1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence
( a life sentence ).

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind.
Therefore marriage is an

institution for the blind.


3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses
his bachelor's

Degree and

the woman gets her masters.

4. A married life is full of excitement and frustrations. In the first
year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the

second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third

year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.

5. Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other
fellow has...you wish you had ordered that instead.

6. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found
himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and

found

himself divorced!

7. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.


8. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year
married man looks happy, we wonder why.

9. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him
keep her.

10. Marriage is a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they
try to decide which one.

11. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another...AREN'T YOU WEARING
YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER?
The other replied, YES, I AM, I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

12. A Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished

13. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing -

either the car is new or the wife is.


14. na joke o

15. STILL UNMARRIED? Do not be that scared. Marriage is better than waking up next to an empty pillow

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