HOW TO KNOW SHE IS A GIRL
AND NOT A WOMAN..
1. Her favorite food is chips and
chocolate.
2. Her favorite actor is
Alejandro. 3. She confuses ego with
dignity.
4. When you greet her she
frowns and even ignores.
5. She says pweety, xoxo,
k,gawxh, as in like, twitat, lolestestest when
everyone else is saying hehe,
etc.
6. She pretends she doesn't
know her mother tongue or she
speaks it with an English accent.
7. She updates her facebook
status update on Friday as "I
love you
so much baby!" or "I miss you
hun!" and then on Monday she posts "Nkt all men are dogs!" or
"All men are the same!" Yaani
she
doesn't know the meaning of
inbox or chat.
8. She buys a dress because her friend looks good in it.
9. Her face is brown while the
rest of her body is black like
charcoal.
10. She looks like a pregnant
warthog in heels. 11. She flashes and please call
me's you 300 times a day.
12. Her facebook name is
Pweety- Haggalicious Shantel
Gyalabubble
when her real name is Trufena Waitherero or Gaudensia
Siprosa.
13. She catches feelings when
reading this!!!!

@Op, na true u talk.

SHOUT OUT
Our long throat gals in nairaland, outside nairaland, abroad, in the village, our money conscious ladies and all the runs gals both learned and on the job training. I great all of una ooooo

It make sence.