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Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Chartey(m): 12:30am On Oct 22, 2013 |
lucrownt: U can't believe dis, there is no any cinema in Ilorin....Why can't i when i grew up there? Thank God I'm free from the bondage. But i still never enter cinema sha. Maybe i go do my wedding reception for there. |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 5:46am On Oct 22, 2013 |
Vickii Ro:Y not? as long as they have their own tickets.. 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by wogorparadise: 6:32am On Oct 22, 2013 |
zizman: [img]http://2.bp..com/-nRfuk-J1ZDA/UQ7zNf9NWUI/AAAAAAAAASE/4BiF_jgLAoY/s280/silverbird-cinemas-victoria-island-lagos-nigeria.jpg[/img]in uyo their security thr try sha |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Jibsonified(m): 6:33am On Oct 22, 2013 |
Mishydoo: Cant forget d day I chyked my babe.i took her to genesis cinema Ph.....The COLD eh! Tried drawing closer to her, u kw to tap some...u kw...but wsnt able to get close enuf sake of dat f.king demarcation /seat handles between d seats.All thru d movie I wsnt watching...jst tryin to remuv d gaddam seat handle!!! Ruined d whole ting fr me....wish I went with a scredriver or hammer! REAL COMMENT SO FAR! I SHARE UR PAIN |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by wogorparadise: 6:38am On Oct 22, 2013 |
whitecat007: It used to be a weekly ritual for me when what is now known as Fork n Screen used to be backlot, also the AMC at Phipps, you could sit and watch wi y h peace of mind, but after what happened in a movie theater recently, you can't pay me to there. I have since replaced it with a gigantic screen TV at home and even have plans to go bigger for the holiday season.is it wut hapened in 78 that hapend der? |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Ishilove: 8:00am On Oct 22, 2013 |
I've been to a cinema just once in my entire life...and I was the one crunching popcorn and slurping 7-up like it was going out of production. Disturbed everyone around me |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 8:26am On Oct 22, 2013 |
I once smuggled boiled corn into the cinema!!! God bless the inventors of the female handbag!! Amen... 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 8:29am On Oct 22, 2013 |
tchidi: I once smuggled boiled corn into the cinema!!! Bush girl !! 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 8:40am On Oct 22, 2013 |
adaobi123: And it was 'Death at a funeral' I went to see.... When that guy put his hand inside the toilet or sum'n, I threw it away! I can only imagine the shock when the cleaners find it! I only take popcorns on the day its given free! |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 10:03am On Oct 22, 2013 |
Dap07:B4 nko So what movie r we goin 2 see? I only do horror,cartoons,chick flicks nd indian movies.Jst so u knw |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 10:14am On Oct 22, 2013 |
Me too!!!when dd I last c that combo rudedough: |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 10:18am On Oct 22, 2013 |
Well anythn that has to do with robbn casinos,banks,auctions. Etc is ma thing . eg Trance,oceans 11,12 and 13, Now you see me, inception, Still tryn to perfect ma skills sha..they r more educative Vickii Ro: 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Ikenna94: 11:33am On Oct 22, 2013 |
@op lwkmd. Mehn if na like dis den i must carry my own babe wit me in order to avoid being sued for child molestation. |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Ikenna94: 11:44am On Oct 22, 2013 |
lucrownt: U can't believe dis, there is no any cinema in Ilorin....so u no no say ilorin na village minus unilorin nd shoprite?eh. |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Samunosuke(m): 3:08pm On Oct 22, 2013 |
This is the funniest thread I've ever read here. Couldn't stop laughing and my neighbours started giving me strange looks. The food part is so funny but I really can't imagine anyone eating swallow in the cinema. As for toasting chicks, yeah, small girls these days look so matured and developed. Only God will help us. |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 3:22pm On Oct 22, 2013 |
KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF – After eating his popcorn off his date’s cleavage, a friend of mine decided to venture further with his hands. He had depended on the darkness of the cinema hall for cover but clearly underestimated the presence of ‘men of God’ in everything Nigerian. A hand grabbed his advancing fingers from behind and declared in a clerical voice: “You shall come forth but no further. Salvation is better than earthly desires!” You may hold hands, or sling your hands across shoulders, but that’s about it!Hahahahahahahaha.....I hope his hand would not be disappointed after the adventure because those bre@st might have fallen and can best be described as "two fallen heroes" formerly heroes because they were once standing |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Synthase(m): 8:00pm On Oct 22, 2013 |
Temismith: I D♡ИŦ went to cinimansikunle oooo! 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by kinxlee: 8:33am On Oct 23, 2013 |
My experience has to do with meeting the "over developed kids" once at ikeja mall, I totally forgot it was summer holiday and the cinema was jam packed met a lot of girls who look hot and were putting on things that would make a man's HOTDOG firm, I approached one we had an interesting conversation, I collected her number called her after a wk told her that I wanna hangout, only for her to tell me that her mum does not allow her to go out without the company of her elder sibling, I then asked her how old is the elder sister she told me she is 16 and she is 14, omo I delete her no sharp sharp, b4 them go accuse me of child abuse, but if u see her boobs and backside. Woooow!!!!! |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by bollerteeto: 10:02am On Oct 23, 2013 |
funny |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by misslaw(f): 11:15am On Oct 23, 2013 |
kinxlee: My experience has to do with meeting the "over developed kids" once at ikeja mall, I totally forgot it was summer holiday and the cinema was jam packed met a lot of girls who look hot and were putting on things that would make a man's HOTDOG firm, I approached one we had an interesting conversation, I collected her number called her after a wk told her that I wanna hangout, only for her to tell me that her mum does not allow her to go out without the company of her elder sibling, I then asked her how old is the elder sister she told me she is 16 and she is 14, omo I delete her no sharp sharp, b4 them go accuse me of child abuse, but if u see her boobs and backside. Woooow!!!!!bossom...bakside...na God go forgv u |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by lumeviewscom: 11:17am On Oct 23, 2013 |
Vivly: The people who bring snacks to the cinema are those that don't want to spend N800 on popcorn and soft drink. They rather buy N50 popcorn and bottled coke outside and smuggle it inside Is there anything wrong with that? Just shows they are better economists... 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by tranxo(m): 1:26pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
adaobi123:yea me too |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by tranxo(m): 1:31pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
HARDDON:N750 |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by anitank(f): 9:28pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
TRUTH.is.IDGAF:Captain Philips was definitely a knock out. Saw it last night. U guys should totally go see it |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 6:15am On Oct 29, 2013 |
desdichando: Me too!!!when dd I last c that combo Long time ago Bro.. I don't even know how Ofe Oha taste anymore. Ofe aku tinz and the rest. One day I shall attack these foods without hesitation or human sympathy |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by omar22(m): 3:16pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
cool_chux: I remember a particular day I went to see My Name Is Khan @ d Galleria, then I think it just came out. Waiting @ d hall entrance, I realised I was d only black person in d midst of so many Indians. As i began to feel intimidated, I noticed one beautiful Indian teenage girl stealing looks at me, so i tot to myself, "dude, here's a chance ooo...don't dull!." I moved closer to where she was standing, but before I could utter a word to chat her up, an elderly Indian man looked sternly @ me and said something in Indian to her. Those who heard wat d man said also looked in my direction, gosh I felt embarrassed when I realised dat was probably d babe's father. I didn't say a word to soul until I got home dat day! Them for use you as "honour Killing" 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 9:26pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
Damolee: lmao! I almost rolled on the floor! |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by DisGuy: 3:21pm On Nov 17, 2013 |
PAY TOILET TAX – After sitting through a 2hr movie, using the restrooms is always a good idea. If you are male and you go to the male convenience, please go there with some money. You will be welcome by about four cleaners who will hail you as if you are their long lost brother. They will sing your praises while you pee. They will be ready to help with the soap when you want to wash your hands. These otherwise personal acts will be rudely interrupted by these tax collectors and all through their praise-singing, there would be an underlined firmness to their request. Ignore them at your own peril. While cases of physical assaults have not been reported to us, it is just smarter to give the boys something. So annoying, after the first time, I leave my wallet with friends before using the restroom, was scared of being robbed whilst doing my thing surprisingly didn't experience this at the cinemas in Abuja |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by yang(m): 5:11am On Nov 20, 2013 |
Mishydoo: Cant forget d day I chyked my babe.i took her to genesis cinema Ph.....The COLD eh! Tried drawing closer to her, u kw to tap some...u kw...but wsnt able to get close enuf sake of dat f.king demarcation /seat handles between d seats.All thru d movie I wsnt watching...jst tryin to remuv d gaddam seat handle!!! Ruined d whole ting fr me....wish I went with a scredriver or hammer! I hate those demarcations. |
Re: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Fantastictochi(m): 1:53am On May 01 |
So funny 😁😁 Who's here in 2024? |
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