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Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 7:23pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
vescucci: Lol. You're something. Yeah I watched Hunchback of Notredame. Thanks for enlightening me. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 9:01pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
@Vesc Is it that obvious? Rant; so i hav being caught The 30 year old virgin Yes a virgin i am The first time hasnt ever happened With,me,the rush that accompanies her response to me The look,as i hold her gaze The scent that lingers after her A virgin can only live through other people.s Experience as i have,through,goatee,through fari I have gleaned,tell me they don't,observe i do Being a virgin dint feel like a burden till of recent How does it feel? What sensations go with it? Would outsiders feel it Would i die in its estacy A virgin.s fear A virgin.s thirst A virgin to being in love and being loved in return, 30 years, its scary or what were you thinking? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 9:03pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 9:16pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
i was thinking u been lying ur ass off in the name of a rant guess u werent afterall |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 1:36am On Nov 25, 2008 |
or what were you thinking? Hmmm, sexual frustration? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 10:12am On Nov 25, 2008 |
Have you ever had a rant, where you cannot find words for it im still a bit annoyed, but hopefully it would simmer in a minute Words used to be my best friends, now i cant find them Anywhere they have deserted me at my lowest point A friend in need, indeed! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by iice(f): 10:27am On Nov 25, 2008 |
Granson. Granma doesn't rant not in public anyways But enjoy |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 1:09pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
StephenP's interview here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-191518.768.html Still, i din't remember to respond to u No show with ariblaze yet o |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 2:47pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
@tgirl oh well a rant coming soon |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 3:16pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
Prinseca, what is ur problem I don't think Still sounds anything like Prin |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 3:41pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
princesa is just a username i chose not a title or something so leave it at that cos am not a whitewashed prin |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 7:46pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
Hehehe Sori if I was harsh. The post is meant 4 Still, when she reads it she wil understand |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 10:10pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
word desertation that i am aware of dont worry it would come back today a day of seeing open roads setout this morning out of boredom the road just invited me revolution after revolution she and i made merged as one vibrations from us both were in sync thacther was on her best behaviour today looking sexy and hot, many a people who saw us, took a second look with envy in their faces, but who cares? i am past caring me and her,just suit i loved ever minute, i would relive every minute 56minutes into it i saw ibadan 30kilometres more! what! it was supposed to just be a shortride whatever brought me here my mother would kill me if she hears ari-- you rode a bike to ibadan? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 10:39pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
ill be ur mom n ask u ariblaze! did u ride a bike to ibadan? with all the robbers, n deadly roads!!!! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 10:49pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
A R I B L A Z E I dint have u on my original list cos i din't know much about u then, but now i'm putting u on d list. How far now? Stillwater is asking too |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 1:57pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
@tgirl try specifying @ariblaze cool but dint sound much like a rant oh |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 2:36pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
ok i hears you i would try and put into account your taste for gore next time tired the next step fails me confusion sets in what need i do? should i walk or not walk? i am too smittened to sweep this all under the rug like a cancer,she has eaten deep within me but unlike cancer,chemo isnt an option i want to take. her presence i feel stalk her,i have refused to a recipe for hurt it would be why can't i be unpeturbed? why can't i just shrug it off why can't i just be tough why do i start bumbling when its about emotions why cant i just be like the doctor cold unfeeling and undisturbed? why can't i go for someone who sends me much more than i her? why can't men just be without wanting women? when would a man feel complete without a woman? why should a man pine for a woman aha kilode? its time for change status quo has to be differed now its going to be a new order now if you don't send me i don't send you(who sang that song?) i am going to step into my boots now no more walking barefooted no more cuts in my foot no more moist from the grass no more coarse from the sand no more scorch from the heat i don't want to feel the warmth or the cold of the earth i just want my own comfy shoes i want me emotions in the cooler |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 2:41pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
is that gory not enough for me though make it more bloodier, more deadlier something to make me flinch you know like you started out doing in the first place |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 2:51pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
lol gore would come lemmie consult within i had lost the zang but i guess its time to get it back time to stop whining and start bullying time to stop cowering and start towering time to leave the mush for the gore time for the blaze within to arise:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: disclaimer:this isnt about you(you know who you are) |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by HRhotness(f): 4:49pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
Get over it! Moving on, starting over, letting go Different phrases same meaning, leave me the hell alone! I tried, we failed Lets call it a day! I’m sick of this game I don’t wanna play anymore I really am over it! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by omoovie(f): 4:50pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
Bah |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 5:58pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
Lol. Interesting! Don't ignore me ariblaze. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 6:30pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
omoovie now someone did cross the line |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 11:14pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
ooook Someone let it all out Group hug for our sister Yeah huddle closer Decided to go watch The match out tonight Should have stayed at home My heart the team broke Whats there,kick the freaking leather In between two sticks,but no,they are too rich to be bothered To make things worse A very silly chap was just all lousy Saying crap n crap To find purchase And a vent A good portion of my lager Became his shampoo For extra measure Quenched the embers of the dying cigar On the shampooed hair If felt good,but not satisifying enough Thus his lower lips i pulled Turned like a doorknob Saying ever so gently to him If you want the icu tonight Please react,like a gentle boy. He sat still Poooooooooo Refrees whistle snap me out of my daydream Chelsea 1 whateva 1 And the guffaw of the louse was louder than ever,gash i would so love to act my thougts On him::::::: But not today Today i brood For a failing promise of a team |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 1:49am On Nov 27, 2008 |
<<Group Hug>> Omoovie n all |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 10:38am On Nov 27, 2008 |
so am a monster So am bigger than her So female she is Who cares?maybe you Certainly not me The bitch had it coming Dropping into My house unanounced And certainly uninvited With her friends Warnings i dropped For her to leave because The only other option would Be violence and odds are she Would be worse off or dead! But court with the blaze She had to,i hit her hard So hard my hands hurt The force was so much My hands hurt,i dint have to hear Anything break,i had her mangled For added satisfaction,i stepped on her A sound dint escape the now lifeless body that would teach you not to come to my house Not to flirt with me,certainly not to touch my body Because you see i hate what you remind me of, I hate the pain you caused me and i hate you For what you are A MOsquito |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Moyola(f): 10:41am On Nov 27, 2008 |
uhhmn |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 3:12pm On Nov 27, 2008 |
hmm, more like it |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 3:16pm On Nov 27, 2008 |
i thot i had a wife murderer on my hands |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 3:17pm On Nov 27, 2008 |
Y'all been ranting away, huh? Been awhile. I'm back on special orders from sir Rantalot. Without much ado I'll write this stuff that's been simmering in my mind awhile. John Smith thinks he has died and gone to hell. Stupid. He wondered why stupid people lived so long. If you beg to differ, you’ll only prove his point that you’re stupid. Only stupid people beg to differ. Only a stupid race would believe it’s darkest just before dawn. If the sun is overhead by noon, John Smith calculated, it’ll be underneath by midnight. Thus it’ll be darkest by the witching hour, a good five hours from dawn. Stupid. Cream will always rise to the top, they say. Of course, it will. It’s less viscous. Stupid. How about a journey of a thousand miles beginning in a step? Stupid twits don’t ever employ a compass. They merely hope to get to Mars through Venus from Earth. Stupid. Stupid people make an icon of Jack, the ripper they know naught of. Just for ending the lives of a handful of prostitutes a hundred twenty years ago. Just because he did this with surgical precision, they fear him till this day. Stupid. Another stupid thing they call Sarcasm. I just turned Jane Doe’s eternal smile eternally upside down. How’s that for sarcasm. Stupid. Her blood is icky. Probably from too much smiling. This must be hell. It’s over 40oC in here. Damn. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 3:21pm On Nov 27, 2008 |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 3:33pm On Nov 27, 2008 |
thanks for granting my request as usual, you blow our minds apart i started reading your writeup confused and ended up lost you have to be a true genius to do that to me bluespice: |
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