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Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 11:08am On Nov 22, 2008 |
Lol @ Gamine, what happened to gaminechic. . . @ Princesa, I'm no angry spirit. I derive satisfaction in what i do cos my fulfilness lies in a greater. What i can't change i adjust to. . . And i live my life in peace and gratitude |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by yicob(m): 11:17am On Nov 22, 2008 |
Na ku ana? Yaya de? Na gejia? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 11:19am On Nov 22, 2008 |
well good you have a rosy life ahead of you |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 12:22pm On Nov 22, 2008 |
lol tgirl Dont turn to persona non grata here Gamine,cant take the rant out of you Lets hear your own version Afterall its your pain too You got me spot on with having something and then losing it just like that Adaptation to life afresh becomes a bitch Its being 5years since that time for me And i still feel the impact Princesa,heel gurl heel |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 2:05pm On Nov 22, 2008 |
@Princesa, It was fun, watever happened to everybody. time changes yesterday. @Tgirl, Gaminechic, well go figgar My Rant, yeah happens all the time i get attached too quickly and when i lose something, its like the end of the world the good thing is, i spring back up pretty fast too. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 2:06pm On Nov 22, 2008 |
Tossing and turning. Shifting memories of my fingers scratching the earth Asking questions of the dirt And I know that it's privy to no answers I feel smothered I feel like I must document this fleeting moment Not for posterity sake Not even for my name Or my lineage Nothing that pretentious I must type my smoky thoughts into my phone, 3am in the morning for absolutely no reason There you go, my first rant |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 2:51pm On Nov 22, 2008 |
IT WASNT THAT GORY SHA @gamine oh well times change, the only constant thing |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 2:58pm On Nov 22, 2008 |
Vesc, Princesa, ya you know its a paradox. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by TynaTyla: 3:29pm On Nov 22, 2008 |
Only Today So I got a query today due to my lackadaisical attitude to work it did say Well don’t know about dereliction of duty but sure I’ve been lazy, Lately, cos my minds all cloudy, and hazy Then comes this query, Packed with classical verbosity, left me full of lugubrious animosity, seeking an outlet for all this hostility while fighting off my lachrymose sensitivity, glaring at Mr. “miserly Stanley” who unfortunately is not been stingy with his wordy query Could have let on rudely, and not in the least lightly but I’m still an employee so I must go easy, retreat reluctantly, while still hurting deeply Next I’m going crazy Now waging war against self is outright brutality yet I’ll hand the blame to my mind only, as its been busy lately, skillfully driving me crazy pushy, bossy, taking away my sanity Can’t give in already, must evade fatality elude these bouts that’s even kind of clumsy, with fingers slippery greasy, naughty, taunting, clingy and yes so unfriendly But now you must let me go, let me rise from this “low”, these bouts of depressions NO I must take control. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 4:03pm On Nov 22, 2008 |
Oh my! Tyna, you almost gave me a heart erhm attack! i thought you stole something i wrote because your first lines, are exactly what i wrote when i got my query So I got a query today but your lines are tighter easy. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 4:26pm On Nov 22, 2008 |
nice one girl but you should have kicked his but too |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by DarkRxn(f): 5:10pm On Nov 22, 2008 |
I woke up with a Pound and a pang of pain That ricocheted back /forth on my frontal bone I stretched , twisted, and pulled Caught in a rival war with my covers and pillows With enough energy to get out of bed But not enough to sustain my weight on my feet I stumbled, unable to catch myself I fell face flat on my carpet What is it? Why am I so angry? Is it worth it? Tears roll in bundles Down my frozen cheek With the back of my hands I swiped the salty drops off my cheek Walked my way into the kitchen Walked with might in front of my enemies Dammit, why is the toaster giving me the eerie look Arrg, stop it!! Stop Ok, that’s it I told it as I banged it on the floor That’s what you get I wavered right and left As missiles of dizziness shot at me from every angle I can’t do this, I can’t Another rolls of tears Unstoppable, pooled around my feet. Ok, now that’s it. I’m done with it Things are just not what they seem But will they ever? Alone, cold, frigid It’s not a must It could be a possibility But why enforce it? Anywaz, who cares? Who is even there to care? Who knows? When I have not cried for help Nobody can hear me And still, the pain continue to throb |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 5:15pm On Nov 22, 2008 |
mehn Something must be wrong in this world ranting was never this good |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 7:03pm On Nov 22, 2008 |
there is noting wrong with the world Your eyes just got opened Congratulations Am positively impressed Peoples welcome Welcome to our world of rants Ps.if you get queried Staple the monfos nuts to the desk If the devil is a she Well put chewing gum in her hair Gamine;thot you was a student? Princesa:havent felt your famous rag Vesc:its addictive init?. Dark rxn; welcome hope to feel more energy from you |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 7:10pm On Nov 22, 2008 |
LOL. I am a Student , i work ALSO Thats Life, innit The candle burns on both ends paradox, i love. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 9:01pm On Nov 22, 2008 |
@ ariblaze, Lol. I don't understand u o. @ Gamine, welldone u hia. . . |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Moyola(f): 12:33am On Nov 23, 2008 |
9ice!!! y'all shuld keep it kumink |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by omoovie(f): 3:02pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
Bah |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 4:34pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
Nice one o!! Lovely, Lovely! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 5:34pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
ranthalon! It's a ranting frenzy on in here! Rant along! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 5:53pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
So where is your rant? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 6:45pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
I don't just rant The rant has to come to me. Ok lemme see. Vesc: What's up? Dimwit: What's up? Vesc: "What's up" is not what's up! Dimwit: Huh? Vesc: "What's up" is not what's up! When I say what's up, you either tell me what's up or shut up. See? Both end with up. But they're not interchangeable. Dimwit: Dude, you crazy! Vesc: I don't answer what's up with what's up Dimwit: Yeah? Well, you're crazy since that matters to you that much Vesc: You probably think Adrian Monk is crazy Dimwit: D'uh Vesc: What about Victor Hugo? Dimwit: Never heard of him Vesc: Fitzgerald? Dimwit: Which one? Vesc: Which one do you know Dimwit: Uh, none? Vesc: I'm going home. That was for Gamine. Hope it makes any sense |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 7:02pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
Ha ha he he You so Crazy! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by omoovie(f): 10:39pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
Gamine: THANK U! vescucci: Wtheck?! That was the best rant dialogue ever! ROFL. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 1:10am On Nov 24, 2008 |
I'm not a dimwit but who's Victor Hugo? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by iice(f): 1:52am On Nov 24, 2008 |
just passing through Rofl Vesc ahehehehehe Stillwater Grandson You iz fine right? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 12:49pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
gran Am good When would you givearant? Monday morning People look fresh After a refreshing weekend Smiles on faces Looking crisp and fresh The rat race which was on pause over The weekend,suddenly picks up with a frenzy Suddenly,the 3rd starts getting over 3million Customers daily The island becomes deadlocked The beast with comes to fore again But not me No,narie,rara,mba Me,am wornout Am stressed out I am in a bunch Tired,twisted dry Me,worked non stop Since wednesday Me,a glorified slave Me about to snap Me on the verge of hysteria Me,not happy Me,looking tired Me,wanna go home Me,feeling downcast Me,very hungry Me not happy |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 1:56pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
@ Stillwater. Sure you're not a dimwit. You don't answer what's up with what's up do you? And Victor Hugo? He's nobody really, not a big deal, just one of the greatest writers that ever lived! Check Les Miserables and Hunchback of NotreDame. Haven't read that one, but I saw it made into a cartoon. @Ariblaze, dude you need to get laid or something. A man can take only so much. U're about to blow. @Gamine, anything for you eh? @iice, anything plus anything for you eh? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 3:18pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
i hate mondays but am glad to be back to this avenue to vent my anger on some individual i have a pent up emotion on thinking on who else i need to brutalize with my words but kudos to all rantalot in the house later sha |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 3:25pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
what began as a game ended in a minute never felt so hollow after manipulating u u are supposed to do the same idiot! we were in it together remember? now they wonder why i have nothing for feelings and emotions they just complicate issues more than necessary i cant even bring myself to hate u ur less than a human its such a pity down with emotions! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 5:16pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
that made my day |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 7:15pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
Wow! i had a rant all prepared, but right now i only have a few lingering thoughts left. Hmmph, You know, sometimes you make plans, you project your future its all going well, Then suddenly its out of your hands, you have to depend on someone if so, so, so and so, dosnt do, so so and so, i will not be able to do, so so and so and you keep waiting for SO! Gosh! i am going to take the reins and gallop to where my heart leads its my life and its too short to be burdened down by so, so and so |
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