DeepZone:

Of course we know you went to college in Tsunami and Eritrea.

Silly chic. . . . .
May Thunder rip ur thong into bits. . . U think i am half-baked like ya??
Don't lemme open ur can of worms. . . . .U attended College of Education in Ilesha.
Bush woman. . . . . after lectures, u go to the bush to hunt for squirrels n grass-cutters.
Thank God for DV-Lottery. . . . . .U should be hawking akara balls in Osun State.

HCH3COO:

Everything has being fuilfillled up to that point. . .
It was a night to fulfill another one of her desires: she wanted romance.  
That package would allow me to show her just how much I love her by pleasing her physically, exploring her emotionally, satisfying her with pleasure . . . but noooooo! she yells that the roses are played out.

You can't just surprise a woman with roses on the bed with out fully setting the atmosphere.

DeepZone:

Before nko? You and Pataki that was in _{or buccanner.} I can see his picture in the " of Nigeria".

How did I look like? No wonder you cannot get off my tail on the forum.

Olodo.

Everything has being fuilfillled up to that point. . .
It was a night to fulfill another one of her desires: she wanted romance.
That package would allow me to show her just how much I love her by pleasing her physically, exploring her emotionally, satisfying her with pleasure . . . but noooooo! she yells that the roses are played out.

It's a constant factor. You have to fulfill her desires as needs be in order to contain her mood swings. You cannot be opening your bench car door for your wife and suddenly quit doing that and expect peace. Guys are meant to open the car doors for their women till Jesus comes. Don't quit bro!!!! It's your job and quitters are losers.

How did I look like?

You look like Usman dan Fodio.

DeepZone:

Good time? Discussing on how to lay chics is your idea of fun? Why not discuss on how to improve Nigeria and not how to discover lingeries?

If Nigeria cannot be improved why not polish other areas of interest   .  Interested in improving our methods of sexually satisfying our women.  I think it's good discussion since y'all want a man who's good in bed.

HCH3COO:

If Nigeria cannot be improved why not polish other areas of interest   .  Interested in improving our methods of sexually satisfying our women.  I think it's good discussion since y'all want a man who's good in bed.

Dont you think your time should be spent with more reasonable topics?? seriously that is just sick.

onyinye2:

You can't just surprise a woman with roses on the bed with out fully setting the atmosphere.

That was part of setting the atmosphere. .
The plan was to take care of everything else as the night progresses.

Actually heard of jew before,

A guy not "up to" . . . a guy that falls "below standards"

U guys came up with the word so don't murder urselves when ladies use it on u.

HCH3COO:

That was part of setting the atmosphere. .
The plan was to take care of everything else as the night progresses.

So that is it? You would lead her to bedroom? No dinner, no music, no candles?? BORING.

From what I see it means "not up to joining cult activities"

DeepZone:

Mind you I've never supported her. Are you a shoe shiner/Megida clean ma shoe/mugu 2?

Birds of a feather. . . . . Do not deny your friend here.

Pataki to be an Olushina for woman? All because of toto? Lailai!!!!!!

DeepZone:

You look like Usman dan Fodio.

Go and play with your dildos right now.

You are hallucinating real fast.

DeepZone:

It's a constant factor. You have to fulfill her desires as needs be in order to contain her mood swings. You cannot be opening your bench car door for your wife and suddenly quit doing that and expect peace. Guys are meant to open the car doors for their women till Jesus comes. Don't quit bro!!!! It's your job and quitters are losers.

How does she expect fulfillment of her desires when she's swinging from left to right because she's chemically unbalanced.  Showing romantic interest in your wife only to slapped the next minute because she thinks you misplaced your priorities.  your temper tantrums are like earthquakes waiting to happen.

Silly chic. . . . .
May Thunder rip your thong into bits. . . You think i am half-baked like ya??
Don't let me open your can of worms. . . . .You attended College of Education in Ilesha.
Bush woman. . . . . after lectures, u go to the bush to hunt for squirrels n grass-cutters.
Thank God for DV-Lottery. . . . . .You should be hawking akara balls in Osun State

My college of Ilesha education is better than that degree you got from Nicaragua in Islamic studies. Yeye man, see me thinking before he went to Ambrose Alli university.

onyinye2:

So that is it? You would lead her to bedroom? No dinner, no music, no candles?? BORING.

hahahahaha, all these things aren't always necessary, maybe during honeymoon and/or once in a while

If he's good at what he does, dinner would be the last thing on your mind, hehehehe

How does she expect fulfillment of her desires when she's swinging from left to right because she's chemically unbalanced. Showing romantic interest in your wife only to slapped the next minute because she thinks you misplaced your priorities. your temper tantrums are like earthquakes waiting to happen.

Didn't God build and wire man to take the pressure of hormonal imbalance in women? See why i complain that real men are going into extinction.

onyinye2:

So that is it? You would lead her to bedroom? No dinner, no music, no candles?? BORING.

All of that has been taken care of.  I made dinner, soaked her feet in cold water, dimmed the lights, played our favorite music, want to relax her with a breathtaking massage followed by a good sh*g . . . but as soon as she saw the roses she flipped.

Yes ooooo!!!

I still use the word like crazy here. . .Actually, its spelt and pronounced as "Ju", not the typical Jew. .  The young/middle age Naija folks i know here use the word loosely in describing a not too smart and not too sharp guy as most people previously wrote.

(Ju boy). . .sp, ( Another word for Bolo, Zebe, Sumonu et al)

If he's good at what he does, dinner would be the last thing on your mind, hehehehe

Girl, raise your stakes higher otherwise the likes of Pataki that are conservatives will quickly take advantage of it and relegate you to dinner at home every night till Jesus comes.

HCH3COO:

All of that has been taken care of.  I made dinner, soaked her feet in cold water, dimmed the lights, played our favorite music, want to relax her with a breathtaking massage followed by a good sh*g . . . but as soon as she saw the roses she flipped.

thought you were a virgin  

DeepZone:

Didn't God build and wire man to take the pressure of hormonal imbalance in women? See why i complain that real men are going into extinction.

Truly Hilarious!!!

HCH3COO:

How does she expect fulfillment of her desires when she's swinging from left to right because she's chemically unbalanced.  Showing romantic interest in your wife only to slapped the next minute because she thinks you misplaced your priorities.  your temper tantrums are like earthquakes waiting to happen.

Oka come on now. you can handle it.

HCH3COO:

All of that has been taken care of.  I made dinner, soaked her feet in cold water, dimmed the lights, played our favorite music, want to relax her with a breathtaking massage followed by a good sh*g . . . but as soon as she saw the roses she flipped.

I Highly Highly doubt she would care at all about the rose petals on the bed. if you really did set the mood right. Look at virgin boy.

DeepZone:

Girl, raise your stakes higher otherwise the likes of Pataki that are conservatives will quickly take advantage of it and relegate you to dinner at home every night till Jesus comes.

I'm not saying I don't want those romantic gestures, just saying that it isn't always necessary, it is not a must that it happens everytime

Pataki to be an Olushina for woman? All because of toto? Lailai!!!!!!

Lmao; Toto killed samson, solomon, Clinton,John edwards, spitzer etc, Who be pataki? Keep conserving those Euros, another woman will definitely take it away from you by just kissing your square forehead.

rikkyjen:

Yes ooooo!!!

I still use the word like crazy hereActually, its spelt and pronounced as "Ju", not the typical Jew. .  The young/middle age Naija folks i know here use the word loosely in describing a not too smart and not too sharp guy as most people previously wrote.

(Ju boy). . .sp, ( Another word for Bolo, Zebe, Sumonu et al)

Ju boy is not a new slang. . . . . . I have known it for ages now. . . . .
It's a word coined for the MUGUs of these world. . . . . Bush babes like DeepZone.

DeepZone:

Didn't God build and wire man to take the pressure of hormonal imbalance in women? See why i complain that real men are going into extinction.

Is it really pressure or is it suicidal behavior?  I doubt think there's any wiring good enough to detect the wavy characteristics of woman behavior.

ehen, na JU i know not Jew

DeepZone:

Girl, raise your stakes higher otherwise the likes of Pataki that are conservatives will quickly take advantage of it and relegate you to dinner at home every night till Jesus comes.

DeepShit, you must be drunk this afternoon.

DeepZone:

Didn't God build and wire man to take the pressure of hormonal imbalance in women? See why i complain that real men are going into extinction.

You are living in a lost world.

I'm not saying I don't want those romantic gestures, just saying that it isn't always necessary, it is not a must

It's a mustooo; A man got to be "up to" to satisfy a woman. It's the 11th commandment.

ibkaye:

I'm not saying I don't want those romantic gestures, just saying that it isn't always necessary, it is not a must that it happens everytime

That is how it starts. First they cook you dinner, light candle, play the soft music. Then slowly it goes from maybe music, a quick snack, no candles. To finally no music, no candles, and what is dinner again?

ibkaye:

hahahahaha, all these things aren't always necessary, maybe during honeymoon and/or once in a while

If he's good at what he does, dinner would be the last thing on your mind, hehehehe

Sister thank you o.  At least here's a woman that can appreciate a night in paradise.

ehen, na JU i know not Jew

Pelee; i've never seen it spelt before but you should've figured it out.

HCH3COO:

Sister thank you o.  At least here's a woman that can appreciate a night in paradise.

Last i heard, paradise including more than being thrown on the bed and stripped of your clothes.