hey guys, u all got me cracking,

nice one der
dude u on fire

I think Abby's father should serve this one to ben-jay

~sunej Nnaa why you just dey give me chewing gum macking since yesterday naa ??

lol

hello.i cant append my signature to that witout modifications.

coolykdat is on fire. already dissed three ppl.
ol boy u too much.
@ poster
ur daughter go rotten for ur house

i think you are arabanbi champion not a local champion as they are saying, olenu

wait ooh but what if I be Obj and i want marry the so called man's daughter

Rules will surely change abi no be so?
Na foolish person no know person wey big pass am

Emperoh:

wait ooh but what if I be Obj and i want marry the so called man's daughter

Rules will surely change abi no be so?
Na foolish person no know person wey big pass am

who u pass?

ben~jay:

~sunej Nnaa why you just dey give me chewing gum macking since yesterday naa ??

No vex, na love, How far with our church opening, I wan be treasurer (in charge of tithe and offering)

u have the post

she better be extremely fine o.

@ Post

Chai! This one hard pass JAMB o , na him go marry him daughter be that!

sunej:

No vex, na love, How far with our church opening, I wan be treasurer (in charge of tithe and offering)

Yaa, broda, we don arrange for the white plastic chairs. So na money for altar remain. U fit donate to help our course.

ogaoo, it too much
thank you for that

phewww!!!!

wt an application form!!

n u pepz r veri funy!!

yes they are

i dint finish reading the nonsense but its quite boring

i would ve grinned but don't ve the face to never knew it pains to laugh probably bent a few rib bone
like that Dad saving a copy of it for my daughters boy friend(when the time comes), still laughingggggggggggg

sum pepz aint gat good sense of humour?!!

***************found it intereting @ first,fatigue began to creep in when the text wouldnt end, sorry though!

*yawns*

why were you asking the guys to fill form before dating your daughter? who is this daughter of urs self?

Whassup coolykdat! Don't u be feeling believing that u r the king of ur mama's jokes alright? All what u dished out are not original just like the ones am gonna dish out to u right now

1, Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks into a map she sees people waving

2, Yo momma is so ugly that when she was born, nurses took her to a zoo in Angola insearch or her biological parents

3, Yo momma is so dumb that when she farts, she tries to find the colour

4, Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks into a mirror she shivers and is like 'Wow what the heck is this?'

5, Yo momma is so old that in her days, the rainbow come out in black and white

6, Yo momma is so old that she waited table during the last supper

7, Yo momma is so old that she was mate with Jesus Christ in kindergarten

8, Yo momma is so fat that whenever she weighs herself the scale reads 'To be continued'

9, Yo momma is so dark that in a room with 3000watts halogen lamp you see only her eyes and teeth

10, Yo momma is so stupid she thinks hot dog is dog meat pepper soup

I have nothing more to say to u but if u still feel u r the king, then do ur research and bring it on! I know u r going to do it cos u r as dumb, stupid and empty headed as a sheep from Kano

No hard feelings man u know how it is on Nairaland cheers

Clemcykul wetin de happen? I say make i hala u and Ayusman being ma brazas in hausawa kingdom.

Yaya zurgazurga, yaya kai da kawowa, yaya cin matan mutane?

kai!

lafiya kalaw haba mallam ai kai ka fi cin matan mutane lol

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