I was at a party holding a fart for the right moment with a drink in my hand. This hot girl who i had been flirting with decided to sneak up behind me and jab her fingertips into my side. Needless to say, a quick high pitched fart snuck out before i could prevent it. She directed a burning look at me and walked away . Is this karma or something , because few months ago i left my girlfriend cos she farted and i felt that was rude and not feminine ? There was an eerie silence and everyone all looked at me.How do i get this girl who left me at the party ? Help ! Front page pls, this so embarrasing.

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Bad omen!

its a normal thing to fart na. It wasnt delibrate. She caused it after all you did control it but she punctured you, and there was a leak in your behind.

Go after her dont be shy, ''even she sef dey mess ooo''

Eyah sorry op.... i need to pray for you!!

May you never fart till the end of this year.

;Dhahahaha but op oh y didn't u go outside to release d atomic bomb?

Do u actually want dis dustbin to make front page? U cnt b serz boy.

Ok u let a rip and u created a thread cos of it? [size=48pt]IDIOTO!!![/size]

pasqal09: Ok u let a rip and u created a thread cos of it? [size=48pt]IDIOTO!!![/size]

Lmao no blame am abeg

Lmao

The fary came out suddenly boooooooom hahahaaha, d girl will be like whaat I guess dats gonna be her gist to her friend, could be a turn off but doesn't matter if she understand, like say she knw dey pupuuu. U knew u wanna fart, u shld ve excused ur sef before it blew off.

So u left ur gf because she farted? U sef get skonskon.

lmao. funny