Funny thread though I skipped pages.

Wow! I couldn't snigger too much about everyone else's embarrassing moments without sharing mine. So here goes:
In my first year in the university, three ladies came to visit one of my 'lodge-mates' and he decided to introduce them to me.So we all got acquainted.At a point that day, the issue of food came up and I jovially volunteered to entertain 'our' guests with my newly prepared pot of concoted jellof rice, of which I was very proud especially as it would serve to bias an argument we'd been having earlier about guys being unable to cook for themselves. I was also hoping to impress one of them
So saying, I served the ladies, eager to make an impression with a meal I hadn't even tasted myself, and just hung around to watch them enjoy the meal. it wasn't long before I observed that they were not really enjoying the meal. As a matter of fact, very shortly they excused themselves very politely, thanked me and left leaving behind most of the heaped food I had served (I even served them quantities I would usually eat). I wondered if I had overestimated their capacities but anyway just wrote it off as one of those 'girl' things.
Soon after I decided to settle down and enjoy my rice. I put the first spoon in my mouth.... and reality dawned on me...
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The food was over-SALTED terribly. That was the last time they visited me. Our new friendship never got off.Lol
Till today I still feel like kicking myself for not tasting it first.

Most embarassin moment? Hmmmmm. During WAEC or was it NECO exams back in 2001. It was yoruba language and just as we started d urge to pee came up. But permission was denied felt really preSsed, begged and begged....even to the point of offering to submit my paper but d official was adamant. And so dere I was squirming and folding n refolding my legs when d unthinkable happened. Suddenly one drop came ouy, followed by anoda and den 10 more followed. To my horror I had wet myself and to make it worse one fyne external babe like dat noticed and just smiled....felt like entering d ground there and den. stayed on my seat till d hall was totally empty before I creeped into d toilet to finish d job and untucked my shirt to cover d damage.....what a day!!!

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