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| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by HARDDON: 5:44pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Vivly: The people who bring snacks to the cinema are those that don't want to spend N800 on popcorn and soft drink. They rather buy N50 popcorn and bottled coke outside and smuggle it inside do help a brother out: please what is the difference btw the N800's and N50 Pcorn? |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 5:45pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
U can't believe dis, there is no any cinema in Ilorin.... |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 5:45pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Vickii Ro: Soo hilarious...Laffed really hard @ dat MOG interrupting dat guys' journey into d twin towers (sh!!t happens).let's go to the cinema together someday..*winks* |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by HARDDON: 5:46pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Vickii Ro: Soo hilarious...Laffed really hard @ dat MOG interrupting dat guys' journey into d twin towers (sh!!t happens). viviRhymes! hmmmmmmmmmm |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Fadelex(m): 5:46pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
I've never been to cinema to watch drama b4, I prefer watching "aiye" and "jaiyesimi" by late Hubert Ogunde... how I go com dey waste money go watch film wey don dey fzmovies to download. 1 Like |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by DJDOLA(m): 5:46pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Am so loacal dat have never been 2 any of nigeria cinema before in my life....don't blame is nigeria situation peper never rest ni |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 5:46pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Temismith: I D♡ИŦ went to cinimans  AYE AKAMARA O!!! 4 Likes |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 5:47pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
I can always watch anything in my room, with my computer. Cinema ko, theater ni.... |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 5:48pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
hahahahahahaha very very true |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Eneze1(f): 5:49pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
KEEP YOUR LIPS TO YOURSELF – Kissing is universally accepted as a part of the cinema experience. However, if you sit in a Naija cinema anywhere within the sights of members of the National Association of Currently Unattached Female Citizens (NACUFC), you may get an earful should your lips venture forth: “What? Is it that bad? Can’t they wait till they get home? And it’s not as if they are in love like that o; yeye show-off! People who are truly in love don’t PDA. Psssssew!! Rubbish! Abeg! See see, they don’t even know how to kiss sef; is he going to swallow her tongue?! KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF – After eating his popcorn off his date’s cleavage, a friend of mine decided to venture further with his hands. He had depended on the darkness of the cinema hall for cover but clearly underestimated the presence of ‘men of God’ in everything Nigerian. A hand grabbed his advancing fingers from behind and declared in a clerical voice: “You shall come forth but no further. Salvation is better than earthly desires!” You may hold hands, or sling your hands across shoulders, but that’s about it! this got me laughing 1 Like |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by iterator25: 5:50pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Temismith: I D♡ИŦ went to cinimans#dies 1 Like |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 5:52pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
who go carry me go too ? |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by naxyph: 5:59pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
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| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by UjSizzle(f): 5:59pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Lol funny write up  I love going to the Cinema, even though i hate the constant chirping of people then. Anything that lets me spend #300 on a bottle of coke and #400 on calorie packed popcorn is good enough for me  **though i'm considering buying my own coke henceforth  1 Like |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 6:00pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Had a very stupid guy and babe in my front by the aisle seat last night at the Cinema at the ICM during Runner runner screening...the girl was damn too hornnnyy and her moans in the dark wouldn't allow me concentrate...fools! |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by KoloOyinbo(m): 6:01pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Hey Silverbird in VI is great and so is the one at Palms out by Lekki. The snacks are overpriced but that is just like cinemas all over Europe. EVERYBODY smuggles food/snacks in. If you want to kiss your babe then the correct form is to sit at the back! But most of the gals I see in Silverbird are too young to kiss! |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by AZeD1(m): 6:02pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Afam4eva:There are some movies that should not be watched at home especially if you plan on making heaven. |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by tyrese108(f): 6:04pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
+You MUST snap in the toilet in front of the mirror |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by LajaLaba: 6:06pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Temismith: not only U̶̲̥̅̊ bro, we plenty  |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Jeezyy(m): 6:07pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Doesn't even know wot a cinema looks like, were i stay, there are no cinemas |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by vizboy(m): 6:07pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
wetin I dey go cinema go do when I get television, dvd, and lots of cd plate to watch for house. |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 6:19pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
zizman: [img]http://2.bp..com/-nRfuk-J1ZDA/UQ7zNf9NWUI/AAAAAAAAASE/4BiF_jgLAoY/s280/silverbird-cinemas-victoria-island-lagos-nigeria.jpg[/img] You obviously don't know what you just did to us who live abroad , now i'm salivating  and i wont be able to sleep tonight. Chai, fufu and Oha soup 3 Likes |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by phil5(m): 6:21pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Temismith: I D♡ИŦ went to cinimans |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by slumbee(m): 6:22pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Can't remember when last i was in a cinema that was ed to capacity. We re usually jst 3 in d cinema when i m watching any movie  . Ball like that |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Arosa(m): 6:27pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
BRING FOOD! EVERYONE in the cinema hall will be eating something. The smacking of lips seems to be a prerequisite of cinema attendance. Security at Naija cinemas is so slack that you can smuggle a cow’s thigh in. I once sat beside someone who had a bowl of Amala and goat meat! Feel free to bring your starch and banga, or fufu and Oha soup. When you are done, remember to smack your lips loudly and comment on the food, to everyone’s hearing, of course. |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by shewantsme: 6:27pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
lucrownt: U can't believe dis, there is no any cinema in Ilorin.... Well, I can believe it. Its ilorin.  1 Like |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by 299: 6:31pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Lolz@ 'toilet cleaners'....., i had the same experience at Genesis cinema in Enugu |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by bknight: 6:33pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
I go all robert-freeman on them at d cinemas 3 Likes |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 6:33pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
"ppl who r truly in luv dnt PDA", wat is PDA abeg? |
| Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by jmoore(m): 6:40pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Soraya_Leticia: "ppl who r truly in luv dnt PDA", wat is PDA abeg? Personal digital assistant I think it should be Public display of affection 3 Likes |
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