Letter to men:
Young man, if you’re in a relationship or about to ask out a woman who is always talking about money, I advise you to think twice.
Unless your surname ends with Trump, Gates, Dangote or Helu, or your father’s mother’s cousin’s son-in-law’s driver’s half-sister owns the Cetral Bank, you’re in for a rough ride,
Mister. If her interests are always in what you bought for her, how much money you gave herthis month….she will bring you grief. This woman is a leech and will milk you to the last drop, then wring you, just in case there are some stray kobos left in your pockets, then she will dry you and dump you. Abeg, borrow my
favourite letters for this kind of situation are: R. U. N!
Some women will so verbally abuse you, you’ll wish your mother’s womb could open again and you’ll crawl into that safe cocoon of innocence. She’s rude, sometimes vulgar, calls you all sorts of names, denigrates you, always
compares you with your friends and calls it
“keeping it real.”
I agree…..the real thing is she’ll keep on doing this and will never stop. And unless you can tame the shrew, pack ya kaya and move on!
If she always harps on a particular issue
forever, repeating those words till they burrow inside your brain like itch-mites and you can recite them by heart, it’s calld nagging. Methinksyou should flee o! Else, one day, you’ll either wake
up in police custody with a murder charge on
your head or realise that you’re a recurrent
member of Alcoholics Anonymous.
Please, in the name of all that’s sane and
logical, don’t be with a woman who is still hung up on her ex. If a woman is always going on and on about how her ex, John was mean to her, cheated on her, didn’t treat her right, etc,
bros, unless you’re her shrink and helping her work out her emotional problems, I suggest you pack your luggage and board the next available flight. She is definitely a citizen of Yesterday, living in baggage House, on Regret street. You will wake
up one day, and see a Dear John letter pinned to your pillow.
If a woman keeps telling you that all men are dogs, and how she hates all men except you, her darling boo, just know that network is bad and your matter is hanging. One day, very soon, you will make a mistake or slip up in a little issue. Then her verdict will be delivered
and you will join the long list of men in her life who are hated canines.
If a lady compares your relationship to that of Nneka, Sandra or Shade, just know that you’re in the Best Couples of All time
Competition…..the only thing is you don’t know you’ve been registered as a contender.
For this kind of woman, nothing you ever do with and for her is good enough, because one her friend’s will definitely be better. In my opinion, you would be better off Keeping Up with the Kardashians than with this woman (ifyou realise how much I hate that empty show, you’ll
know this is a really last-resort kinda advice).
Ah, my brother have you met the NEVER DIVA?
Like her name suggests, there are things she’ll never do because she believes they are a man’s, servant’s or a professional’s job. She
NEVER calls you. She NEVER buys you any
gifts. She’s NEVER emotionally available. She NEVER takes you out or even offers to pay for half the meal. She NEVER apologises. She is NEVER wrong. She NEVER compliments you. She’ll NEVER give up anything for you or the family. She’ll NEVER compromise. I can NEVER
say this enough…..NEVER hook up with this
kind of woman!
There’s this other sister whose favourite song is “Just as I am, without one plea…” The only thing is, she’s not singing it in the original gospel version. Like “Mount Zion which cannot be removeth,” her favourite mantra is “you met me like this and this is how I’ll always be!” and she’ll never love you enough to compromise or change to make you happy. It doesn’t matter if
you own a boutique…her skimpy clothes will stay. Don’t bother enrolling her in evening school; her broken grammar will do just fine.
That you’re an accountant that can help her with financial advice on saving and investing makes no difference- her money is her own to throw away as she wishes. I can only ask; bros, whence goeth thou?
I am sure I have by no means exhausted the list; the above are the commonest I could think of. Don’t be like Macbeth whose wife pushed him to commit heinous crimes.
Recently, I heard a popular song by KCee, a Nigerian artiste, in which he pleaded with a girl, saying “oya make we go limpopo…..let me be your maga tonight.” The Limpopo I know is a
South Africanprovince and a maga is a fool. So unless your name is Kcee and you’re a fool who likes visiting places in South Africa, then don’t let yourself be “mumutized” by any woman.

*hisses*

Harbosede02: *hisses*

U've been warned

gals for vex for u gan

Well said Op



#TeamSayNoToMaterialBitches

I wish all guys sud read nd understand this.Girls are just bitches......but am a sharp player frm my childhood.

stolen topic

Ok we have hear

The nigerian girls won't feel happy about this topic

The nigerian boys will keep falling mugu even after reading this thread, simply cause they've been indoctrinated with sermon that you have to spend on girl in order to 'get' her

I blame both genders/the society for this mess

after dat gal cald nneka merem'ife.........av learnt 2 put my money in mia pocket.

Harbosede02: *hisses*

Didn't you read the topic?
@OP Couldn't have been better said.

*yawns* am a lady oh bt i must applauad u for dis.well done oh. I knw am nt into any of those tins listed above.

We don hear.

lynpetra: We don hear.

lyn will never hear word.when did u become a guy.

Monstertrucks: lyn will never hear word.when did u become a guy.

She be hermaphrodite

fabulousfortune: She be hermaphrodite

Just wakaing passing. Can a naked girl come inside

Temismith: Just wakaing passing. Can a naked girl come inside

feel free...



Quickly unzips trouser while She's not watching

Monstertrucks: lyn will never hear word.when did u become a guy.

.Una just dey open thread dey insult ladies since abiNo wahala,our turn go still come.

fabulousfortune: She be hermaphrodite

Chop dog Shiite there

.

Now Playing: Psquare ft MayD and Akon- Chop my money

Pls,can i atleast peep?

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Funy post

Harbosede02: *hisses*

Dragged her out of the thread, not even listening as she begs with her b**bs all bare!

Khalessi: I can never date a Nigerian man.

Agreed! You will get married to one! Mark my words..

lynpetra:
Chop dog Shiite there

Fùck u

Waspy: Now Playing: Psquare ft MayD and Akon- Chop my money

Hehehe abi na una fellow guy talk this one oh

fabulousfortune: Fùck u

UCHU!!!