Saved2Serve:
hahahaha! !! Oboy that kuena was a character. He almost committed suicide when he couldn't get the nlng job. He sold his spirit and soul to it....lol. no! We don't chase the things of life that way. I have come so near to earning like Christian Ronaldo but it didn't work. We call it goal - aiyee! Success. A near success story. I handle such situations effortlessly. No be today my brother. Nlng no reach give me high blood pressure. No na a a a! ! Don't say I will end up like kuena, me no wan go USA I take God beg you. I love Nigeria. It was a big ending for kuena, for he is doing amazingly great in US. I have seen it all in this oil and gas industry. From huge and massive salary to none, back to big salary with great pecks and still wishing you were close to home. The truth is that there is a point in life where the little things that the less privileged have becomes the dream of the rich. My life is not synonymous with kuena but you may say it is because you feel the way I post here depicts my obsession for the nlng job. No sir!!! NLNG will be paying me less than what I earn but I need to get close to home as soon as possible. Please I have interview in lagos on Wednesday. Just wish me well.

As for my date of reckoning, it wasn't to deceive a anyone. I could have easily told you what happened and what is really on ground but for sake of the fact that these HR guys follow these thread I will keep mute. One of them told me this in clear terms. In fact, know this, I mean good for everyone here. I could give up my job slot to help the next jobless dude, that is my kind of person. I love to share information, maybe it's my weakness. Please don't take this life too hard. That my information did not prove reliable at the nick of time, does not mean I was lying. Something happened. Sorry dear all for the shock or inconveniences this may have caused you. I am not a joker...love you all.

NanaF:
Saved2serve, why you do me so?

I have a lot of respect and admiration for you because of how you:

1) took your future into your hands and got a job outside nigeria
ii) with two prospective jobs in tow.

Only a really intelligent and talented person can achieve this.

I even prefer you to the other EH addict guy.

With my saline drip on my right hard, parched tongue and burning fever, I proceed to painstakingly delete all my old unread mails, in preparation for THE NLNG mail. You will agree with me that such mail deserves a royal welcome. I even blocked my boyfriends email address as he mails me from Port-Harcourt, blocked all calls. I can always get another bf, but only 1 NLNG.

5.30 came and went. I extended the grace period to 6pm. It wasn't until the day turned to night, that I realized the almighty mail wasn't arriving.

By this time, my bf had concluded that I was cheating after trying to reach me severally unsuccessfully. Remember when I said, I can always get another bf? Reality has dawned on me and I realize that task is a hard one, in this saturated market.

Again Saved2Serve, why you do me so?

Saved2Serve:
hahahaha! !! Oboy that kuena was a character. He almost committed suicide when he couldn't get the nlng job. He sold his spirit and soul to it....lol. no! We don't chase the things of life that way. I have come so near to earning like Christian Ronaldo but it didn't work. We call it goal - aiyee! Success. A near success story. I handle such situations effortlessly. No be today my brother. Nlng no reach give me high blood pressure. No na a a a! ! Don't say I will end up like kuena, me no wan go USA I take God beg you. I love Nigeria. It was a big ending for kuena, for he is doing amazingly great in US. I have seen it all in this oil and gas industry. From huge and massive salary to none, back to big salary with great pecks and still wishing you were close to home. The truth is that there is a point in life where the little things that the less privileged have becomes the dream of the rich. My life is not synonymous with kuena but you may say it is because you feel the way I post here depicts my obsession for the nlng job. No sir!!! NLNG will be paying me less than what I earn but I need to get close to home as soon as possible. Please I have interview in lagos on Wednesday. Just wish me well.

As for my date of reckoning, it wasn't to deceive a anyone. I could have easily told you what happened and what is really on ground but for sake of the fact that these HR guys follow these thread I will keep mute. One of them told me this in clear terms. In fact, know this, I mean good for everyone here. I could give up my job slot to help the next jobless dude, that is my kind of person. I love to share information, maybe it's my weakness. Please don't take this life too hard. That my information did not prove reliable at the nick of time, does not mean I was lying. Something happened. Sorry dear all for the shock or inconveniences this may have caused you. I am not a joker...love you all.

Prinzofparis:


I no gree oh...we must fight this night!!!!
you want kill person pikin?...we must fight today oh!!!

Saved2Serve:
My brother, strength I have none to fight, even if I had it I will use it to defend your insecurity and fears. I cannot bear any intent of maiming you. No! Its not in my nature. Bikko obi gi juru (may ur heart be at ease for peace sake).

From that part of my heart that knows no sin nor hatred, I apologise for the pallpitations and trauma. NanaF, I thank u for accepting my apology.

Those asking for my head, I would have gladly laid it on the chopping table if its decapitation would mean the extinction of 'headaches' as a dis-ease in the world! Once again, I am regretfully sorry but I meant well for u all and I still do. Happy new month to you all.

Saved2Serve:
hahahaha! !! Oboy that kuena was a character. He almost committed suicide when he couldn't get the nlng job. He sold his spirit and soul to it....lol. no! We don't chase the things of life that way. I have come so near to earning like Christian Ronaldo but it didn't work. We call it goal - aiyee! Success. A near success story. I handle such situations effortlessly. No be today my brother. Nlng no reach give me high blood pressure. No na a a a! ! Don't say I will end up like kuena, me no wan go USA I take God beg you. I love Nigeria. It was a big ending for kuena, for he is doing amazingly great in US. I have seen it all in this oil and gas industry. From huge and massive salary to none, back to big salary with great pecks and still wishing you were close to home. The truth is that there is a point in life where the little things that the less privileged have becomes the dream of the rich. My life is not synonymous with kuena but you may say it is because you feel the way I post here depicts my obsession for the nlng job. No sir!!! NLNG will be paying me less than what I earn but I need to get close to home as soon as possible. Please I have interview in lagos on Wednesday. Just wish me well.

As for my date of reckoning, it wasn't to deceive a anyone. I could have easily told you what happened and what is really on ground but for sake of the fact that these HR guys follow these thread I will keep mute. One of them told me this in clear terms. In fact, know this, I mean good for everyone here. I could give up my job slot to help the next jobless dude, that is my kind of person. I love to share information, maybe it's my weakness. Please don't take this life too hard. That my information did not prove reliable at the nick of time, does not mean I was lying. Something happened. Sorry dear all for the shock or inconveniences this may have caused you. I am not a joker...love you all.

NanaF:
Of which, the FBIs on this thread, when Dplacement came here a while ago with his other moniker, I was so surprised that nobody said anything. Quite impressive

dway4ward:
Awon Super Eagles, Eyan Kanu. This is the kinda time he would have come on here to say "some names were switched but found out before dispatch yesterday, Christmas will be sweet for the righteous "

NanaF:


Hahahaha. I think he enjoyed the role a little too much.

scarletdp:
Somehow i wish to see a message on this thread from "Nicer" even before the mails start to drop.

Dear Nicer,

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. type something, anything, evreything, nothing, one thing.

princewealth:
in vain u wake early to check your mail and nlng thread. vanity upon vanity all is vanity.

The Truth is, none of us even need this job. is two years now, yet you guys are still hoping praying anticipating for God knows what? Go get life guys.

like my friend will always say. END TIME JOB

Don't 4get JESUS IS COMING SOON.

UpdateAll:
Guys try to connect some dots with the mail below? It is exactly 1 year old; today I was scrutinizing my mail to see if I had any recent NLNG notification and I stumbled on this mail.

On Monday, December 1, 2014, Online, Recruitment <Recruitment.Online@nlng.com> wrote:

Dear ...,

With reference to our earlier correspondence to you on your success in the NLNG Graduate Trainee 2nd stage Exercise.

Kindly be advised that the next step of this Exercise (3rd stage) is scheduled for late Q1 2015. Details of this will be communicated to you in the early part of the year 2015...

cashme28:


I have been trying hard to connect any available dots as you posited above.
I have not seen any dots not to even talk of connecting them.

UpdateAll:
Guys try to connect some dots with the mail below? It is exactly 1 year old; today I was scrutinizing my mail to see if I had any recent NLNG notification and I stumbled on this mail.

On Monday, December 1, 2014, Online, Recruitment <Recruitment.Online@nlng.com> wrote:

Dear ...,

With reference to our earlier correspondence to you on your success in the NLNG Graduate Trainee 2nd stage Exercise.

Kindly be advised that the next step of this Exercise (3rd stage) is scheduled for late Q1 2015. Details of this will be communicated to you in the early part of the year 2015...

NPComplete:


LOL. I think he is trying to say that NLNG might want to pull another "Kindly be advised the next step of the exercise is scheduled for late Q1 201X" on us.

tk4rd:
Had anyone tried contacting them with their email recruitment.Online@nlng.com .... Did they reply.??

What was their reply like.?

cashme28:

Have U?

tk4rd:
I no go lie to you.. I never contact them ooo.

tk4rd:
I no go lie to you.. I never contact them ooo.

MrSneh:


Make I just give you reply wey you go get:

Dear tk4rd,

Thank you for contacting NLNG.

The outcome of the recruitment exercise will be communicated in due course.

Regards,

For NLNG