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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by adhominem(m): 9:43am On Nov 02, 2015
ceetee:
Looking through @ethene previous posts he’s clearly not a hopeful. So let’s not dwell too much on that.
I think there’s a major assumption we are making by thinking that resumption is in January. I recalled during my CBI my assessor said within the first quarter of next year don’t know if others were told anything contrary.
Regardless, Father let your will be done.
I don't think they are unfounded assumptions. During the assessment centre, the manager told me the plan is for January resumption. Obviously, things could change, but yeah.....That's the plan
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 9:47am On Nov 02, 2015
ethene:

Who says NLNG pays up to 1.5 million a month? Abeg people shud stop spreading false news. But to stop this wait everyone(xcluding those that would be called) should forward their account no to my e-mail, I will be paying them 1 million a month till our economy improves.
N.B send ur act no as soon as possible as payment would be on first come base.
Proof that this guy is a clown. Don't take him seriously. #funny guy#

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 9:54am On Nov 02, 2015
ethene:
After 2 years! Don't u think it's high time we moved on? As far as am concerned 99% of those waiting 4 the success mail here will eventually not be called that is if at all they would even call. Am not trying to spoil anybody's mind but we just have to accept the truth. How could NLNG be keeping people for this long?
Proof that this guy is not expectant or he takes delight in making people's heart beat race beyond normal. Don't take him seriously. #AS FOR I BELEIVE IN JAH'S UNDESERVED KINDNESS.......#
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by incredu: 10:07am On Nov 02, 2015
Our detectives are out. Protecting the Realm!

#Andnowmywatchcontinues

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Djbaka(m): 10:09am On Nov 02, 2015
Now dem don do PTO for page 200. Shey na to dey pursue 300 now ba?
Hmm... t***d nd c*****2014, oya takeover!
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by MrSneh: 10:13am On Nov 02, 2015
ethene:
Just received the regret mail.

Even if you want to play a prank, which I do not think is cool, some wisdom should be applied na. Habaa!

On a Sunday night? That late? Do it around 1pm on Tuesday and you might achieve your aim.

#CloserEveryday

#Sneh
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ceetee: 10:26am On Nov 02, 2015
artmedia:
I've told you to DEFINITELY forget about this week. DEFINITELY.


Boss do I have ur permission to definitely forget about this week?

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ceetee: 10:37am On Nov 02, 2015
artmedia:
Well the new found optimism is based on 'sauces'. Medicals for November, Resumption Jan/Feb. At least that's what my SAUCE says. #WeWait!


Shalom!


Your posit above is about to be tested. Lol
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 10:47am On Nov 02, 2015
Yes, pls do forget about this week. They are not ready. I dont want to be seen as the killjoy many have tagged me to be, but it is just what it is. And as for the November medicals, it was very much on the cards and what they were planning towards. However, happenings are making that seem less and less likely.

Shalom!

ceetee:

Boss do I have ur permission to definitely forget about this week?

ceetee:

Your posit above is about to be tested. Lol

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ceetee: 10:52am On Nov 02, 2015
artmedia:
Yes, pls do forget about this week. They are not ready. I dont want to be seen as the killjoy many have tagged me to be, but it is just what it is. And as for the November medicals, it was very much on the cards and what they were planning towards. However, happenings are making that seem less and less likely.

Shalom!





My brother thanks that's all I need. Brethren till next week #thewaitcontinues
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by missyuppy: 11:11am On Nov 02, 2015
ethene:
Just received the regret mail.

Mr Ethene abi Ethyl-3-ol...i hp u r not joking about this? Talking about failure casually because it may backfire...i am jst saying...but if u being honest,den i am indeed sorry about the regret mail.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 11:55am On Nov 02, 2015
May God's will be done.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 2:44pm On Nov 02, 2015
artmedia:
Yes, pls do forget about this week. They are not ready. I dont want to be seen as the killjoy many have tagged me to be, but it is just what it is. And as for the November medicals, it was very much on the cards and what they were planning towards. However, happenings are making that seem less and less likely.

Shalom!






Bet atink dey know that it af ton to wayo dat dey r playing us? Are dey Urhobo ppl? Y r dey doing us wayo like dis na. *dodges RPGs from Urhobo GTs*

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 3:24pm On Nov 02, 2015
airsaylongcon:


Bet atink dey know that it af ton to wayo dat dey r playing us? Are dey Urhobo ppl? Y r dey doing us wayo like dis na. *dodges RPGs from Urhobo GTs*

ROTFLMAO...
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 3:55pm On Nov 02, 2015
Cc airsaylongcon hahaha

Congrats grin I have been having problem opening nairaland home page for some weeks now sef, keeps telling me "the page contains too many server redirects". It has really slowed down my hustle, maybe davide470 can help?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 4:28pm On Nov 02, 2015
Djbaka:
Now dem don do PTO for page 200. Shey na to dey pursue 300 now ba?

Hmm... t***d nd c*****2014, oya takeover!
I promised myself that I won't comment on Page-200... Unless the maile dropped... If not, na for page-201 I go continue my comments.. (Maile or No-maile)
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 4:37pm On Nov 02, 2015
ladyF:
Cc airsaylongcon hahaha

Congrats grin I have been having problem opening nairaland home page for some weeks now sef, keeps telling me "the page contains too many server redirects". It has really slowed down my hustle, maybe davide470 can help?
Na "Home-Page Bann" dem do u be that.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 4:58pm On Nov 02, 2015
artmedia:
Yes, pls do forget about this week. They are not ready. I dont want to be seen as the killjoy many have tagged me to be, but it is just what it is. And as for the November medicals, it was very much on the cards and what they were planning towards. However, happenings are making that seem less and less likely.

Shalom!





Thanks a million Bro for the update. However, could you please tell us the happenings that are militating against we being called for medicals this month: credential verification, train 7 issues, slow business or just what? Please kindly keep us in the know. Regards. #STILL BELEIVING IN JAH'S UNDESERVED KINDNESS#
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by DeeBlacque: 5:29pm On Nov 02, 2015
I died laughing, woke up, then I died again, but woke up thereafter.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

airsaylongcon:


Bet atink dey know that it af ton to wayo dat dey r playing us? Are dey Urhobo ppl? Y r dey doing us wayo like dis na. *dodges RPGs from Urhobo GTs*
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by whatsupguys: 6:06pm On Nov 02, 2015
So na page 300 tins na, as November sef no wan pure....
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by davide470(m): 6:49pm On Nov 02, 2015
ladyF:
Cc airsaylon
.gcon hahaha

Congrats grin I have been having problem opening nairaland home page for some weeks now sef, keeps telling me "the page contains too many server redirects". It has really slowed down my hustle, maybe davide4.70 can help?
I am not helping anything undecided

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by whatsupguys: 7:47pm On Nov 02, 2015
artmedia:
Yes, pls do forget about this week. They are not ready. I dont want to be seen as the killjoy many have tagged me to be, but it is just what it is. And as for the November medicals, it was very much on the cards and what they were planning towards. However, happenings are making that seem less and less likely.

Shalom!






@artmedia, thank you for the insight. You can help make it clearer though... Let's put medicals aside, will 'males' come in November?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 7:49pm On Nov 02, 2015
Hi guys. .. couldn't check nairaland all day, then I did tonight and imagine the change in heartbeat when I saw 40 beside the NLNG thread..opening the thread and viola, some dude taking about regret mail. ..*whew* I immediately closed nairaland, checked my mail box , Spam and even thrash box maybe the thing auto- delete.. bia ke aha gi, ethene, kpachikwa anya gi... angry angry

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 8:07pm On Nov 02, 2015
scarletdp:
Hi guys. .. couldn't check nairaland all day, then I did tonight and imagine the change in heartbeat when I saw 40 beside the NLNG thread..opening the thread and viola, some dude taking about regret mail. ..*whew* I immediately closed nairaland, checked my mail box , Spam and even thrash box maybe the thing auto- delete.. bia ke aha gi, ethene, kpachikwa anya gi... angry angry

lmao @ bia ke aha gi, ethene, kpachikwa anya gi...
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ibrog: 8:13pm On Nov 02, 2015
Seriously guys, let's just be patient and keep hoping for the best out of this NLNG thingy!! At least that's the single piece of advise from my 'sauce', SOURCE I mean. smiley

'Males' or 'No males', we have to keep pushing hard to achieve our dreams.

It is well!!
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 8:21pm On Nov 02, 2015
cashme28:

lmao @ bia ke aha gi, ethene, kpachikwa anya gi...

Not Igbo but I served with Anambra and Imo ppl so lemme hazard a guess
"Come what is your name, Ethene, kpachikwa your eye... "

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 8:48pm On Nov 02, 2015
airsaylongcon:



Not Igbo but I served with Anambra and Imo ppl so lemme hazard a guess

"Come what is your name, Ethene, kpachikwa your eye... "
WOOWW.. U tried with the guess... The "EYE" phrase actually means "BE CAREFUL".
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by whatsupguys: 9:35pm On Nov 02, 2015
In perpetuity
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 10:27pm On Nov 02, 2015
davide470:
I am not helping anything undecided
lol cry cry cry cry
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by coolio2014(m): 6:32am On Nov 03, 2015
Hehehee... if they want to delay till March what can I do but collect the biggy that comes in January where I am grin cheesy wink

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by whatsupguys: 7:05am On Nov 03, 2015
coolio2014:
Hehehee... if they want to delay till March what can I do but collect the biggy that comes in January where I am grin cheesy wink
Exactly... More reason they shouldn't delay cos if u collect it and spend it, u go need refund it. But if mail come November you can decide not to collect the biggy at all sef

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