Besto:
dz 1 well atall

must u vomit d venom in ur mouth,wot has sha said dt is wrong? Abeg dis is a happy thread oooh dnt spoil it wit ur bad belle attitude.

Nice one OP...When i see d people weh deh view dis topic...na soso females...envy go deh because,most of dem don use dem husband do boyfriends claiming miss independent and proud shiiite...and as time don go so weh dem don deh reach 30-35 and no show?it go hard small and will only last as baby mamas.WHAT A LIFE...GOD BLES THE BABY JARE!!!(I pour alomo for ground,bless the baby and sip on)

apoti: ******update********

Wow I can't believe this thread is on fron page.

My wife dilated to 10cm within 3 hours. And she push the baby out within the next 30 mins. My wife is sooooo incredible.

Congratulation my dear, this is so so wonderful

praiseeva: Dis thread is so funny I wish uncle apoti's madam safe delivery nd kip us update so we can cum nd eat rice

Cum ke? You and who? Apoti she is on her own o

*nice thread!

CONGRATULATIONS...!

Congratulations!!!

[b]May the gods bless this baby...

May she grow to be a strong, well behaved, respectful, kind and beautiful woman.

May she bring joy to the hearts of everyone around her.

May the eyes of the wicked ones never see her..

May her days be filled joy and happiness

and above all, may she never lack favor and protection from the gods..


_{Breaks kolanut, pours libation, picks the baby up and dedicates her.. #African style..}

Awwwww Congrats Man. She is soo beautiful!

Congrats sir.

Olorun a wo o!

congrats ooo ...olorun adasi ooo ....WHEN WILL SHE JOIN NAIRALAND

deols:
That it may have been seen in some people with iron deficiency does not make it same for all.

I have access to all the tests I can get. I particularly am aware of my Hb level. I know that this has nothing to do with it.

And even when I was anaemic(with iron deficiency), I didnt eat sand. So, those things that they write are not alwaye accurate.
[quote author=deols]
I like chalk as well. When I was in primary school, I used to love dusters. When i press on them, and the dust comes out, I sniff it..It is bliss, itell ya.

Jesu o!
There's nothing pleasing there o! Hope you don't sniff duster again.
Btw, you know it has health complications.

deols:
Btw, hope your hate for me is gone..truce?

Hm! Hm! Hm!
To err is human...
You sef no do well. You no suppose ban me. The thing come happen for Ileya day.
Anyways, I forgave you long ago.
I don't want truce. It's just temporary. I want a permanent friendship.
You agree?

Too cute, congratulations once again, sweet family! Enjoy!! Thanks for carrying us along on this magical journey, makes one appreciate the joys and sweetness of life again! Awesome! My best time on NAIRALAND ever

Pica odikwa serious thing. Though not all written there is right as you v pointed out earlier. But it's not a small situation. To overcome it, the patient ll need mental, spiritual, psychological cum medical aid.

deols:
That it may have been seen in some people with iron deficiency does not make it same for all.

I have access to all the tests I can get. I particularly am aware of my Hb level. I know that this has nothing to do with it.

And even when I was anaemic(with iron deficiency), I didnt eat sand. So, those things that they write are not alwaye accurate.
[quote author=deols]
I like chalk as well. When I was in primary school, I used to love dusters. When i press on them, and the dust comes out, I sniff it..It is bliss, itell ya.

Jesu o!
There's nothing pleasing there o! Hope you don't sniff duster again.
You know it has health complications. Btw, do you still crave for chalk as a grown up?

deols:
Btw, hope your hate for me is gone..truce?

Hm! Hm! Hm!
To err is human...
You sef no do well. You no suppose ban me. The thing come happen for Ileya day.
Anyways, I forgave you long ago.
I don't want truce. It's just temporary. I want a permanent friendship.
You agree?

congrats to the op and the wife, may the joy of the Lord not depart from you and you family, and may the arrival of this bundle of joy continue to open doors for you and your wife, congrats once again, using this medium as a source of prayer for those looking unto God for the fruit of the womb, may your tears turn to joy in Jesus Name. AMEN

Congratulations o.

Congratulations sir

Threads like this make me want to cry

Congrats on ur new baby. Regards to wifey

Congratulations Mr. Apoti, u hv a beautiful family. God bless u

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I was going to say that. Not pregnant, I like sand. I especially like the smell of sand when it rains and I could eat sand or sniff it when I think it is pure. Only God knows what a pregnant me would do.

OMG,you like and eat sand?dont you think you need deliverance?

Cute baby ..Strong mum... and a proud dad. God in his infinite mercies 'll keep this family and will also remember all the families that pray to experience something as beautiful as this.

congratulations apoti I'm so happy for u. may the Lord bless the baby.

I will name her Onome, Adaeze Alapoti

Congrats to your family man, I believe you will be a good father to this cute baby.

my first post on nairaland goes to the baby girl,and the family. congratulations, and stay blessed.

Congrats bro,more grace to b a good husband and father

Congrats bro. You just made me wanna start all over again

She is sooooo cute. I just wanna hold her and kisssssss her.
So so cute!

May The Lord keep you and family.

Awwww..

Pls help madam this period, this is when she needs it most. Let her take plenty or fluid and always remember to rest when the baby sleep.

Awwww. So much memories

I want another babyyyyyyyyyyyy

apoti: Picture

I pray that almight God will protect your parth,
when its time for you to walk , you will walk without any delay.
when its time for you to talk, nothing will stop you from talking in the midst of human being.
and above all, the corruption in this land will not be your portion.

AND to the parents
may God provide for your need to take care of the baby


(i no be pastor oo, i no even no say i still remember how to pray)

seangy4konji: Nice one OP...When i see d people weh deh view dis topic...na soso females...envy go deh because,most of dem don use dem husband do boyfriends claiming miss independent and proud shiiite...and as time don go so weh dem don deh reach 30-35 and no show?it go hard small and will only last as baby mamas.WHAT A LIFE...GOD BLES THE BABY JARE!!!(I pour alomo for ground,bless the baby and sip on)

Keep quite dia, what rubbish are you vomiting here. You never know what will land on you so just shut it!

ChigbunduE: One thing I love about this is that you stood by her all through till she gave birth. Congratulation. You can name her Nairaland...:-)

I suggest Oluwa-nairaland.......congrats mr Apoti God be with your family

Congrats apoti. The baby shall grow in the fear of the Lord. She will live to fulfill her purpose in life.
Am happy for you mr.
*baby nairaland 2013. is here*

apoti:

Well initially it was dogggy, but I don't really like it. We use more of cowgirl or reverse cowgirl now. It suits both of us perfectly

bros apoti,u get am 4 liver ooo,u no even det fear say if d pikin dey come 4 dis world mai him no carry dat ur whitish substance ontop of hm head dey com....