Deiok:
A CRS Teacher == Stone cold

Which CRS teacher? The one wey lecture us SS2 or SS3? That woman almost use writing kill me that year. The good old days.

Chemistry- ethendoic acid

my best pal teacher was my government master, we nickname him SOKUNGO.

GREAT ZANNA STUDENT !!!

Maths teacher------Mr. Babalikonto
Further maths teacher-----Mr. Krakra bombo.
yoruba teacher------skin dudu. etc

So onye (do you understand)in ibadan dialect.

Agric Teacherk-Cassava Mossaic

Short T.d teacher = short man devil(s.m.d)
principal = principality

U make me remeber my sch, okebadan boys high schh,
Lagido,ogosua, iya jagua, olembe, enugun, james bond, yodie, this all I cn rem

maths teacher =mr oyofa he likes tapping current from babes History teacher = Ajayi ego

Economics teacher-hips don't lie.
Maths teacher-ebora (he likes calling student that, so its only fair we nicknamed him after his own words).
Physics teacher-spatacus (he takes his cane along with him everytime, even if he's going to meet the principal).
Chemistry teacher-king kong.
Another maths teacher-opo (as in "oppo" from opposite side of a triangle. Most students don't even know his real name sef).
Another maths teacher-ejample.

Commando..........maths teacher
You out.........maths teacher
Poster color............economics teacher
Heavy duty..............economics teacher
Meti tiger...............boarding house matron
Jackson 5.............school gateman
Machine...............intro tech teacher
Bow ur tie.................house mistress
Igbo major...............igbo teacher
Elten gbo..............Mr elterbeth
Repping fggc owerri

We finish for OHUHU COMM.SEC SCHOOL.umuahia,we get Mr. White,short hand teacher cos he always come to Sch With White cloth,MR oburuoga,agric teacher,MR rapot etc

Samuel Peter

babylolaroy: my government teacher was a Ghanian so we called him Adjolor even tho it wasnt his name. it seem every ghanian bore dah name then.
my english teacher was vocabulary. she spoke very big grammars.
the math teacher was sleepy eyes..he had them
And then my further math teacher was wahala dey..everything was ended wth dat phrase by him...he would say submit your assignment and wen we did and he counted falling short of our numba, he wud say for those of you who didnt do this assignment wahala dey!!

....Don't tell me you were a science student,i won't fathom it if it's so!!!

At my school I had " Akudu mio mio " ( mio mio means spit) that cos spit usually comes outta his mouth when he talks, I also had " ions" for my chemistry teacher. Lastly I had "buns" for my physics teacher that loved eating buns.

Metal work teacher Egbon
math baba
technical drawin cap head
english abere
physics heat energy

Mr Cain,
Madam Coicoi.

Economics: ensure
V.P academics: jet-Li(acts like actor)
Typing: Xmas goat(uses she/it for boys and he/it for girls)
Principal: head boy(told us he represented his skul back den)
Geography: I will cane you
Add maths: short man devil(flogs mercilessly)
English :barrister of girls...................so on.

Humanoid, Spirit, Dinosaur!

English teacher by name,oliver was called olips cos of his big lips nd geography teacher was called aunty kweke

KOKOBILO - because he always tell us to bend b4 he flog us.
OKI - because he use oki biscuit and sachet water as his lunch den.

lolz we students always have our ways of nicknaming our Teachers then.

maths: bless you( when you answer any of his questions correction or the class is really getting him he always says that)

english: spoken( I think the only topic that woman knows how to teach is spoken english. she is so preditable)

geography: long or joe ( he is so tall some times we think he is going to fall any moment. just like the coming of Christ)

physics: Oti ( dat guy is so dry and ugly . just like a dried goat, u hardly see him smile or joke.
I remember we alwaz use to cover our mouth with our books so dat we can laugh the status standing before us unnoticed)
I remember one day he told me to stand up and tell him the reason I alwaz cover ma mouth when his teachinh, instead of answering the question I burst into a heavy laugh dat made him look so silly.lol.
we also look for any little reason to laugh wen he is teaching.
abi u no dey fear nose wen open like gate of hell.

english teacher: baby okwu ( God dat miss is so hot. I always loss ma sense of understanding wen she is sharing ma sit wit me. I don't why she always come to me)
she gave one of our classmate a dirty slap wen he called her Ikebe dey shout Catapult. lolz

Inter Science teacher=Nervous system, maths teacher=kpO!. I mysef waz nicknamed ALGEBRA coz of my int erest in maths though know to wel then. PHE teacher=we alwayz hail him ''ur shining!'' cos his neatli ironed clothes alwaz shinin, he waz a copper. And some more.... [ LEADERS PRIVATE SCHOOL DAMA TURU] [color=#000099][/color]

My teachers were awarded names according to the way they react or their sayings
Mathematics-Smack down
He had an accident so his elbow is slightly bent

English-D.P.O
He dey collect bribe ehn

Biology-Metabolism
There was a day he was trying to pronounce the world Metabolism he was so fast we couldn't comprehend what he said

Economics-Octopus
He always predicts interclass football match

Accounts-yes or yes?
He always ask questions like Are u mad...yes/yes?

Government-Constitution
Dah was d first topic we took in our first year in senior skul

Commerce-is that clear?
Na channel u dey tune?

Yoruba-ojukwu
He has very big eye ball

And many more...this are d names i remembered.

Mehn couldn't help smiling when I remember secondary school days

Geography Teacher - Stand Up (whenever she enters the class, the first thing she says is stand up signaling everyone to stand up and greet her)

Physics teacher - Projectile (the only topic we student assumed he knows)

English Teacher - Vitafoam (This ladies behind was so big you could comfortably sleep on it)

Maths Teacher - Old soldier ( very physical and violent. Very quick to hit, throw punches or hit u with her shoe)

Literature - Shylock (short deeper life woman always with her turban on. Very strict and wicked)

Chemistry Teacher - Crafty ( Dude so believes there's an element of witchcraft in science)

Biology Teacher - Bread (she owns a bakery)

Geography - Horaijean (Ijaw man with accent, funny way he pronounces Horizon)

Goverment - talakawa (dude was so fond of using big words. Guess Obahiagbon was his role model)

Commerce - Kwite House (housemaster of white house. Fond of always avin his tie tucked in)

Agric Science - coca cola mirinda (never knew why they called him that)

Chemistry (ss3) - Chiiiidreeeen (best teacher I Eva had thru out sec school. He calls us children,and prefers we greet him in his local dialect. He stammers)

Almost every teacher had a nickname. These are the ones I can remember for now

Bulldog-one of our Vp'z den.....men,dah was the funniest cos she really lookd lyk dah when angry(forgive my manners).....shawt awt to all Queenz college Yaba old Gurlz out der

EKPON - (COZ HIS BALLS IS HEAVY IN HIS TROUSER)
EGBE OLOSHI (ASSOCIATION OF WRETCHED FELLAS)- SHE IS ALWAYS ON TATTERED CLOTHES



UP KEKE STUDENT!
PROGRESS!

JSS/SS Principal - Alagbo (don't know d meaning but used in many schools)
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JSS VP - Man Termi (he's well built & drove a rugged CD195 bike like d Terminator)
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SS Chemistry- Alkaline
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JSS Creative Art - Sir Joe (nice man, we all love him!)

Ninja cos he jumps lik a ninja

My jss3 Agric teacher was Uncle Nyansh, cuz he insisted on flogging d girls on deir bum.
Ss3 Agruc teacher was Terry G cuz he talkd fast
My econs teacher was Andre the giant, cux he was HUGE (RIP sir)
SS2 Biology teacher was Mr Okponku or "U can't piss put"...He got dat name afta telling us dat guy cnt urinate during copulation (U do d maths)
SS3 Biology teacher was "U will fail!"
Nd a. Host of odas....Mising skul

Okopy aka Fineboy - This man is very wicked nd ugly with a stony face nd his real name is Fineboy.
Over Serious - Our Maths teacher. He doesnt have time for jokes. He walks as if he is marching
Room and Parlour - Our Commerce teacher. we call him that because of the size of his nose. Mehn,dat nose is humongous!
Cat man - Our vp academics..he lyks talking about soups nd catfish even when he's addressin an important issue in the assembly.
Ola Bingo - Vp administration. wicked man with a stern looking face. he talks lyk he's barking.
Front sagger - LoL! dis one is our dining hall master.. his belly is so big dat he sags. his belt line is way below his tummy.
Fvck You! - This is de most crazy nd eccentric person I hav ever seen. he yells "fvck you" to anybody at de slightest instance.. you dnt even need to provoke him before he tells u to go fvck yourself.. he doesnt give a damn! he does his own will nd not evn de principal can put him to order.. accordin to him,he resided in the U.S for 10 years or so.. Sec school was fun!

nnocurruption: uncle "pill back" from ADSS Warri. Oxygen collector: he was called that because of his big nose.

i go tell odemejowor for you