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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Lewinskee: 9:26am On Jul 23, 2014
okzcorp:

Dypo, welldone bro, you are my man. Lewinsee I don't understand your point at all, misconstrue what? U b woman wey like beef? The guy I referred to understood my point and did sometin positive like i requested you dey dere dey construe and misconstrue. angry
Lol. Funny. Pls, I'm not beefing anyone. Apologies to all who misconstrued intent. wink
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 9:26am On Jul 23, 2014
scarletdp:
Lol... And dat common sense dint tell u, mine was one to avoid? Blv me dude its jst perception... If u feel d need to correct a statement, feel free n if I'm wrong i'll take correction n apologize if d need b... Hw can one say d data checkin test ws a privy info, wen a mail sent to u said practice shl, n wen u go to d shl site u'll see data checkin n odas, whose fault is it if u open an shl site to practice jst num, ver n abs bt on d exam day u see data checkin.... Dt info on nairaland gave us d heads up n positioned us beta, which is wat d blog is for, bt d amt of AC n dose dt wud b recruited i wonder wat dah does.. The whole tin started from my sacarstic reply, n afta few exchange of posts i felt d need to apologize n let tins lie and nw he's formin ' i dint shake hands', 'we don't hv to b friends blah blah blah.... Like i care....



Hmm...ur entropy level high o! Me sign out.. wink
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by LumiNG: 9:54am On Jul 23, 2014
auroraborealis: Where's Lumi_NG?

Oh wow...thanks a bunch auroraborealis. Had no idea anyone noticed me up here
Anyway, i kinda lost steam after the wipeout, plus i work in one of the so called "big four" so work load/hours could be quite daunting

All the same, i'm still here. Thanks

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 10:49am On Jul 23, 2014
denass16:
Hmm...ur entropy level high o! Me sign out.. wink


Lol.... Nuffin bro, we aii
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by auroraborealis: 11:30am On Jul 23, 2014
LumiNG:

Oh wow...thanks a bunch auroraborealis. Had no idea anyone noticed me up here
Anyway, i kinda lost steam after the wipeout, plus i work in one of the so called "big four" so work load/hours could be quite daunting

All the same, i'm still here. Thanks

smiley smiley smiley
People are remembered for the mark they made. And to me, you were one of such persons who made a good impact on this thread before the data loss. Glad you are back. Welcome bro!

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by auroraborealis: 11:37am On Jul 23, 2014
jaymedd: Da data checking no dey SHL

This is not entirely true. There were sample questions (about 2) plus a guide on the test format but no free practice test. At least, I searched extensively but didn't find any.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dypo(m): 12:52pm On Jul 23, 2014
The SHL practice site is overrated. I couldn't even bring myself to do it or be judged on it.

All my practicing was done at the test Centre and I must say that both the practice and the actual test were excellent. smiley
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by DoTheNeedful: 2:44pm On Jul 23, 2014
dypo: The SHL practice site is overrated. I couldn't even bring myself to do it or be judged on it.

All my practicing was done at the test Centre and I must say that both the practice and the actual test were excellent. smiley

So, u also got all the practice tests right tongue grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dypo(m): 2:50pm On Jul 23, 2014
DoTheNeedful:

So, u also got all the practice tests right tongue grin

LOL! Only a god could have done that.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by MAKEWAY2029: 5:03pm On Jul 23, 2014
I must confess I have nothing useful to tell you guys, hence this post. Thanks.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Etfash(m): 5:07pm On Jul 23, 2014
MAKEWAY2029: I must confess I have nothing useful to tell you guys, hence this post. Thanks.

I just liked your post. But of course you do have something useful to tell us... What's up with 2029?

And by the way, if it has to do with politics, start delivering your manifesto right away.
Remember, we will be the King makers then...

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by TheRealAdonye(m): 8:43pm On Jul 23, 2014
I came across this during my Glassdoor rounds earlier today.. Its funny how no one shared their Salary info. I guess that door isn't in any way transparent..


NLNG Reviews on Glassdoor

NLNG Interview Questions on Glassdoor

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 9:10pm On Jul 23, 2014
TheRealAdonye: I came across this during my Glassdoor rounds earlier today.. Its funny how no one shared their Salary info. I guess that door isn't in any way transparent..


NLNG Reviews on Glassdoor

NLNG Interview Questions on Glassdoor
I don't think you will get something concrete about NLNG on glassdoor. it isnt a multinational , it only operates in Nigeria. Nigerians barely visit that site.This gives a conviction that this job isn't going to be an interesting one ...... No international placement !
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by MAKEWAY2029: 10:19pm On Jul 23, 2014
Etfash:

I just liked your post. But of course you do have something useful to tell us... What's up with 2029?

And by the way, if it has to do with politics, start delivering your manifesto right away.
Remember, we will be the King makers then...
Hehe. Politics aint my ish bro. I'd probably need a PhD and plenty of dullness to fit the job description these days. 2029 is my atm pin, I am so slow I need it here to remember. Dont get smarty bro, account balance was N45.02 last time I checked.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jul 23, 2014
TheRealAdonye: I came across this during my Glassdoor rounds earlier today.. Its funny how no one shared their Salary info. I guess that door isn't in any way transparent..


NLNG Reviews on Glassdoor

NLNG Interview Questions on Glassdoor
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 6:49am On Jul 24, 2014
MAKEWAY2029: Hehe. Politics aint my ish bro. I'd probably need a PhD and plenty of dullness to fit the job description these days. 2029 is my atm pin, I am so slow I need it here to remember. Dont get smarty bro, account balance was N45.02 last time I checked.
grin grin grin

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Etfash(m): 7:58am On Jul 24, 2014
MAKEWAY2029: Hehe. Politics aint my ish bro. I'd probably need a PhD and plenty of dullness to fit the job description these days. 2029 is my atm pin, I am so slow I need it here to remember. Dont get smarty bro, account balance was N45.02 last time I checked.

Is it not your salary account... I will be patient bro; the month is "pregnant". grin

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 8:01am On Jul 24, 2014
Oh MAKEWAY2029 has re-surfaced... where da hell hv u bin bruv... Missed all em Humor....

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by okzcorp: 8:45am On Jul 24, 2014
For the IT guys, airsay, realadonye, sql, et al.
http://e-recruiter.ng/portal/olamnigeria/details/84
They got opening for y'all.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:33am On Jul 24, 2014
Boss, I never reach 4 years o.. Thanks though.

okzcorp: For the IT guys, airsay, realadonye, sql, et al.
http://e-recruiter.ng/portal/olamnigeria/details/84
They got opening for y'all.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by wroskian(m): 9:57am On Jul 24, 2014
DMainMan: Thanks everyone

Please send me a PM. THANKS.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ADAMUdaCOWBOY: 2:58pm On Jul 24, 2014
auroraborealis:

This is not entirely true. There were sample questions (about 2) plus a guide on the test format but no free practice test. At least, I searched extensively but didn't find any.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by MAKEWAY2029: 5:25pm On Jul 24, 2014
Etfash:

Is it not your salary account... I will be patient bro; the month is "pregnant". grin
Badt guy! Relax. You think say I no wise at all? I know say you dey very patient. Na my NYSC allawee account sha. And I served in 2010. Let me know when something miraculous happens bro...we go share the loot. And yeah, may the pregnant month not end in a stillbirth for us. Amen!

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by MAKEWAY2029: 5:27pm On Jul 24, 2014
scarletdp: Oh MAKEWAY2029 has re-surfaced... where da hell hv u bin bruv... Missed all em Humor....
Hehe. I have been on the sidelines partner, watching you flay some folks like you was Ramsay Bolton of the Dreadforth. Anyway, I dey observe things codedly.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 6:21pm On Jul 24, 2014
MAKEWAY2029: Hehe. I have been on the sidelines partner, watching you flay some folks like you was Ramsay Bolton of the Dreadforth. Anyway, I dey observe things codedly.

heheehehehehehe... free some dudes joooorrrr.. dey've gat no idea what winter is.. tha last winter if u remove ur gloves so u can unzip to take a piss, you'll loose a finger to the frost... that being said... what is dead may never die

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by davide470(m): 6:36pm On Jul 24, 2014
scarletdp:

heheehehehehehe... free some dudes joooorrrr.. dey've gat no idea what winter is.. tha last winter if u remove ur gloves so u can unzip to take a piss, you'll loose a finger to the frost... that being said... what is dead may never die
*hands on chest*

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by MAKEWAY2029: 7:10pm On Jul 24, 2014
scarletdp:

heheehehehehehe... free some dudes joooorrrr.. dey've gat no idea what winter is.. tha last winter if u remove ur gloves so u can unzip to take a piss, you'll loose a finger to the frost... that being said... what is dead may never die
Badt guy. You are truly Ramsay Snow...sorry, you're a Bolton now...Ramsay Bolton. Keep flaying any folks that act like dem are Reek...I'l just look on from a distance like Roose Bolton. Hehe.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 9:21pm On Jul 24, 2014
MAKEWAY2029: Badt guy! Relax. You think say I no wise at all? I know say you dey very patient. Na my NYSC allawee account sha. And I served in 2010. Let me know when something miraculous happens bro...we go share the loot. And yeah, may the pregnant month not end in a stillbirth for us. Amen!
why on earth would you like to remember ur ATM PIN from an account u last used in 2010?
Adon knw if it's just me, bt i think there's more than £45.02 in that account. grin

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:33pm On Jul 24, 2014
All hail His Grace, Davide of the House 470, The First of His Name (Outside Italy, that is), King of the Job Section, Lord of the Several IOC's, and Mod of the Realm

As you can tell, I've finished S01 of GOT..

davide470: *hands on chest*

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by davide470(m): 10:24pm On Jul 24, 2014
TheRealAdonye: All hail His Grace, Davide of the House 470, The First of His Name (Outside Italy, that is), King of the Job Section, Lord of the Several IOC's, and Mod of the Realm

As you can tell, I've finished S01 of GOT..

I should have laughed but they say it grows so cold up here in winter that a
man's laughter freezes in his throat and chokes him to death. Perhaps that is why the Starks have so little humor

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by MAKEWAY2029: 11:02pm On Jul 24, 2014
Dpress: why on earth would you like to remember ur ATM PIN from an account u last used in 2010?
Adon knw if it's just me, bt i think there's more than £45.02 in that account. grin
This guy, this guy! Ok, lemme break it down. E get how jungle go mature I go borrow N955.0 pay inside that account then rush go outside take atm collect N1000. Do you get the picture? And if it were in pounds what would it still be doing in that account in these end times?

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 8:04am On Jul 25, 2014
davide470: I should have laughed but they say it grows so cold up here in winter that a
man's laughter freezes in his throat and chokes him to death. Perhaps that is why the Starks have so little humor

You guys are creative.

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