Make ona fight now or

@ Saucekid
Na who dem dey talk to dey always answer Mu²

@ Ben
Buzy Body u don com again

u wan see fight abi?
@ cool
see ya life . . . . wasted!

@ sauce

see ya own lyfe, ended.

expired life
no chance of regenerating

I don't bandy words with balless guys like u
at least i got a life, where's yours

coolykdat:

Clem u want make i tell everybody say u never introduce your body to soap for the past 26 years

see the way u dey smell like dead body!!

onyara Craze person de dada wey dey for your down below strong pass electric cable

are you serious plz tell us more

@ cool
dont back out . . . . .u want to prove u have balls of steel abi?
i dont blame u,newbie tryin to hit it off,u chose the wrong dude

Ah dn't back out from a fight dude, Its just that I noticed u ain't my class so let me give u som advice,

Go play with the boys, this is the mens section aiignt!

~saucekid bone this cooler-kadet dude, im no reach.

Ben~JJC I totally forgot about u, buzi body no go find work do before dem chase u comot for Ghana with ur Ghana must go

Oloshi gbeborun like u!

~coolykdat oh no you didn't just diss me.

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Diss Ko! Does Ni!

look ben~the~gay, every body dey here to joke, u just dey go around dey find beef

I no get ya time et al

and as far as stupid goes, yo mama still wishes she had just given yo dad a Mouth Gig the night u were concieved.

PLC like u!

what i have been looking for . . a dissin competition

Everyone has the right to be Ugly, but you really abused the priviledge.
By the way, the zoo called, the babboons want their buts backs so you'll have to find a new face.

Gee thanx for the info dude, really appreciate it, I was really getting tired of being a mascot anyway!

oh by the way, before i forget heres yours!

^{**gives ben back his hairy yansh**}

~coolykdat I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Do yourself a favor, get a mirror.

@ ben
okay I'll do just that!

^{**picks up a mirror and looks at it**} aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Damn! I'm uuuggggly!

^{**checks the mirror properly**}


oops! sorry ben it's a framed picture of you!

LOL Nice one

All my days on NLD, I have met a lot of fools, but you coolykdat, you really stand out.


@All ~coolykdat may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. . . He really is an idiot.

@ All

^{**points at Ben**}

And that folks is the PRESIDENT of the IAN (Idiots Association of Nairaland)

**everybody claps**

^{**Ben attempts to take a bow and falls on his head**}

See what I mean

**hiss**
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

@coolykdat You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

Hey man, really would luv to stay n chat but I think I've got to see a bed about a girl.

Don't get too comfy, I'll be right back

and just so u know,

If wishes were horses, u wouldn't know what to do about it!
thats just how stupid u are Ben~Gay

Why should this be on the homepage

@SHOWBOBO
GUY, Y U WAN SHW YASEF 4 HERE??

how people go fill form b4 u see d girl u want friend. na waoo for u ooooo, na how ur pickin fine rich wey person go fill form, na wentin ur daughter get wey person never see b4. peson wey go fill dat form na mumu, big mumu.

 

after all these am sure the father will say "now i can die peacefully"

hello guys, heard 9ice got married on 17th july 2008 pls can anyone confirm this

lol na wey

gunpoint:

@SHOWBOBO
GUY, Y You WAN SHW YASEF 4 HERE??

hmmmm what more can i say

what is this man's gal like?

@Emmy,after filling the form,you go know