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The Most Overrated & Overvalued Commodity by cronsberg: 7:46pm On Oct 15, 2013
What is the most valuable commodity in the United States today? It’s not gold, it’s not silver. It’s not real estate. It’s not even oil, coal or diamonds.

The most valuable natural resource in the United States is a Woman’s Vagina.

Men will lie for it. Men will steal for it. Men will fight for it. Some will even kill another man just for the chance to get put their penis in the soft warm wet space between a woman’s legs.

A woman’s Vagina is the most valuable commody in the United States. Thanks to thirsty Simps, Trick dudes with fat wallets, and desperate Manginas with no social skills, the price of pussy is far above precious metals, gems, and even fossil fuels. Men will exchange all of these and all the money in their wallets for just a whiff of a vaginal queef from a woman they deem sexually attractive.

Personally I feel they all paid too much.

The truth is that there are four billion vaginas out there. And there are usually two for every one man with a penis. And Four for every Black man. In America, there have been more women than men for the past thirty years.

If women’s vaginas are so plentiful, why are dudes paying so much for it?

Is it because men are stupid? Is it because they’re greedy? Or is it because they’re just pathetic?

Personally, I’m thinking vagina is valued so highly because they’re believing the hype Hot Simp speculators and the American media have placed on that allegedly wonderful place between a woman’s thighs. Listening to Madison Avenue, Hollywood most American men have been taught a Woman’s vagina is the ultimate prize. That sex is something he has to have, and in order for it to be spectacular he has to have it with a young attractive female with a stunning body.

Those poor schlubs including myself at one time were sold a bill of sale. Sold a fantasy that is far, far removed from the reality.

Sex is overrated. And a woman’s vagina is overvalued. These women out here can sell the vagina but most don’t even know how to Bleep. Once they take off all their sexy clothes and you get them into bed they just lie there like dead wood.

Hardly the spectacular sexual experience shown in those Hollywood movies and pornographic films.

Thanks to the Madison Avenue Hollywood hype, many men think that they’ll never get another chance to stick their penis between a woman’s legs when the first woman show some interest in them. So most American women hold their vaginas at a ransom. Auctioning it off to the highest bidders who are stupid enough to pay top dollar for a few minutes of pleasure.

And while those women are auctioning off vagina to thirsty Simps, Tricks, and Manginas, they’re giving that same vagina for free to men with no job or source of income like thugs, gang bangers, ex-cons and other broke dudes who allege to be artists, actors, musicians or producers. Even dope fiends can get free pussy while working class Simps, Manginas and Tricks pay top dollar for it.

What most American men don’t know is that there are so many opportunities for them to stick their penis in a woman’s vagina. Literally, millions of them. Women today are giving up more pussy today than they did in the “free love” era of the 1960’s. All a man has to do is just not care about women and these women will literally throw themselves at them. There’s nothing that makes a woman drop her panties faster than an aloof man who doesn’t think she’s important.

Because that woman will do everything in her power to prove to him that she is important. And because she can’t offer him a stimulating conversation, tell a joke, provide him emotional support, or even make toast or boil water, she’ll present him the only thing she’s been told she has value: Her vagina.

Brothers, Vagina is an overvalued natural resource. All you have to do is be born female to have one. The world will not end if you don’t get a chance to stick your penis in a woman you have a thing for. Women are like buses, you miss one, and there’s another one around five minutes later that wants you to get on her. And if you pass her by, ten minutes later there’s another one that wants to ride you. And because it’s later in the day, you might actually get a chance to get a seat. And a half hour later, that same woman who said no to you is rolling back around asking you to get on her. So a man never has to chase a woman. When a man is patient the women will come to him.


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Re: The Most Overrated & Overvalued Commodity by Waspy(m): 8:14pm On Oct 15, 2013
Huh....So much for a long post. What do i say and where do i start...
One, i think the writer sounds like a nerd or a geek. He really needs some mojos or vibe.
Two, i buy a lot of the ideas,tho, but seriously, there is no substitute to a decent Puchacho. That thing is blessed. What Jah has blessed, no man can curse.
Re: The Most Overrated & Overvalued Commodity by Lovetinz(m): 9:01am On Oct 16, 2013
"When a man is patient the women will come to him."

Wrong.
Re: The Most Overrated & Overvalued Commodity by mumumugu(m): 9:27am On Oct 16, 2013
Applies in america only
Re: The Most Overrated & Overvalued Commodity by Nobody: 1:14pm On Oct 16, 2013
mumumugu: Applies in america only
Na lie! go to abuja and see what the kitten has done for women folk.
Re: The Most Overrated & Overvalued Commodity by Nobody: 1:38pm On Oct 16, 2013
#looks at her punnany,smiles sheepishly cheesy
Re: The Most Overrated & Overvalued Commodity by Nobody: 1:52pm On Oct 16, 2013
aarrgh! Keep my eyes closed to escape the room!

lynpetra: #looks at her punnany,smiles sheepishly cheesy
Re: The Most Overrated & Overvalued Commodity by tpia5: 9:42pm On Dec 21, 2013
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Re: The Most Overrated & Overvalued Commodity by Bootybuttchic(f): 9:59pm On Dec 21, 2013
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Re: The Most Overrated & Overvalued Commodity by SQURA(f): 10:03pm On Dec 21, 2013
dont let sex destroy your life.
Re: The Most Overrated & Overvalued Commodity by Matildachinyere(f): 10:11pm On Dec 21, 2013
That's for d American folks, now where is d one for NLers? cool

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