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Andyblaze:
A girl i met on twitter. She was using beyunsi pics and i didnt mind. I chatting with her four so long and we fall in love. Now we decided to meet each other and take our relationsheep to a physical and sexxual level.
I met with her today and to my suprise.. .ohhhh she has thick moustache like adolf hitler.

I feel so sad, devastated, uncomputated, amputated, unlevitated, undiluted, alienated etc.


Please what can i do as i don't want to brake her hat.

Plz mature replies as u can see i am maturing these days

#faints#

Andyblaze:
A girl i met on twitter. She was using beyunsi pics and i didnt mind. I chatting with her four so long and we fall in love. Now we decided to meet each other and take our relationsheep to a physical and sexxual level.
I met with her today and to my suprise.. .ohhhh she has thick moustache like adolf hitler.

I feel so sad, devastated, uncomputated, amputated, unlevitated, undiluted, alienated etc.


Please what can i do as i don't want to brake her hat.

Plz mature replies as u can see i am maturing these days

this your English sef

#SuperStory#

@Andyblaze

does nairaland pay popular members or y are u trying to be one?

Andyblaze:
A girl i met on twitter. She was using beyunsi pics and i didnt mind. I chatting with her four so long and we fall in love. Now we decided to meet each other and take our relationsheep to a physical and sexxual level.
I met with her today and to my suprise.. .ohhhh she has thick moustache like adolf hitler.

I feel so sad, devastated, uncomputated, amputated, unlevitated, undiluted, alienated etc.


Please what can i do as i don't want to brake her hat.

Plz mature replies as u can see i am maturing these days

picture of the girl or it never happened......

TribalEAST: @Andyblaze

does nairaland pay popular members or y are u trying to be one?

Ayam oredi poppolar so plz dunt george me and i wont dodge u

mimicue:

this your English sef

plz can u be my praivet teacha?

thick moustache like adolf hitler... R u kiddding me

Don't knw y I just like dis andyblaze....... Funniest guy on nairaland





You just made my day

Laugh eyaf kill me die for here

God is good

r u expecting a better English with those ur vocabularies Never!!!


Free advice, buy her a shaving stick nd mirror, although ah no say u dey joke

So what do you want me to do now.

Should I bring a clipper for you

Carry ur cross,na god sent to u

Buy her a shaving stick and help her to shave it off!
Be kissing her alongside the shaving (don't wanna drop the graphics here, I bliv u've the IQ to put it together)

Lol ! Una go kill me oh.

Andyblaze:
plz can u be my praivet teacha?

Chairman, your English make me fall from my chair because of laughter oooo. Please, tell me say na fun you dey have and no be say you no sabi because if you no sabi, two things are involved: it is either your teacher for elementary school no sabi at all or you sef dull pass Abdull

Andyblaze you ran away from Yaba Left Psychiatric Hospital Ward 1 Room 8 and called me back to check if you had escaped, why.

ya don't mean it? Attach ha picture and let's av a view of what she looks like?

if u truly luv her buy her shavin powder na

nerodenero: Chairman, your English make me fall from my chair because of laughter oooo. Please, tell me say na fun you dey have and no be say you no sabi because if you no sabi, two things are involved: it is either your teacher for elementary school no sabi at all or you sef dull pass Abdull

Abi he dull pass akpos

Andyblaze:
plz can u be my praivet teacha?

If your willing to learn

Andyblaze:
A girl i met on twitter. She was using beyunsi pics and i didnt mind. I chatting with her four so long and we fall in love. Now we decided to meet each other and take our relationsheep to a physical and sexxual level.
I met with her today and to my suprise.. .ohhhh she has thick moustache like adolf hitler.

I feel so sad, devastated, uncomputated, amputated, unlevitated, undiluted, alienated etc.


Please what can i do as i don't want to brake her hat.

Plz mature replies as u can see i am maturing these days

why wud some 1 just choose to be a mumu...u wake up and decide 2 be a mumu or what..smh!! I hope umfind a solution to ur problem, as if ur mumuness is not enough for dis section...u go frm 1 post 2 d oda and put up a link so dey see dis ur epic mumuness..take a chill pill at least limit it here or limit wateva u re tryin 2 gain wiv dis, ...I dnt hate U ok, dnt mis-understand me.. dnt bother replyin dis *cheers!!

drnairalov:


why wud some 1 just choose to be a mumu...u wake up and decide 2 be a mumu or what..smh!! I hope umfind a solution to ur problem, as if ur mumuness is not enough for dis section...u go frm 1 post 2 d oda and put up a link so dey see dis ur epic mumuness..take a chill pill at least limit it here or limit wateva u re tryin 2 gain wiv dis, ...I dnt hate U ok, dnt mis-understand me.. dnt bother replyin dis *cheers!!

Andy, he be lyk say u dey find 'troll of d year' award, no worry...jst take am make we hear word

and
btw @ur english...jst 2 words:

"Iyaf Die"

Andyblaze:
Please what can i do as i don't want to brake her hat.

clutch her cap

Its better you run for your life

Buy her Gillete Sensor shaving stick and shaving foam..

deejay_harry1:

The Mumu Yeye Dey Smell...I get him time

nerodenero: Chairman, your English make me fall from my chair because of laughter oooo. Please, tell me say na fun you dey have and no be say you no sabi because if you no sabi, two things are involved: it is either your teacher for elementary school no sabi at all or you sef dull pass Abdull

bros plz dunt george me ayam veli inteleegent