owolabifunke14: Just wondering how it gona be d day I will lose my virginity

Funke I have something that can give you an idea, but just know that it will be the sweetest-painful thing you will ever experience in your life....only followed by scratching mosquito bite on your arm

lynpetra: Dannyx,so you don't fornicate??

franckoi: you're correct

xynerise:
No one does evil on Nairaland. We are all saints

Dannyxy: why are my being asked this question? ,NA the op get problem nw abi,o.k u,u,with your eye [b]like torch light,[/b]do u fornicate?...

lynpetra:






lol.Yes I do,do you??

lynpetra: Hope it wud be memorable.

Dannyxy: u think say u get sense?na lie..."you do" nd u are still a "virgin"?...except if ur own type of fornication still makes one virgin,if so,then i do!...btw,why are you asking me?

owolabifunke14: Does it?

charlesblaze: madam to b honest wit u its a painful xperience, cos ur hymen gets broken rupturing d blood vessels in it... Bt afta dat u wud enjoy d sin

lynpetra:


Besides,she shud be ready for any surprises.Imagine on her wedding night,the husband exposes something that looks like that of a horse's ,that one na molue she jam.

lynpetra:


I think xynerise wud be kind enuf to explain my sarcasm.

charlesblaze: no be bad tin na, since i observed that mine was laik dat i had to learn d vaseline method....so u c ma wife wunt notice d pain mawch

Dannyxy: oh,really....i nw see why u asking me if i do,all i can say is,we knw what is right nd what is nt right,so lets leave at that...antelope,she say u go explain her sakacicizm to me,so cme on,make ur english teacher proud...

lynpetra:


If you like,empty one full bottle of baby oil inside,if your peepee is a king kong,you will send her straight to hell.

joeydozzy: It's obvious the sexx was bad that she created this thread by 12am

lynpetra:


So you are trying to say that ur gentleman has always been gentle?
Ok ooo.Keep it up!

charlesblaze: well at least dia wud b no fire in the HELL

lynpetra: something worst than fire for sure

Lol.Can't imagine myself in that position,taking of my wedding dress very slowly,reluctantly,staring at the killer machine,while singing almost frustrated,"chukwu Nnam ooo,chukwu Nnam ooo,biko Bia nuoooooo,biko nuooo....ewooooo...mama moooo,ha gwavam ogu ooo"

charlesblaze: i swear u funi die em bt d fact b say afta singing u go stil bend nyash

Princessmel: Just got home now after having se.x at a guys house. Should I feel guilty or good? I'm not sure how to feel was I rape.d? I didn't intend for it to happen, I objected once but it still did

mondi_cheeks: u objected but u still opened those legs u know u wanted it

Dannyxy: oh,really....i nw see why u asking me if i do,all i can say is,we knw what is right nd what is nt right,so lets leave at that...antelope,she say u go explain her sakacicizm to me,so cme on,make ur english teacher proud...

lynpetra: do I have a choice??Na so so dirge I go dey sing the whole night.

charlesblaze: tweeni dnt mind her, afta shouting GIVE IT TO ME HARDER,FASTER dnt try to stop, uuu arghh, she go cum here dy complain...some gals eh

mondi_cheeks: lmao

xynerise:
You have not fornicated right?

Dannyxy: i'm married