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Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by Fynestboi: 6:53pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Elliotwiz1: lol i remember that annoying moment when i wanted to sleep in a night vigil and one funny looking usher kept tapping me and telling me to stay awake anytime i was close to dreamland.... Mtchew i felt like punching him in his facemtcheew punch him and receive slap wetin u go do 4 vigil To sleep? Nawa ooo |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by tinuolababy(f): 6:54pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
None. Ushers in my Church are well trained. They welcome Ɣ☺ΰ with A̶̲̥̅ smile aπϑ A̶̲̥̅ handshake #Daystar 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by gbrown(m): 6:55pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Twice i,ve been embarrassed by ushers, i sat in d front row, i was asked to leave cos the seats were reserved for very special people, the second one happened to me in kano, cos of boko haram, security has been stepped up in most churches, one Sunday morning i dressed up and went to church, the overzealous usher allowed those he recognized to walk in without searching, from a distance he beamed his search on me, he asked me all manner of questions,ordered me to empty my pockets, when i was in d process of bringing out my organiser he stepped back as if i was bringing out a bomb, at this time onlookers had thier eyes focused on me, i really felt embarrassed,i turned back and left, when a pastor asked what was amiss, i overheard a female usher shouting, abeg make he dey go. 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by Davo93(m): 6:55pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Marthakings: An usher told me not to put the 5 naira note I had with me in the offering boxhahahaha.. Mehn, this is funny o |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by Davo93(m): 6:56pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Tolexander: OP, i had your kind of embarrassing experience from an usher.Shey na wetin you too go do for house of God be that?? ehn? |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by Nobody: 6:57pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Fynestboi: mtcheew punch him and receive slap wetin u go do 4 vigil To sleep? Nawa oooif i punch i run .... No strength to fight! |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by Nobody: 7:10pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by OlaTaiwo1: 7:10pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
My church usher are so pleasant,respectful, and very proffessional.I bet it with you, they gonna make you come back to church the following sunday. COZA |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by Pistolx(m): 7:11pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
e get wan wicked usher 4 my church the man dey even seize phones,d man don ever disgrace infront of gals because i was saging |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by tellwisdom: 7:12pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
You went to sit at the front, like u can give a 500 naira offering |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by Nobody: 7:18pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by obailala(m): 7:25pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
gbrown: Twice i,ve been embarrassed by ushers, i sat in d front row, i was asked to leave cos the seats were reserved for very special people, On a serious note, the fear of boko haram bombs is the beginning of wisdom.... if u have ever been close, or maybe even lost someone to boko haram bombs, u will not blame the usher for fearing for his life.. |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by Fynestboi: 7:28pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Elliotwiz1: if i punch i run .... No strength to fight!lmao omo ole leleyi sha, beta dnt sleep in church again. |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by drmikeadams(m): 7:31pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
i hate it wen ushers direct me 2 front seat....i hate it when im distracted admiring different sizes of buuubs wey dese gals dey carrry parangulate 4 church,amen.. |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by Fynestboi: 7:35pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
dr_mike_adams: i hate it wen ushers direct me 2 front seat....i hate it when im distracted admiring different sizes of buuubs wey dese gals dey carrry parangulate 4 church,amen..u hate when usher direct u to front seat? While some in here re complaining about been asked to leave front seat? Nawa oo such is life. 2 Likes |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by SalC: 7:43pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
I've never been embarrassed by an usher before. |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by 0monnakoda: 7:43pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Churches are a means for the cunning to control the weak. |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by TrishaP(f): 7:51pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Owobo brown: I hate it when they keep waking people up during nite Virgil, it's so annoying Exactly my point! |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by Nobody: 7:57pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
4 ME I WAS SLEEPING HAPPILY IN CHURCH THE KINDA DEEP DREAMLESS SLEEP THAT MAKES U WAKE UP FEELING REFRESHED THE THIS (FUGLY) USHER CHIC ROUSED ME FROM MY SLUMBER |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by chic2pimp(m): 7:58pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
gbrown: when a pastor asked what was amiss, i overheard a female usher shouting, abeg make he dey go. Small time she'll also claim she is working for GOD. I don't know what gawd that rude and crude human is working for |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by Nobody: 8:00pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Fynestboi: u hate when usher direct u to front seat? While some in here re complaining about been asked to leave front seat? Nawa oo such is life. THE POINT IS PEOPLE SHLD BE FREE 2 SIT WHEREVER THEY WANT FRONT, BACK, SIDEWAYS, ON THEIR HEADS, AINT NOBODY'S BUSINESS 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by lizzlix(m): 8:01pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
My own was nt evn an usher bt a gate man. Imagine me at my age i was directd to a children church instead of the adult church bt guy did nt knw dat i was an invitee to attend jst a programme. I did nt evn utter a wrd, i jst turnd bk to go home until d guy noticd nd called me bk. |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by Fynestboi: 8:03pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Babzilla: 4 ME I WAS SLEEPING HAPPILY IN CHURCHthe usher helped u out and u complaining How i wished the usher didnt woke u up, and u eventually go home with additional wahala then u would appreciate the usher's help. Smh 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by Fynestboi: 8:05pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Babzilla:yes u are rice but not all church are like that there s always a special front seat.. Bt my church na first come first sit ni... |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by Fynestboi: 8:06pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
lizzlix: My own was nt evn an usher bt a gate man. Imagine me at my age i was directd to a children church instead of the adult church bt guy did nt knw dat i was an invitee to attend jst a programme. I did nt evn utter a wrd, i jst turnd bk to go home until d guy noticd nd called me bk.LWKMD na ur stature go cause am 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by mindvision: 8:08pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Today pastor called all the birthday celetbrat and when getting back to my sit my friends and others were giving me hand shake and a usher came to me telling me am not suppose to shake in the church. I was upset that are we suppose to be that serious in the church. |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by devour129: 8:10pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
One Holy trinity female is the worst ,the way she goes about the job like its her fathers biz .you will see people that are late(come in after sermon) and you lead them to the front and force us that left our houses 1hour before mass to make space for them cos they are big names |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by felipemadero(m): 8:10pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Marthakings: An usher told me not to put the 5 naira note I had with me in the offering boxlol |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by lizzlix(m): 8:11pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Yeah! I knw dat skul tinuolababy: None. Ushers in my Church are well trained. They welcome Ɣ☺ΰ with A̶̲̥̅ smile aπϑ A̶̲̥̅ handshake #Daystar |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by Nobody: 8:25pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
The Usher left downstairs n came Upstairs where the Teenagers hangout as in our chance 4 church n Tried To Remove My Extension and The Chargers of me N my buddies from the wall socket.. Nna ehnnn!!!!!.. We nor gree.. By the time we stand up.. Im see three 6feet Ogologos.. baba maintain n said y must u come to Church to charge.. My buddy honourable Joseph..josky..joe Ogologo1.. Said y we no go charge afterall we dey pay offering.. .. Usher Confuse.. 3 Likes |
Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by aktolly54(m): 8:30pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Elliotwiz1: lol i remember that annoying moment when i wanted to sleep in a night vigil and one funny looking usher kept tapping me and telling me to stay awake anytime i was close to dreamland.... Mtchew i felt like punching him in his facelol |
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