Elliotwiz1: lol i remember that annoying moment when i wanted to sleep in a night vigil and one funny looking usher kept tapping me and telling me to stay awake anytime i was close to dreamland.... Mtchew i felt like punching him in his face

Marthakings: An usher told me not to put the 5 naira note I had with me in the offering box

Tolexander: OP, i had your kind of embarrassing experience from an usher.

I was sitting by a gurl which i've been looking for a confluence with all these while. She doesn't go out on her own at all, i only see her in her dad's car. So i thought her church would make a good confluence.

I went to her church, saw where she was sitting and fortunately, there was a vacant seat beside her. I went to sit with her.

During the sermon, i was creating a familiarity with her and she was responding, then came a protocol officer(usher in some churches), tapped me to stand up and beckoned me to sit in another place far from where i was sitting for sidetalking. I was mad and at the same time felt embarrassed. That is how the parol bursted cos i couldn't see her again until i left that place.

Fynestboi: mtcheew punch him and receive slap wetin u go do 4 vigil To sleep? Nawa ooo

gbrown: Twice i,ve been embarrassed by ushers, i sat in d front row, i was asked to leave cos the seats were reserved for very special people,
the second one happened to me in kano, cos of boko haram, security has been stepped up in most churches, one Sunday morning i dressed up and went to church, the overzealous usher allowed those he recognized to walk in without searching, from a distance he beamed his search on me, he asked me all manner of questions,ordered me to empty my pockets, when i was in d process of bringing out my organiser he stepped back as if i was bringing out a bomb, at this time onlookers had thier eyes focused on me, i really felt embarrassed,i turned back and left, when a pastor asked what was amiss, i overheard a female usher shouting, abeg make he dey go.

Elliotwiz1: if i punch i run .... No strength to fight!

dr_mike_adams: i hate it wen ushers direct me 2 front seat....i hate it when im distracted admiring different sizes of buuubs wey dese gals dey carrry parangulate 4 church,amen..

Owobo brown: I hate it when they keep waking people up during nite Virgil, it's so annoying

gbrown: when a pastor asked what was amiss, i overheard a female usher shouting, abeg make he dey go.

Fynestboi: u hate when usher direct u to front seat? While some in here re complaining about been asked to leave front seat? Nawa oo such is life.

Babzilla: 4 ME I WAS SLEEPING HAPPILY IN CHURCH
THE KINDA DEEP DREAMLESS SLEEP THAT MAKES U WAKE UP FEELING REFRESHED
THE THIS (FUGLY) USHER CHIC ROUSED ME FROM MY SLUMBER

the usher helped u out and u complaining How i wished the usher didnt woke u up, and u eventually go home with additional wahala then u would appreciate the usher's help. Smh

Babzilla:

THE POINT IS PEOPLE SHLD BE FREE 2 SIT WHEREVER THEY WANT
FRONT, BACK, SIDEWAYS, ON THEIR HEADS, AINT NOBODY'S BUSINESS

yes u are rice but not all church are like that there s always a special front seat.. Bt my church na first come first sit ni...

lizzlix: My own was nt evn an usher bt a gate man. Imagine me at my age i was directd to a children church instead of the adult church bt guy did nt knw dat i was an invitee to attend jst a programme. I did nt evn utter a wrd, i jst turnd bk to go home until d guy noticd nd called me bk.

LWKMD na ur stature go cause am

Marthakings: An usher told me not to put the 5 naira note I had with me in the offering box

tinuolababy: None. Ushers in my Church are well trained. They welcome Ɣ☺ΰ with A̶̲̥̅ smile aπϑ A̶̲̥̅ handshake #Daystar

Elliotwiz1: lol i remember that annoying moment when i wanted to sleep in a night vigil and one funny looking usher kept tapping me and telling me to stay awake anytime i was close to dreamland.... Mtchew i felt like punching him in his face