One vp was called "Phase two" reason being he had different phases of punishment buh loved phase two

Maths teacher- Alangba

Biology- "if you have not paid ya 'lessen' fees.....

Agric- Mr that

i'm coming

After spending over 3weeks learning trigonometry ratio in my ss1, we finally named our maths teacher TRIG RATIO for hardly a lesson passes a day without him calling trig ratio more than 10times

Gugo box for mrs aina-a name coined from gugo t.v because shes bursty with flat ass.you know gugo tv is very big and has a flat back.

We also caled mrs olaoye mrs whiskers because her tribal marks looks like whiskers

Corona secondary school! Lol,how can i ever forget

hw many times will dis make front page?

Mr.Akpari-BECAUSE OF HIS BALD HEAD
Mr.Koko- JUST BECAUSE HE HAS A PERMANENT BOIL OR WHATSOVER ON HIS FOREHEAD.

Mathematics teacher---- Mr Robocop. He walks like a robot
Agric teacher.... Small but mighty. He is small in stature but very intelligent
Chemistry teacher..... The man with tiger claws on his face. The guy is yoruba from ibadan.
Further maths teacher..... Mickey mouse. He is always smiling and cracking jokes whenever he teaches.
English teacher... Slow poison. He seems slow but very wicked when it comes to exams
Economics teacher... Mr stingy. He's always stingy with his marks. No one gets an A1 in his subject. His name is Mr Omole but we call him Mr. Omale (bastard)

mine was so funny to the extent that the nickname is paving way for me now in my school. The name is OSHAAA givin 2me by our school principal

Mrs knock-she luvs knockin students
Apeman-social studies teacher(he luks lyk an ape)
Agric fowl-maths teacher

VP Special Duties - Indian dog/Chinese rat.
Maths teacher - Promotion(he has failed promotional exams from time immemorial)
Maths teacher2 - flog and mess(he once flogged a student at the assembly ground who released an extra-loud fart)
Agric teacher/labour master - Bush meat(I no fit explain him love for bushmeat)
CRS teacher - Iron lady.
Business studies teacher - Cowbell factory.
PHE teacher - Ekpo sport
Geography(NYSC) - Wada.
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It is official, that NL doesn't have Fp material again.

rhymesteey: My Maths teacher Alegbeyin cos he has teeth but is real name is Alegbejo! Lol

who doesn't?

Our economic teacher we call him monkey cos wen u misbehave he said u monkey

Happy New Month pals ,in my class we can our bology teacher MR.UKEBE which mean if he flogs you is like the cane is pumping. Your stomach and the another one our shorthand teacher we call him sir Black reasons cus he likes putting on Black Bone eyaclass with Black Suit and Agric MRSS Agric Fowo

French aunty- ocha ka'o maka
English- ugomma(her make up na die)
Commerce- Notice me
Mr Udodi- na decembaa

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Danger mouse

maths teacher- zempe
chaplin- bonny
agric- muturu

joyidarauko: Happy New Month pals ,in my class we can our bology teacher MR.UKEBE which mean if he flogs you is like the cane is pumping. Your stomach and the another one our shorthand teacher we call him sir Black reasons cus he likes putting on Black Bone eyaclass with Black Suit and Agric MRSS Agric Fowo

and what did your friends call you? Gbagaun master/mistress?

lol......iRemember us calling our Chemistry teacher ONE MOLE.

ella gal:
Mrs knock-she luvs knockin students
Apeman-social studies teacher(he luks lyk an ape)
Agric fowl-maths teacher

are we still talking abt funny names?

FOOL FINDER: Baastard-Mr Are
Fuucktard-Mr Are
Evil Wit*h-Mrs Adebayo
. Shout out to all those who went to INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL,UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS.We hated all our teachers so we never had nice or funny names for them.

Mrs Adebayo the Vice-Principal? She's a very nice woman mister. I think the problem was with u students.

Ogbomosho Baptist High School
there was a teacher back then called ''Ori Eran'' (Goat head) his name his Mr Seun buh I dnt knw how students start calling him dat name

joyidarauko: Happy New Month pals ,in my class we can our bology teacher MR.UKEBE which mean if he flogs you is like the cane is pumping. Your stomach and the another one our shorthand teacher we call him sir Black reasons cus he likes putting on Black Bone eyaclass with Black Suit and Agric MRSS Agric Fowo

Technical drawing ---- toron giwa

maths------ madimatiks

government ------juxtapose

biology--------sky b

crs----mary Magdalene

hostel master-----bunsuru

Kamo kpeyol
Matamba
Spirit
Kwankor
Igbum
wakadogo
MTN=Maintain The Nose

kai! Dem plenty o!

Mickey7: are we still talking abt funny names?

Luk @ d topic mickey

mathematics : Garbage

English: Field Head

CRK: GODbless

Biology: Tinystick

Physics: Englishisdead

Computer: whocares

admin is crazy !! NO MORE FRONTPAGE MATERIALS

Menaha: Hahahahahaha!
Do u know why I'm laughing? I just remembered some funny names we (I and my classmates) used to call our teachers when we were in secondary school.
Mehn! It was fun. Sometimes when those memories flash back to my brain, I feel like going back to school.
Let me give you the breakdown of some funny names we called our teachers (can't remember all, though).
CHEMISTRY teacher = OXYGENATOR (Reason: He always talks about oxygen).
BIOLOGY teacher = OSMOSIS (Reason: He love teaching osmosis).
AGRIC teacher = BEAUTY (Reason: Dis man ugly pass devil).
ACCOUNT teacher = BULALA (Reason: If dis man flog u, you go hate school).
MATHS teacher = ALGEBRA.
C.R.K teacher = GOOD SAMIRITAN (Reason: Very stingy man).
GOVERNMENT teacher = PDP (Reason: He always talk politics)
These are some I can remember.
What about you? Did you give funny names to all/some ofyour teachers?
Please tell us.
Let's enjoy the thread!

No wonder! This is exactly why you failed. :|

Menaha: Hahahahahaha!
Do u know why I'm laughing? I just remembered some funny names we (I and my classmates) used to call our teachers when we were in secondary school.
Mehn! It was fun. Sometimes when those memories flash back to my brain, I feel like going back to school.
Let me give you the breakdown of some funny names we called our teachers (can't remember all, though).
CHEMISTRY teacher = OXYGENATOR (Reason: He always talks about oxygen).
BIOLOGY teacher = OSMOSIS (Reason: He love teaching osmosis).
AGRIC teacher = BEAUTY (Reason: Dis man ugly pass devil).
ACCOUNT teacher = BULALA (Reason: If dis man flog u, you go hate school).
MATHS teacher = ALGEBRA.
C.R.K teacher = GOOD SAMIRITAN (Reason: Very stingy man).
GOVERNMENT teacher = PDP (Reason: He always talk politics)
These are some I can remember.
What about you? Did you give funny names to all/some ofyour teachers?
Please tell us.
Let's enjoy the thread!

Lolz reading urz. Is like ooooh my gooush.....you went to a private second school,mine was a secondary sch.....those that went to Stadium grammer sch n keke senior high school should knw that
Agric teacher whose mouth looks somehow we call Him ENUGU due 2 d way his mouth looks
Mr Amu D biology teacher,we nickname him Amueba due to his name....etc