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Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 7:23pm On Nov 24, 2008
vescucci:

@ Stillwater. Sure you're not a dimwit. You don't answer what's up with what's up do you? And Victor Hugo? He's nobody really, not a big deal, just one of the greatest writers that ever lived! Check Les Miserables and Hunchback of NotreDame. Haven't read that one, but I saw it made into a cartoon.


Lol. You're something. Yeah I watched Hunchback of Notredame. Thanks for enlightening me. cheesy
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 9:01pm On Nov 24, 2008
@Vesc
Is it that obvious?

Rant; so i hav being caught
The 30 year old virgin
Yes a virgin i am
The first time hasnt ever happened
With,me,the rush that accompanies her response to me
The look,as i hold her gaze
The scent that lingers after her
A virgin can only live through other people.s
Experience as i have,through,goatee,through fari
I have  gleaned,tell me they don't,observe i do
Being a virgin dint feel like a burden till of recent
How does it feel?
What sensations go with it?
Would outsiders feel it
Would i die in its estacy

A virgin.s fear
A virgin.s thirst
A virgin to being in love and being loved in return, 30 years, its scary




or what were you thinking?
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 9:03pm On Nov 24, 2008
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 9:16pm On Nov 24, 2008
i was thinking u been lying ur ass off in the name of a rant
guess u werent afterall undecided
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 1:36am On Nov 25, 2008
or what were you thinking?

Hmmm, sexual frustration? undecided
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 10:12am On Nov 25, 2008
Have you ever had a rant,

where you cannot find words for it

im still a bit annoyed, but hopefully it would simmer in a minute

Words used to be my best friends, now i cant find them Anywhere cry cry

they have deserted me at my lowest point

A friend in need, indeed!
Re: My Book Of Rants! by iice(f): 10:27am On Nov 25, 2008
Granson. Granma doesn't rant tongue not in public anyways tongue
But enjoy cheesy
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 1:09pm On Nov 25, 2008
StephenP's interview here

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-191518.768.html


grin grin grin

Still, i din't remember to respond to u

No show with ariblaze yet o sad
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 2:47pm On Nov 25, 2008
@tgirl

oh well
a rant coming soon undecided
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 3:16pm On Nov 25, 2008
Prinseca,

what is ur problem

I don't think Still sounds anything like Prin undecided
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 3:41pm On Nov 25, 2008
princesa is just a username i chose
not a title or something
so leave it at that
cos am not a whitewashed prin sad
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 7:46pm On Nov 25, 2008
Hehehe

Sori if I was harsh. The post is meant 4 Still, when she reads it she wil understand
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 10:10pm On Nov 25, 2008
word desertation

that i am aware of

dont worry it would come back

today

a day

of seeing open roads

setout this morning out of boredom

the road just invited me

revolution after revolution

she and i made

merged as one

vibrations from us both were in sync

thacther was on her best behaviour today

looking sexy and hot, many a people

who saw us, took a second look

with envy in their faces, but who cares?

i am past caring

me and her,just suit

i loved ever minute, i would relive every minute

56minutes into it

i saw


ibadan 30kilometres more!

what!

it was supposed to just be a shortride

whatever brought me here


my mother would kill me if she hears

ari-- you rode a bike to ibadan?
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 10:39pm On Nov 25, 2008
shocked ill be ur mom n ask u
ariblaze!
did u ride a bike to ibadan?
with all the robbers,
n deadly roads!!!! shocked
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 10:49pm On Nov 25, 2008
A R I B L A Z E tongue


I dint have u on my original list cos i din't know much about u then, but now i'm putting u on d list. How far now?

Stillwater is asking too wink
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 1:57pm On Nov 26, 2008
@tgirl
try specifying
undecided

@ariblaze
cool
but dint sound much like a rant oh smiley
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 2:36pm On Nov 26, 2008
ok

i hears you

i would try and put into account your taste for gore

next time


tired

the next step fails me
confusion sets in
what need i do?
should i walk or not walk?
i am too smittened to sweep this all
under the rug
like a cancer,she has eaten deep within me
but unlike cancer,chemo isnt an option
i want to take.
her presence i feel
stalk her,i have refused to
a recipe for hurt it would be
why can't i be unpeturbed?
why can't i just shrug it off
why can't i just be tough


why do i start bumbling when
its about emotions
why cant i just be like the doctor
cold unfeeling and undisturbed?
why can't i go for someone
who sends me much more than i her?

why can't men just be
without wanting women?
when would a man feel
complete without a woman?

why should a man pine for a woman


aha kilode?

its time for change
status quo
has to be differed now

its going to be a new order now
if you don't send me i don't send you(who sang that song?)

i am going to step into my boots now
no more walking barefooted
no more cuts in my foot
no more moist from the grass
no more coarse from the sand
no more scorch from the heat
i don't want to feel the warmth or the cold of the earth
i just want my own comfy shoes


i want me
emotions in the cooler
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 2:41pm On Nov 26, 2008
is that gory
not enough for me though cool
make it more bloodier, more deadlier
something to make me flinch
you know like you started out doing in the first place wink
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 2:51pm On Nov 26, 2008
lol

gore would come

lemmie consult within

i had lost the zang

but i guess its time to get it back

time to stop whining and start

bullying

time to stop cowering and start towering

time to leave the mush for the gore

time for the blaze within to arise::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::










disclaimer:this isnt about you(you know who you are)
Re: My Book Of Rants! by HRhotness(f): 4:49pm On Nov 26, 2008
Get over it!

Moving on, starting over, letting go

Different phrases same meaning,

leave me the hell alone!

I tried, we failed

Lets call it a day!

I’m sick of this game

I don’t wanna play anymore

I really am over it!
Re: My Book Of Rants! by omoovie(f): 4:50pm On Nov 26, 2008
Bah
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 5:58pm On Nov 26, 2008
Lol. Interesting!

Don't ignore me ariblaze.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 6:30pm On Nov 26, 2008
omoovie now someone did cross the line undecided
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 11:14pm On Nov 26, 2008
ooook

Someone let it all out

Group hug for our sister

Yeah huddle closer

Decided to go watch
The match out tonight
Should have stayed at home
My heart the team broke
Whats there,kick the freaking leather
In between two sticks,but no,they are too
rich to be bothered
To make things worse
A very silly chap was just all lousy
Saying crap n crap

To find purchase
And a vent
A good portion of my lager
Became his shampoo
For extra measure
Quenched the embers of the dying cigar
On the shampooed hair
If felt good,but not satisifying enough
Thus his lower lips i pulled
Turned like a doorknob
Saying ever so gently to him
If you want the icu tonight
Please react,like a gentle boy.
He sat still

Poooooooooo

Refrees whistle snap me out of my daydream
Chelsea 1 whateva 1
And the guffaw of the louse was louder than ever,gash i would so love to act my thougts
On him:::::::


But not today
Today i brood
For a failing promise of a team
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 1:49am On Nov 27, 2008
<<Group Hug>>

Omoovie n all

smiley smiley smiley
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 10:38am On Nov 27, 2008
so am a monster

So am bigger than her

So female she is

Who cares?maybe you

Certainly not me

The bitch had it coming

Dropping into

My house unanounced

And certainly uninvited

With her friends

Warnings i dropped

For her to leave because

The only other option would

Be violence and odds are she

Would be worse off or dead!

But court with the blaze

She had to,i hit her hard

So hard my hands hurt

The force was so much

My hands hurt,i dint have to hear

Anything break,i had her mangled

For added satisfaction,i stepped on her

A sound dint escape the now lifeless body

that would teach you not to come to my house

Not to flirt with me,certainly not to touch my body


Because you see i hate what you remind me of,

I hate the pain you caused me and i hate you

For what you are
















A


MOsquito
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Moyola(f): 10:41am On Nov 27, 2008
uhhmn
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 3:12pm On Nov 27, 2008
hmm, more like it cheesy
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 3:16pm On Nov 27, 2008
undecided
i thot i had a wife murderer on my hands grin
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 3:17pm On Nov 27, 2008
Y'all been ranting away, huh?

Been awhile. I'm back on special orders from sir Rantalot. Without much ado I'll write this stuff that's been simmering in my mind awhile.

John Smith thinks he has died and gone to hell.

Stupid.
He wondered why stupid people lived so long.
If you beg to differ, you’ll only prove his point that you’re stupid.
Only stupid people beg to differ.

Only a stupid race would believe it’s darkest just before dawn.
If the sun is overhead by noon, John Smith calculated, it’ll be underneath by midnight.
Thus it’ll be darkest by the witching hour, a good five hours from dawn.
Stupid.

Cream will always rise to the top, they say.
Of course, it will.
It’s less viscous.
Stupid.

How about a journey of a thousand miles beginning in a step?
Stupid twits don’t ever employ a compass.
They merely hope to get to Mars through Venus from Earth.
Stupid.

Stupid people make an icon of Jack, the ripper they know naught of.
Just for ending the lives of a handful of prostitutes a hundred twenty years ago.
Just because he did this with surgical precision, they fear him till this day.
Stupid.

Another stupid thing they call Sarcasm.
I just turned Jane Doe’s eternal smile eternally upside down.
How’s that for sarcasm.
Stupid.

Her blood is icky.
Probably from too much smiling.
This must be hell.
It’s over 40oC in here.
Damn.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 3:21pm On Nov 27, 2008
shocked grin kiss kiss kiss cheesy smiley
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 3:33pm On Nov 27, 2008
thanks for granting my request

as usual, you blow our minds apart

i started reading your writeup confused

and ended up lost

you have to be a true genius to do that to me







bluespice:






it was designed to make you set out thinking that way
undecided
i thot i had a wife murderer on my hands grin

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