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Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 11:08am On Nov 22, 2008
Lol
@ Gamine, what happened to gaminechic. . .


@ Princesa,
I'm no angry spirit.
I derive satisfaction in what i do cos my fulfilness lies in a greater.
What i can't change i adjust to. . .
And i live my life in peace and gratitude
Re: My Book Of Rants! by yicob(m): 11:17am On Nov 22, 2008
Na ku ana? Yaya de? Na gejia?
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 11:19am On Nov 22, 2008
well good you have a rosy life ahead of you undecided
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 12:22pm On Nov 22, 2008
lol tgirl

Dont turn to persona non grata here

Gamine,cant take the rant out of you


Lets hear your own version

Afterall its your pain too

You got me spot on with having something and then losing it just like that

Adaptation to life afresh becomes a bitch

Its being 5years since that time for me
And i still feel the impact


Princesa,heel gurl heel
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 2:05pm On Nov 22, 2008
@Princesa,

It was fun, watever happened to everybody.

time changes yesterday.

@Tgirl,

Gaminechic, well go figgar undecided


My Rant,

yeah happens all the time

i get attached too quickly

and when i lose something, its like the end of the world

the good thing is,

i spring back up pretty fast too.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 2:06pm On Nov 22, 2008
Tossing and turning.

Shifting memories of my fingers scratching the earth

Asking questions of the dirt

And I know that it's privy to no answers

I feel smothered

I feel like I must document this fleeting moment

Not for posterity sake

Not even for my name

Or my lineage

Nothing that pretentious

I must type my smoky thoughts into my phone, 3am in the morning for absolutely no reason


There you go, my first rant  grin
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 2:51pm On Nov 22, 2008
IT WASNT THAT GORY SHA sad


@gamine
oh well
times change, the only constant thing smiley
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 2:58pm On Nov 22, 2008
Vesc,

gorLovely grin

Princesa,

ya you know

its a paradox.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by TynaTyla: 3:29pm On Nov 22, 2008
Only Today

So I got a query today
due to my lackadaisical attitude to work it did say
Well don’t know about dereliction of duty
but sure I’ve been lazy,
Lately,
cos my minds all cloudy,
and hazy

Then comes this query,
Packed with classical verbosity,
left me full of lugubrious animosity,
seeking an outlet for all this hostility
while fighting off my lachrymose sensitivity,
glaring at Mr. “miserly Stanley”
who unfortunately
is not been stingy
with his wordy query
Could have let on rudely,
and not in the least lightly
but I’m still an employee
so I must go easy,
retreat reluctantly,
while still hurting deeply

Next I’m going crazy
Now waging war against self is outright brutality
yet I’ll hand the blame to my mind only,
as its been busy lately,
skillfully
driving me crazy
pushy, bossy,
taking away my sanity

Can’t give in already,
must evade fatality
elude these bouts that’s even kind of clumsy,
with fingers slippery
greasy, naughty,
taunting, clingy
and yes so unfriendly

But now you must let me go,
let me rise from this “low”,
these bouts of depressions NO
I must take control.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 4:03pm On Nov 22, 2008
Oh my! shocked

Tyna, you almost gave me a heart erhm attack!

i thought you stole something i wrote

because your first lines, are exactly what i wrote when i got my query

So I got a query today
due to my lackadaisical attitude to work it did say
Well don’t know about dereliction of duty
but sure I’ve been lazy,
Lately,
because my minds all cloudy,
and hazy

but your lines are tighter

easy.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 4:26pm On Nov 22, 2008
nice one girl
but you should have kicked his but too angry
Re: My Book Of Rants! by DarkRxn(f): 5:10pm On Nov 22, 2008
I woke up with a Pound and a pang of pain
That ricocheted back /forth on my frontal bone
I stretched , twisted, and pulled
Caught in a rival war with my covers and pillows

With enough energy to get out of bed
But not enough to sustain my weight on my feet
I stumbled, unable to catch myself
I fell face flat on my carpet

What is it?
Why am I so angry?
Is it worth it?
Tears roll in bundles
Down my frozen cheek

With the back of my hands
I swiped the salty drops off my cheek
Walked my way into the kitchen
Walked with might in front of my enemies

Dammit, why is the toaster giving me the eerie look
Arrg, stop it!! Stop
Ok, that’s it
I told it as I banged it on the floor
That’s what you get

I wavered right and left
As missiles of dizziness shot at me from every angle
I can’t do this, I can’t
Another rolls of tears
Unstoppable, pooled around my feet.

Ok, now that’s it.
I’m done with it
Things are just not what they seem
But will they ever?

Alone, cold, frigid
It’s not a must
It could be a possibility
But why enforce it?

Anywaz, who cares?
Who is even there to care?
Who knows?
When I have not cried for help
Nobody can hear me

And still, the pain continue to throb
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 5:15pm On Nov 22, 2008


mehn

Something must be wrong in this world

ranting was never this good grin
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 7:03pm On Nov 22, 2008
there is noting wrong with the world

Your eyes just got opened

Congratulations

Am positively impressed



Peoples welcome

Welcome to our world of rants



Ps.if you get queried
Staple the monfos nuts to the desk
If the devil is a she
Well put chewing gum in her hair




Gamine;thot you was a student?
Princesa:havent felt your famous rag
Vesc:its addictive init?.
Dark rxn; welcome hope to feel more energy from you
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 7:10pm On Nov 22, 2008
LOL.

I am a Student grin, i work ALSO grin

Thats Life, innit

The candle burns on both ends

paradox, i love.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 9:01pm On Nov 22, 2008
@ ariblaze,
Lol. I don't understand u o.

@ Gamine, welldone u hia. . .
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Moyola(f): 12:33am On Nov 23, 2008
9ice!!!

y'all shuld keep it kumink cool
Re: My Book Of Rants! by omoovie(f): 3:02pm On Nov 23, 2008
Bah
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 4:34pm On Nov 23, 2008
shocked

grin

Nice one o!!

Lovely, Lovely!
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 5:34pm On Nov 23, 2008
ranthalon! It's a ranting frenzy on in here! Rant along!
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 5:53pm On Nov 23, 2008
So where is your rant? undecided
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 6:45pm On Nov 23, 2008
I don't just rant
The rant has to come to me.
Ok lemme see.

Vesc: What's up?
Dimwit: What's up?
Vesc: "What's up" is not what's up!
Dimwit: Huh?
Vesc: "What's up" is not what's up! When I say what's up, you either tell me what's up or shut up. See? Both end with up. But they're not interchangeable.
Dimwit: Dude, you crazy!
Vesc: I don't answer what's up with what's up
Dimwit: Yeah? Well, you're crazy since that matters to you that much
Vesc: You probably think Adrian Monk is crazy
Dimwit: D'uh
Vesc: What about Victor Hugo?
Dimwit: Never heard of him
Vesc: Fitzgerald?
Dimwit: Which one?
Vesc: Which one do you know
Dimwit: Uh, none?
Vesc: I'm going home.

That was for Gamine. Hope it makes any sense
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 7:02pm On Nov 23, 2008
Ha ha he he

You so Crazy! grin
Re: My Book Of Rants! by omoovie(f): 10:39pm On Nov 23, 2008
Gamine:

shocked

grin

Nice one o!!

Lovely, Lovely!

THANK U!

vescucci:

I don't just rant
The rant has to come to me.
Ok let me see.

Vesc: What's up?
Dimwit: What's up?
Vesc: "What's up" is not what's up!
Dimwit: Huh?
Vesc: "What's up" is not what's up! When I say what's up, you either tell me what's up or shut up. See? Both end with up. But they're not interchangeable.
Dimwit: Dude, you crazy!
Vesc: I don't answer what's up with what's up
Dimwit: Yeah? Well, you're crazy since that matters to you that much
Vesc: You probably think Adrian Monk is crazy
Dimwit: D'uh
Vesc: What about Victor Hugo?
Dimwit: Never heard of him
Vesc: Fitzgerald?
Dimwit: Which one?
Vesc: Which one do you know
Dimwit: Uh, none?
Vesc: I'm going home.

That was for Gamine. Hope it makes any sense

Wtheck?! That was the best rant dialogue ever! ROFL.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 1:10am On Nov 24, 2008
I'm not a dimwit but who's Victor Hugo? lipsrsealed
Re: My Book Of Rants! by iice(f): 1:52am On Nov 24, 2008
just passing through tongue

Rofl Vesc ahehehehehe grin grin

Stillwater lipsrsealed


Grandson grin grin
You iz fine right? smiley
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 12:49pm On Nov 24, 2008
gran

Am good

When would you givearant?

Monday morning

People look fresh
After a refreshing weekend
Smiles on faces
Looking crisp and fresh
The rat race which was on pause over
The weekend,suddenly picks up with a frenzy
Suddenly,the 3rd starts getting over 3million
Customers daily
The island becomes deadlocked
The beast with comes to fore again




But not me
No,narie,rara,mba

Me,am wornout
Am stressed out
I am in a bunch
Tired,twisted dry
Me,worked non stop
Since wednesday
Me,a glorified slave
Me about to snap
Me on the verge of hysteria
Me,not happy
Me,looking tired
Me,wanna go home
Me,feeling downcast
Me,very hungry
Me not happy
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 1:56pm On Nov 24, 2008
@ Stillwater. Sure you're not a dimwit. You don't answer what's up with what's up do you? And Victor Hugo? He's nobody really, not a big deal, just one of the greatest writers that ever lived! Check Les Miserables and Hunchback of NotreDame. Haven't read that one, but I saw it made into a cartoon.

@Ariblaze, dude you need to get laid or something. A man can take only so much. U're about to blow.

@Gamine, anything for you eh?

@iice, anything plus anything for you eh?
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 3:18pm On Nov 24, 2008
i hate mondays angry
but am glad to be back cool
to this avenue to vent my anger on some individual i have a pent up emotion on
thinking on who else i need to brutalize with my words
but kudos to all rantalot in the house
later sha smiley
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 3:25pm On Nov 24, 2008
what began as a game
ended in a minute
never felt so hollow after manipulating u
u are supposed to do the same idiot! angry
we were in it together remember?
now they wonder why i have nothing for feelings and emotions
they just complicate issues more than necessary angry
i cant even bring myself to hate u
ur less than a human
its such a pity
down with emotions! angry angry angry
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 5:16pm On Nov 24, 2008
that made my day cheesy angry
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 7:15pm On Nov 24, 2008
Wow! grin

i had a rant all prepared, but

right now i only have a few lingering thoughts left.

Hmmph,

You know, sometimes you make plans, you project your future

its all going well,

Then suddenly its out of your hands, you have to depend on someone

if so, so, so and so, dosnt do, so so and so, i will not be able to do, so so and so

and you keep waiting for SO!

Gosh!

i am going to take the reins and gallop to where my heart leads

its my life and its too short to be burdened down by so, so and so

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