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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 11:41am On Jul 22, 2014
KevinKupr8:
Just to chip this in.
He [dplacement] mentioned this to us right after the shl test.
That we should be rest assured that things would pan out as good.
And he passed a critical information that we should sow a dangerous seed. (God will do the rest)
Thats all.
Concerning when the List for AC will come out; if he had it at hand he would have given us that information.
Reminder. Before the SHL test, he mentioned that we would be writing the test a night before.
So be calm, cool and collected.
Our Great day is coming.
Cheers.

shocked ... really? @ d bolded
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by KIA1: 11:57am On Jul 22, 2014
excellentobanz: Source?
Yup
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by auroraborealis: 12:01pm On Jul 22, 2014
KevinKupr8:


Just to chip this in.

He [dplacement] mentioned this to us right after the shl test.

That we should be rest assured that things would pan out as good.

And he passed a critical information that we should sow a dangerous seed. (God will do the rest)

Thats all.

Concerning when the List for AC will come out; if he had it at hand he would have given us that information.

Reminder. Before the SHL test, he mentioned that we would be writing the test a night before.

So be calm, cool and collected.


Our Great day is coming.

Cheers.

"...writing the test a night before"? How? Didn't get that.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 12:03pm On Jul 22, 2014
KIA1:
Yup

Why not use your normal NL account? Why open a new account just to yank pplz chains?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by KIA1: 3:04pm On Jul 22, 2014
WizardofOz1:

Why not use your normal NL account? Why open a new account just to yank pplz chains?

Am new in here. Let me repeat myself *two weeks after Sallah*.

No more questions are asked pls
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ikenna58(m): 4:06pm On Jul 22, 2014
2 weeks after sallah? Sounds cool if true
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 4:48pm On Jul 22, 2014
scarletdp:

Does anybody have an idea how many would be called for the Assessment Centre? And beyond that, about how many will be finally recruited?
read dat tin again and tell me it makes sense....

Na wa for u o! @scarlet. The guy asked a simple question for heavén sake. Not even an impossible question cos there are instances where it is public knowledge the no of vacancies available. Sometimes it is wiser to keep silent even to silly questions. Besides don't be surprised someone in this forum has a pretty good idea and might be able to enlighten him/her. Abeg allow the the dude jare!

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 4:53pm On Jul 22, 2014
KIA1: Calm down peeps. The result will be out two weeks after Sallah

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 5:05pm On Jul 22, 2014
denass16:
Na wa for u o! @scarlet. The guy asked a simple question for heavén sake. Not even an impossible question cos there are instances where it is public knowledge the no of vacancies available. Sometimes it is wiser to keep silent even to silly questions. Besides don't be surprised someone in this forum has a pretty good idea and might be able to enlighten him/her. Abeg allow the the dude jare!

lol....I don allow the dude na.. read further. u no see say we don shake hands...well if u say so.. shey u can read one person wrote 800, anoda wrote a diff invigilator said 450... plus wen i read it, d first tin dt came to mind was hw would knowing ensure u pass. or if u knew it was 5ppl would u have prepared differently , if u knew it ws 4000 would u have relaxed more or something... i couldnt jst get it. anyways diff strokes for diff folks

Just outta curiosity, how do u determine the other times it is wiser to not keep quiet to silly questions? angry

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by rawgame(m): 7:40pm On Jul 22, 2014
KevinKupr8:


Just to chip this in.

He [dplacement] mentioned this to us right after the shl test.

That we should be rest assured that things would pan out as good.

And he passed a critical information that we should sow a dangerous seed. (God will do the rest)

Thats all.

Concerning when the List for AC will come out; if he had it at hand he would have given us that information.

Reminder. Before the SHL test, he mentioned that we would be writing the test a night before.

So be calm, cool and collected.

Our Great day is coming.

Cheers.

Sorry to say, your logic is not consistent

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by lammy2rule(m): 8:39pm On Jul 22, 2014
Na wa to post comment now has hustle... if you comment somebody go sha see something talk.

Abeg..Make we relax, results go come out and we go all sabi.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dypo(m): 8:43pm On Jul 22, 2014
scarletdp:

lol....I don allow the dude na.. read further. u no see say we don shake hands...well if u say so.. shey u can read one person wrote 800, anoda wrote a diff invigilator said 450... plus wen i read it, d first tin dt came to mind was hw would knowing ensure u pass. or if u knew it was 5ppl would u have prepared differently , if u knew it ws 4000 would u have relaxed more or something... i couldnt jst get it. anyways diff strokes for diff folks

Just outta curiosity, how do u determine the other times it is wiser to not keep quiet to silly questions? angry

I didn't shake hands with you.

And besides, I found my answer.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 9:05pm On Jul 22, 2014
dypo:
I didn't shake hands with you.
And besides, I found my answer.

Whatevs
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jul 22, 2014
dypo:

I didn't shake hands with you.

And besides, I found my answer.
Omo see beef ! U no wan chop pomo , fish or chicken. if you see this guy you fit bite am like suarez ne.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 9:10pm On Jul 22, 2014
ifycyril , I like your pic posts. keep them coming , I ll like to see a copy of your pic on ur induction .
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dypo(m): 9:11pm On Jul 22, 2014
majekdom2: Omo see beef ! U no wan chop pomo , fish or chicken. if you see this guy you fit bite am like suarez ne.

Lol! At all.. I'm at fault na, why I wan beef? No hard feelings against anyone, I just decided to go back to my chill zone.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by okzcorp: 10:05pm On Jul 22, 2014
angry
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by okzcorp: 10:11pm On Jul 22, 2014
dypo:

Lol! At all.. I'm at fault na, why I wan beef? No hard feelings against anyone, I just decided to go back to my chill zone.

Dude, You got hard feelings jaare. How would you place an outright denial to a claim that you guys shook hands even when Scarlet says so. To be candid, I should have been the first to respond to ya earlier post (the controversial one),I had started typing buh later chose to remain quiet. Scarlet has apologised earlier buh you just want him to accept a fault. Abegi take it easy and shake hands if you really got no hard feeling.

Awaiting your positive response.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Lewinskee: 10:45pm On Jul 22, 2014
okzcorp:

Dude, You got hard feelings jaare. How would you place an outright denial to a claim that you guys shook hands even when Scarlet says so. To be candid, I should have been the first to respond to ya earlier post (the controversial one),I had started typing buh later chose to remain quiet. Scarlet has apologised earlier buh you just want him to accept a fault. Abegi take it easy and shake hands if you really got no hard feeling.

Awaiting your positive response.
It is not a must for him/her to shake hands with anyone. Dypo only decided to let sleeping dogs lie. Don't misconstrue intent...
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dypo(m): 10:47pm On Jul 22, 2014
okzcorp:

Dude, You got hard feelings jaare. How would you place an outright denial to a claim that you guys shook hands even when Scarlet says so. To be candid, I should have been the first to respond to ya earlier post (the controversial one),I had started typing buh later chose to remain quiet. Scarlet has apologised earlier buh you just want him to accept a fault. Abegi take it easy and shake hands if you really got no hard feeling.

Awaiting your positive response.


Lol. OK then... Scarlet, please accept my handshake. As I said, no hard feelings. I was already back to observing my chill....

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dypo(m): 10:49pm On Jul 22, 2014
Lewinskee:
It is not a must for him/her to shake hands with anyone. Dypo only decided to let sleeping dogs lie. Don't misconstrue intent...

Exactly! But to be fair, he apologized, even if it was half-baked.

I had already freed him as at then, doesn't mean he automatically becomes my friend.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 10:55pm On Jul 22, 2014
I saw the handshake after my post. that is the spirit. One Love!

scarletdp:

lol....I don allow the dude na.. read further. u no see say we don shake hands...well if u say so.. shey u can read one person wrote 800, anoda wrote a diff invigilator said 450... plus wen i read it, d first tin dt came to mind was hw would knowing ensure u pass. or if u knew it was 5ppl would u have prepared differently , if u knew it ws 4000 would u have relaxed more or something... i couldnt jst get it. anyways diff strokes for diff folks

Just outta curiosity, how do u determine the other times it is wiser to not keep quiet to silly questions? angry
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 10:56pm On Jul 22, 2014
dypo:

Exactly! But to be fair, he apologized, even if it was half-baked.

I had already freed him as at then, doesn't mean he automatically becomes my friend.
I was beginning to think that you are scared of common hand!..*laughs*
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 11:00pm On Jul 22, 2014
Well, u'll have to use your common sense for that wink
Dont think there is any magic formula that can decidedly determine that for u

scarletdp:

Just outta curiosity, how do u determine the other times it is wiser to not keep quiet to silly questions? angry
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by auroraborealis: 12:22am On Jul 23, 2014
denass16: Well, u'll have to use your common sense for that wink
Dont think there is any magic formula that can decidedly determine that for u


Ah ah, you guys shouldn't start. Let it stop here please. Too much bickering of late.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 6:47am On Jul 23, 2014
denass16: Well, u'll have to use your common sense for that wink
Dont think there is any magic formula that can decidedly determine that for u
Lol... And dat common sense dint tell u, mine was one to avoid? Blv me dude its jst perception... If u feel d need to correct a statement, feel free n if I'm wrong i'll take correction n apologize if d need b... Hw can one say d data checkin test ws a privy info, wen a mail sent to u said practice shl, n wen u go to d shl site u'll see data checkin n odas, whose fault is it if u open an shl site to practice jst num, ver n abs bt on d exam day u see data checkin.... Dt info on nairaland gave us d heads up n positioned us beta, which is wat d blog is for, bt d amt of AC n dose dt wud b recruited i wonder wat dah does.. The whole tin started from my sacarstic reply, n afta few exchange of posts i felt d need to apologize n let tins lie and nw he's formin ' i dint shake hands', 'we don't hv to b friends blah blah blah.... Like i care....

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dypo(m): 7:09am On Jul 23, 2014
Somebody is pained undecided
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Lewinskee: 7:48am On Jul 23, 2014
scarletdp:
Lol... And dat common sense dint tell u, mine was one to avoid? Blv me dude its jst perception... If u feel d need to correct a statement, feel free n if I'm wrong i'll take correction n apologize if d need b... Hw can one say d data checkin test ws a privy info, wen a mail sent to u said practice shl, n wen u go to d shl site u'll see data checkin n odas, whose fault is it if u open an shl site to practice jst num, ver n abs bt on d exam day u see data checkin.... Dt info on nairaland gave us d heads up n positioned us beta, which is wat d blog is for, bt d amt of AC n dose dt wud b recruited i wonder wat dah does.. The whole tin started from my sacarstic reply, n afta few exchange of posts i felt d need to apologize n let tins lie and nw he's formin ' i dint shake hands', 'we don't hv to b friends blah blah blah.... Like i care....
Every dispute must not be ended with shaking of hands. The two parties may agree to disagree, and go their separate ways. Bdw, not every settlement of dispute between two parties leads to friendship between them afterwards.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 7:51am On Jul 23, 2014
Lewinskee:
Every dispute must not be ended with shaking of hands. The two parties may agree to disagree, and go their separate ways. Bdw, not every settlement of dispute between two parties leads to friendship between them afterwards.

And i had no idea about that... angry undecided undecided undecided
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by okzcorp: 8:44am On Jul 23, 2014
dypo:


Lol. OK then... Scarlet, please accept my handshake. As I said, no hard feelings. I was already back to observing my chill....



Dypo, welldone bro, you are my man. Lewinsee I don't understand your point at all, misconstrue what? U b woman wey like beef? The guy I referred to understood my point and did sometin positive like i requested you dey dere dey construe and misconstrue. angry
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 8:54am On Jul 23, 2014
okzcorp:
Dypo, welldone bro, you are my man. Lewinsee I don't understand your point at all, misconstrue what? U b woman wey like beef? The guy I referred to understood my point and did sometin positive like i requested you dey dere dey construe and misconstrue. angry


Lol.. Aswear i was abt writting who's ds chic, when i read dah post.....
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by jaymedd: 9:16am On Jul 23, 2014
scarletdp:
Lol... And dat common sense dint tell u, mine was one to avoid? Blv me dude its jst perception... If u feel d need to correct a statement, feel free n if I'm wrong i'll take correction n apologize if d need b... Hw can one say d data checkin test ws a privy info, wen a mail sent to u said practice shl, n wen u go to d shl site u'll see data checkin n odas, whose fault is it if u open an shl site to practice jst num, ver n abs bt on d exam day u see data checkin.... Dt info on nairaland gave us d heads up n positioned us beta, which is wat d blog is for, bt d amt of AC n dose dt wud b recruited i wonder wat dah does.. The whole tin started from my sacarstic reply, n afta few exchange of posts i felt d need to apologize n let tins lie and nw he's formin ' i dint shake hands', 'we don't hv to b friends blah blah blah.... Like i care....
Da data checking no dey SHL

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