pabostt:

^{@ tolutweety censor this your post before the mod remove it now}..... .....................

Anyway ^{thumb up to you mod}.

I be supermod...I'm sure you knw wt dt means.

tobiflink:

WAEC scripts or the SHL scripts you shaded?

.............^{i think what he meant was the scripts on the screen}

solidman59: What happened to "make of this what you will"?
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I asked a question that I know the answer to. Three people have responded. One even went as far as quoting from the website.

Make of this what you will!

This nlng job ticks all the right boxes for me. And to think that I only applied fortuitously when a friend came to use my Internet for his own application.

Oh how I want to be in that number.

Aphrodite4: @ majekdom2
Sorry for goin all an.al on you yesterday. Too much show of emotion on my part.
Apologies everyone, you guys rock and I wish you the very best.

Tk care.

Xoxox

my work here is done.
This is what Happens to anyone who has a taste of SQL... they become cheerful.
@Magicdom, you can thank me later....
..... you're welcome.

Xbox xoxox

Nice thread. Had to register on nairaland!

princecharles28: Nice thread. Had to register on nairaland!

You are welcome,i've been scooping relevant info from nairaland anonymously for so many years. But twas because of this thread i registered last year.

Nice thread guys. I just registered on Nairaland. I searched for information on this 'NLNG Graduate recruitment' topic and it brought me here.

Very informative thread and funny to say the least !

I'll pass across any new info I get from 'my source' as it comes. Happy Sunday Guys !!!

Happy to be here

DPlacement:

I asked a question that I know the answer to. Three people have responded. One even went as far as quoting from the website.

Make of this what you will!

BUT WHY SHOULD U ASK A QUESTION THE ANSWER TO WHICH U KNOW? WHY DPLACEMENT, WHY?
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solatwizzy: Nice thread guys. I just registered on Nairaland. I searched for information on this 'NLNG Graduate recruitment' topic and it brought me here.

Very informative thread and funny to say the least !

I'll pass across any new info I get from 'my source' as it comes. Happy Sunday Guys !!!

On behalf of the mod and supermod you guys are welcome..
If you want to go fast, go alone
If you want to go far, go together
African proverb

I fear dat d presence of d outsiders may bring of dat which we do not speak if we talk of dat of about which we talk of not speaking about.

Pls pardon me if u can't understand wat I am trying to put across because I am jst a 'regular joe'

Hapi sunday to all

Strolling by....

Are u sure nothing will come from NLNG this week?

femoor: Are u sure nothing will come from NLNG this week?

How it comes and when it comes, one thing is sure those who made it through the SHL stage will be called for AC.. Cheers

Now i await my success mail; AC all the way.

Congratulations to the new PTDF scholars. This is belated because i have been a little tight. Meanwhile, i wish you guys well.

Great week people.

I am appointed; Nothing can stop me!

Does anybody have an idea how many would be called for the Assessment Centre? And beyond that, about how many will be finally recruited.

So how many of una wey b new guys waka come? You are all WELCOME to a diverse family. Our bickering strengthens us and our expectations make us Stronger.

Besides, we were all new to something, it takes a day to join a family.

I don dey salivate @ killer pay slip!!!
Wish you all a great week!

majekdom2:
Basic pay : 80k
House allowance : 100k
Car allowance :85k
Wears allowance : 50k
Sleeping allowance 60k
Spouse/fiancee allowance : 50K
Feeding allowance : 150K
Health allowance :30K
Field allowance :45k
Telephone allowance : 50K
What else , I think this is all I know.

For real?

DPlacement:

I just thought a call to order was necessary. I knew it was a joke.



If a sample payslip is posted here some of you might just die.

Die? Errrrmmm is it up to 25mil per annum?

dypo: Does anybody have an idea how many would be called for the Assessment Centre? And beyond that, about how many will be finally recruited.

Some Questions shaaaaaaaaaaaa.... Hw dah hell r we suppose to know.... Well, 1million would be called for assesment centre.. 2million would be recruited

^^^
*falls from guava tree*
make I kuku begin give my 3 months notice na

bestestgirl: ^^^
*falls from guava tree*
make I kuku begin give my 3 months notice na

Picture of that very fall or I/We ............ It

Wrote my shl on d 19th my first son was born. was in d hospital truout d nyt. missed his first cries narrowly cos of the test.he myt just be an nlng baby boy harbinger.....God direct us all.Aamin

for the time being,enjoying my paternity/annual leave

okzcorp:

Picture of that very fall or I/We ............ It

coolio2014:


Die? Errrrmmm is it up to 25mil per annum?

25 mil for a Graduate Trainee...I'll take this as a joke.

I'd take you more seriously if you had inferred that it was the salary of someone with say six to eight years experience.

bestestgirl:

Where is the guava tree stem or its base, this a man falling from God knows where, lastly we don't have WINTER for the snowy scene u have shown us.

I insist on the real fall picturez and the associated injuries

bestestgirl: ^^^
*falls from guava tree*
make I kuku begin give my 3 months notice na

very funny, but if I may, why the choice of guava tree? Lemme guess, safety conscious Lady!

See how the smile goes