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Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone: 4:04pm On Jul 29, 2008
Ladies in the house, what criteria do you use to confirm that a man is a Jew man?

A girl told me yesterday that a certain admirer has been smothering her for over a year now, he showers her with expensive gifts, poems and dinners but has not asked for a kiss or sex even for once. As a result, she resorted to calling him a "Jew man". Now, if that guy would've been too fast asking for sex, she'll definitely complain but now he's too slow about it, he's now a Jew man.

So, from the scenario above, will you conclude the man is a Jew man? If not, what other criteria  will you use to ascertain "Jewness" in men? Is it their dress sense, accent, sense of humor or what?


P.S.
"Jew" man is a slang used in Nigeria and has nothing to do with Semites. It's a mere coincidence.
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Gamine(f): 4:05pm On Jul 29, 2008
i have never heard this slang o shocked shocked shocked
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by MissyB1(m): 4:10pm On Jul 29, 2008
If he lacks STYLE,he's a jew man.
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone: 4:12pm On Jul 29, 2008
i have never heard this slang o
Are you a Nigerian?
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jul 29, 2008
I too have never heard of it lipsrsealed
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone: 4:13pm On Jul 29, 2008
If he lacks STYLE,he's a jew man.
What type of style?
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Sisikill: 4:13pm On Jul 29, 2008
I've never heard this before.

Jew man?

How did they come up with that?

Is it because Jews are supposed to be Holy people?

Is it because Jews are supposed to be Generous?

And does a giver have to be Indian to be called an Indian Giver?

So many unanswered questions
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Hannibal: 4:14pm On Jul 29, 2008
He is a Jew man, a slacker, a serial self-servicer, a doofus, a dolt, a dork, a mope, a lounger.
A bad epitome of REAL MEN.
DeepZone, breeds like that are better off castrated. tongue tongue
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by nana(f): 4:14pm On Jul 29, 2008
Hmm,na wa for this slang o.I will add it to my book of slangs.
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Gamine(f): 4:15pm On Jul 29, 2008
Jew??

Ive never heard this o

Wey u dey get all this kain things sef undecided
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone: 4:16pm On Jul 29, 2008
He is a Jew man, a slacker, a serial self-servicer, a doofus, a dolt, a dork.
A bad epitome of REAL MEN.
DeepZone, breeds like that are better off castrated
Yea man, where are your brothers?

So, it's now a sin for a man to be romantic? undecided undecided
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone: 4:17pm On Jul 29, 2008
Jew??

Ive never heard this o

Wey u dey get all this kain things sef
I don't know what else to say. It's an old urban slang in Naija, you prolly grew up abroad. But at least you understand what it means now.
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by HCH3COO: 4:18pm On Jul 29, 2008
DeepZone:


Yea man, where are your brothers?

So, it's now a sin for a man to be romantic? undecided undecided
Lol grin
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by KarmaMod(f): 4:19pm On Jul 29, 2008
Never heard of "jew man" in my life.

and if your friend doesnt find his ways charming, let her pass him on to someone who deserves good things
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Hannibal: 4:19pm On Jul 29, 2008
DeepZone:


Yea man, where are your brothers?

So, it's now a sin for a man to be romantic? undecided undecided

I thunk kissing is an arm of being romantic.
So are u saying a man who ONLY showers gifts needlessly is 100% romantic?
If this act is so cool, i don't think the gurl would say the man is a JEW man.
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Gamine(f): 4:21pm On Jul 29, 2008
@Deepzone

I never grew up abroad.

Since you said old, im thinking 70s

i wasnt born then, thanks for the info
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Sisikill: 4:23pm On Jul 29, 2008
KarmaMod:

Never heard of "jew man" in my life.

and if your friend doesnt find his ways charming, let her pass him on to someone who deserves good things

Oh so Jew man is meant to be an insult. Yeah now, I can see how insulting it is when a guy buys you expensive things, takes you to nice places and never pressures for sex.

Effing Bastard Jew Man! A man like that should not be allowed in society.

Jeebus! Some women have major issues.
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone: 4:26pm On Jul 29, 2008
I thunk kissing is an arm of being romantic.
So are u saying a man who ONLY showers gifts needlessly is 100% romantic?
If this act is so cool, i don't think the girl would say the man is a JEW man.

This guys sense of humour is totally different from yours. You are a warthog and will demand for cash back immidiately but some guys like to take it gently because what they have in between their legs comes with their emotions. Why should you call him a Jew man?
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by HCH3COO: 4:27pm On Jul 29, 2008
Hmm! Term seems chiefly derogatory.  Similar to Jewboy.
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone: 4:27pm On Jul 29, 2008
Oh so Jew man is meant to be an insult. Yeah now, I can see how insulting it is when a guy buys you expensive things, takes you to nice places and never pressures for sex.

Effing Bastard Jew Man! A man like that should not be allowed in society.

Jeebus! Some women have major issues.
It's not really an insult, it naturally means a slacker.
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone: 4:28pm On Jul 29, 2008
@Deepzone

I never grew up abroad.

Since you said old, im thinking 70s

i wasnt born then, thanks for the info
No, it's a 90's thing.
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by iice(f): 4:29pm On Jul 29, 2008
Jew is kindda like razz, like slacker, like not upto a certain standard.
And i thought i didn't even know our slangs lol.


Lots of things
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Gamine(f): 4:30pm On Jul 29, 2008
I see undecided

its not one that i will be using tho undecided
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone: 4:30pm On Jul 29, 2008
Jew is kindda like razz, like slacker, like not upto a certain standard.
And i thought i didn't even know our slangs lol.


Lots of things
You are right on the money.
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Hannibal: 4:35pm On Jul 29, 2008
DeepZone:

This guys sense of humour is totally different from yours. You are a warthog and will demand for cash back immidiately but some guys like to take it gently because what they have in between their legs comes with their emotions. Why should you call him a Jew man?

Too much of everything is BAD.

When u are too slow to act. . . .u are a classic MUGU.
I would rather be called a PITBULL than a Jew Man. . . . . .Tsssk. . .tssssk.
Some men are dawdlers.
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by LASIEFAIRE(m): 4:38pm On Jul 29, 2008
JEW MAN
Heard of it and I use it, but I never knew it was spelt that way.
Jew man is nothing but a slacker. The sit at home guy when everybody is out clubbing.
the sprite,fanta guy when everybody is shacking gulder. star.
Reading a novel when guys are playing Winning eleven.
i dont gbadun jew men dey bring boys morale down.
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Sisikill: 4:39pm On Jul 29, 2008
DeepZone:

It's not really an insult, it naturally means a slacker.

I'm sorry but I'm still at a loss, when did respecting a woman make a guy a slacker? What. . . she wants him to tear her clothes off, throw her on the bed and have his way with her before they say hello?

No wonder men are confused. . . in addition to their natural born state of confusion I mean.
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by KarmaMod(f): 4:40pm On Jul 29, 2008
As long as you people dont use this "slang" outside of the country sha

cos if anyone's a group of slackers it's NOT the jews.

akata man is more like it grin
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone: 4:47pm On Jul 29, 2008
When u are too slow to act. . . .u are a classic MUGU.
I would rather be called a PITBULL than a Jew Man. . . . . .Tsssktssssk.
Some men are dawdlers.
Honestly I do not know who wired you. You need serious rewiring. What happened to the old time romance when men were men? Ask your father, it probably took him 3 years or even after marraige to sleep with your mother. Just tell me why waiting for a year is too slow?
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by Pataki: 4:48pm On Jul 29, 2008
A JEW man is often times applicable to Nigerian Universities cult activities.

It is used to describe a person (a guy) is not a member of their cult but associates with them. wink

Your friend gave the guy that name out of ignorance.
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by onyinye2(f): 4:49pm On Jul 29, 2008
@post

I really don't know what this woman wants. Those she want a guy who treats her bad but kisses her and gives her sex or what she has now?
Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone: 4:49pm On Jul 29, 2008
I'm sorry but I'm still at a loss, when did respecting a woman make a guy a slacker? What. . . she wants him to tear her clothes off, throw her on the bed and have his way with her before they say hello?
Ain't women a bunch of "enigmas"?

No wonder men are confused. . . in addition to their natural born state of confusion I mean.
They are not only confused but lost and need to be found seriously. hannibal and HcooHCH2R-Co2 take note.

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