKU
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by Nobody: 9:57am On Oct 14, 2013
He was like "I entered this bus because of you"

And I was lke "WTF"
Re: What Is The Worse Pickup Line You've Heard From A Guy by musaajebor(m): 12:31pm On Oct 14, 2013
This is my best line.
Very catchy.

"bebe let's get down on a lowkey"
what do u think about the phrase.? It works like a punchline.

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