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Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by chaloner(m): 7:32am On Dec 13, 2013 |
You guys just need to read this..... It happened in calabar few weeks back. I heard it today in a BRT bus. This world is becoming even more scary oh. A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed seductively by the road. she was just to sexy to be overlooked. He picked her up and abandoned the way home to a hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of her. The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When he was having sex with her, her moanings sounded like a 'hissing snake'. But he was carried away with her moves and didn't really give his concern to it. The married man had sex with her over and over again. Paid her more than what they bargained. He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of having another round with her. He didn't find her on the bed. He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom. He opened the door. His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He screamed loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door and found it locked. The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help and banged the door. The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him. Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed but couldn't when he discovered it was just a nightmare. The room was dark. The lights were switched off he felt. He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales. He finally felt something trying to swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face. He started struggling and struggling. But the snake pinned him down. He tried to scream for help but couldn't because if he opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too strong. He managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got wounded and forcefull vomits him. He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth and discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed the python. The python collapsed. He jerked up and jumped out of the bed. He started screaming for help. He dashed out of the hotel. He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife was asleep aleady. He crawled into the bed beside his wife and slept off. He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his wife has turned into a snake.. The wife told him everything he did and how he stroke a python dead. Before he could apologise, his wife tod him she was her mother disguised in a different body. He cheated on him with her mother. She so got angry. The man almost commited suicide. His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him. He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel. He went straight to the hotel room and found his wife, mother- inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room. They were all hissing like snakes. Immediately he realised they were all in the same secret cult. They stood up and watch him without saying a word. Great panic gripped him by the throat. He couldn't talk..... And the only problem now is **I don't just know how I will end this FAKE story...**** Mtcheww www...Happened in Calabar my foot..... Fake story joor...I'm sorry if I scared you. Anyway this is one way of saying *be careful* The season is not as safe as it appears. 6 Likes |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Nobody: 7:39am On Dec 13, 2013 |
4 Likes |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by chaloner(m): 7:45am On Dec 13, 2013 |
Obasgilbert:over funny dey worry u ...... |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by gothrones(m): 7:45am On Dec 13, 2013 |
Chei; see tori. |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by zeb04(f): 7:47am On Dec 13, 2013 |
U really scared me |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by chaloner(m): 7:50am On Dec 13, 2013 |
zeb04: U really scared meI'm sorry dear.....I jus wan to get myself scared so I cannot talk to any gal dis season |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Nobody: 8:00am On Dec 13, 2013 |
Op..you shld be chained to a psychiatric hospital bed immediately. |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by chaloner(m): 8:02am On Dec 13, 2013 |
gbosaa: Op..you shld be chained to a psychiatric hospital bed immediately.u re not wronng my brother but who wil get d mind now after seeing my story? |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Sowhizy(f): 8:02am On Dec 13, 2013 |
Ur head dia 1 Like |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Nobody: 8:05am On Dec 13, 2013 |
Obasgilbert:I awear even 5year old pikin no go believe dis rubbish |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Nobody: 8:07am On Dec 13, 2013 |
gbosaa: Op..you shld be chained to a psychiatric hospital bed immediately.not only that armed security men need to guard him aswell |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Nobody: 8:19am On Dec 13, 2013 |
U really scared tha sh&t out of me. Used one hand to cover my mouf and was scrolling down lil by lil...cuz i was scared of seeing a disgusting pix of a snake. Nice story Ya left nyash there |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Lawconfessor(f): 8:42am On Dec 13, 2013 |
Scared ke? For wia? I read to some point n my mind told me dat dis is TOTAL GIBBERISH n to check up d end of d story n ppl's comment b4 i read further- lo n behold stupidity of d century. How can a normal human being cook up dis kinda story- we re wot we say, fink n do. As for ME- HE THAT IS IN ME IS GREATER THAN he who is in d world(u). So u cant scare ME. |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by teemy(m): 8:46am On Dec 13, 2013 |
found the story quite interesting as well as the lesson implied. even story was never true, the reminder in this felicitating of keeping marriage morals is required. good job |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Nobody: 8:47am On Dec 13, 2013 |
what a nice tale. complete with the calabar ashawo |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Exponental(m): 8:51am On Dec 13, 2013 |
D story looked so fake n confusing though, but I love d concluding part of how to end it. Nice one! 1 Like |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Nobody: 9:25am On Dec 13, 2013 |
chaloner: u re not wronng my brother but who wil get d mind now after seeing my story? |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Blakjewelry(m): 9:26am On Dec 13, 2013 |
This your story get s leg o! I have never heard of python swallowing it prey alive, and two they are not poisonous. So, if you want to get scared i suggest you do some crazy stuff. |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by collinsola: 9:30am On Dec 13, 2013 |
pisure ooooooooooo |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by chaloner(m): 9:37am On Dec 13, 2013 |
teemy: found the story quite interesting as well as the lesson implied. even story was never true, the reminder in this felicitating of keeping marriage morals is required. good jobthanks thanks thanks #jumping up and thanking u |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Cikoloko(m): 10:14am On Dec 13, 2013 |
chaloner: thanks thanks thanks #jumping up and thankingu
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Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Yungprince(m): 10:31am On Dec 13, 2013 |
You are sick |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Jtmanager(m): 11:30am On Dec 13, 2013 |
chaloner: thanks thanks thanks #jumping up and thanking u. en me too |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by KweenAdz(f): 11:30am On Dec 13, 2013 |
Long story....who has d time to read ds nonsense...I dnt fink I wanna know wat u wrote sef |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Nobody: 11:39am On Dec 13, 2013 |
Op, are you a Nollywood scriptwriter? |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by wizztheman(m): 12:12pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Since ave been reading tales on NL,dis is d worst..Stupid,Dumb,Annoying and full incomprehendable sh*ts..If I eva see u post any useless tales here,I ll snd Boko haram ur house address. |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Nobody: 12:45pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
I got scared and annoyed later on! Op, if i catch you! I will feed u to my pets. #bangsHeadOnwall |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Andyblaze: 1:14pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
WHO CARES ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE ARE NIGERIAN GUYS STILL DOING THIS? - https://www.nairaland.com/1554328/nigerian-boyfriends-still-dey-thing |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by karo93: 1:24pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
most of us realised that the story was fake after he woke up from d dream but mehn....the story was interesting and captivating so we continued..... Good work op |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Nobody: 2:06pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Lol interesting nollywood movie , pls what's d title? |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by chaloner(m): 3:16pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
KweenAdz: Long story....who has d time to read ds nonsense...I dnt fink I wanna know wat u wrote sefI dnt tink I'm d one dat advice ur bf not to buy u any xmas tins... |
Re: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by chaloner(m): 3:18pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Big.game:u re tryin to tel us dat nollywood cnt organise a writeup na |
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