PAGAN 9JA:



jesus saved you from a crocodile?


F00L. gullible foolz.


now I know why it was so easy for the whitemen to conquer and enslave us and our minds. we are so st.upid and gullible.

Thats the TRUTH.

kevoh: When a python attacks, you have about 14 to 15 seconds before you lose consciousness. That na very short time ooo. So you must act sharp sharp. Don't waste time trying to remove the snake's body from the center, it will only encourage it to tighten it's grip around you. Follow these steps :
1. Quickly remove your shirt and wrap it round the python's head.
2. Take a deep breath.
3. Get the python's tail and give it a big bite. Yes a bite! The type of bite that will cut off a large chunk of the tail off.
Na sharply bros python go release it's grip on you.

scarred9jan:

Noted.. Thanks bro.. Off to the jungle to test run.. But what if I don't have a shirt on?

Okija_juju:


10 to 15 seconds with a python? I think not.

First of all, pythons very rarely attack humans and even when they do, it's hard for them to actually overpower an adult except the adult is drunk, ill, disabled or weakened by something else.

Don't forget that people keep pythons as pets..

Plus python venom is poisonously harmless to humans.

But for crocs, it's a different story as their first bite almost always chops off whatever part of the body they grab.

emmydaike: This is serious......but the man.4 no.allow the.croc eat the guy leg now

scarred9jan:

It is today I know you are really uninformed.. A python's venom harmless to humans?! That's if a python has venoms in the first place.. Read, Read, Read and sometimes switch ur channel from supersports to national geo. Like seriously!!

born_to_be_gr8t: Wat a braggadocious act of bravery from the father lets all thank God as we join Christians in the celebration of Christmas, may we seminally and clinically reflect on the quintessential modus vivendi of Master Jesus the Christ who peregrinated his incarnation as an exempli gratia of eulogisable self abnegation, mental magnitude, spart an discipline, altruistic effusions, hiero phantic candour and puritanical. , the very qualities that have become a desiderata for our national resurgimento.

naijafresh:

Oga, let me update you I was there watching them.
As soon as the father rescued the boy, he had to deal with the crocodile as you recall it turned on him too.
In order to appease the river gods, he decided to cut off the boys already mangled leg and offer it to the crocodile.

So sorry to disappoint you, that's why he could not save the boys leg.
After all it wasn't his leg and it was just his son he saved.

Bleszin: Wer d pickshure of d main fight or it neva happend!!! Nd i wil reward d fotographer if alive

emmydaike: This is serious......but the man.4 no.allow the.croc eat the guy leg now

Abu Mikey:

Its so sad.


That Man deserves the finest award for Bravery.

Okija_juju:


Well, the point is simply whatever it is that pythons have, venom or bacteria, it is harmless to humans.

Also pythons rarely ever attack humans.

A python cannot kill a grown healthy adult easily.


And thanks Mr. Informed, you just showed how ill mannered you are. So lets assume I made the biggest gaff in the world, the first thing you will run out to say is that I am uninformed. Na wah sha, typical beer palour behavior. Thanks mr. Informant, whatever it is you want to inform me about snakes, I prolly am way ahead of you. I used the word venom for the purpose of communication. Pythons and all other constrictors including corn snakes, anacondas, etc all fall into this category. They kill by constricting and not by venom per se. However, they do have a host of bacteria in their mouths that are capable of causing their victims great discomfort including but not limited to salmonella poisoning..

Now on your Croc response mr. Crocodile Dundee, I still stand by what I said. Now if only you spent a little time to read the sentence carefully, you would notice I said "almost always".. Facts about crocs includes that they have the strongest bite force of any creature. Now what do you think the brittle bones of a child would be like under the grip of a locked crocs jaw. That it didn't come off would be because of the tissues and muscles and veins attached.

Please, go learn some manners. I am not the ultimate knowledge in anything in this life and neither are you. Just because you watch animal planet and nat geo does not make you the world most knowledgeable person in animal matters. If you see someone who is saying something utterly not true, be polite and indulge in a respectful conversation.

Imagine if all your teachers had looked at you and called you reta|rded.. This is not a beer palour where such behaivior is entertained.


#Thanks for your information, Mr. Ghetto Professor..

Okija_juju:


Well, the point is simply whatever it is that pythons have, venom or bacteria, it is harmless to humans.

Also pythons rarely ever attack humans.

A python cannot kill a grown healthy adult easily.


And thanks Mr. Informed, you just showed how ill mannered you are. So lets assume I made the biggest gaff in the world, the first thing you will run out to say is that I am uninformed. Na wah sha, typical beer palour behavior. Thanks mr. Informant, whatever it is you want to inform me about snakes, I prolly am way ahead of you. I used the word venom for the purpose of communication. Pythons and all other constrictors including corn snakes, anacondas, etc all fall into this category. They kill by constricting and not by venom per se. However, they do have a host of bacteria in their mouths that are capable of causing their victims great discomfort including but not limited to salmonella poisoning..

Now on your Croc response mr. Crocodile Dundee, I still stand by what I said. Now if only you spent a little time to read the sentence carefully, you would notice I said "almost always".. Facts about crocs includes that they have the strongest bite force of any creature. Now what do you think the brittle bones of a child would be like under the grip of a locked crocs jaw. That it didn't come off would be because of the tissues and muscles and veins attached.

Please, go learn some manners. I am not the ultimate knowledge in anything in this life and neither are you. Just because you watch animal planet and nat geo does not make you the world most knowledgeable person in animal matters. If you see someone who is saying something utterly not true, be polite and indulge in a respectful conversation.

Imagine if all your teachers had looked at you and called you reta|rded.. This is not a beer palour where such behaivior is entertained.


#Thanks for your information, Mr. Ghetto Professor..

Soloter: Jesus did more than this for the entire human race.

iyke926:

What have you has jesus done?

scarred9jan:

I sincerely apologise.. I went too far there.. Pls accept my apologies. My statement was uncalled for. We learn everyday. I was proud there and I failed to consider the reaction of the person involved.. My apologies once again. NB am not insulting by nature, just irritable this morning.. #hangover things. No vex

ejihand1: Guys! Can you take the same risk for your girlfriend?

Tinyemeka:
3 times and you still didn't answer the qustion.
Why go for the mouth instead of the eyes?

kevoh: When a python attacks, you have about 14 to 15 seconds before you lose consciousness. That na very short time ooo. So you must act sharp sharp. Don't waste time trying to remove the snake's body from the center, it will only encourage it to tighten it's grip around you. Follow these steps :
1. Quickly remove your shirt and wrap it round the python's head.
2. Take a deep breath.
3. Get the python's tail and give it a big bite. Yes a bite! The type of bite that will cut off a large chunk of the tail off.
Na sharply bros python go release it's grip on you.

scarred9jan:

I sincerely apologise.. I went too far there.. Pls accept my apologies. My statement was uncalled for. We learn everyday. I was proud there and I failed to consider the reaction of the person involved.. My apologies once again. NB am not insulting by nature, just irritable this morning.. #hangover things. No vex

efilefun:

Na so pastor go balance inside jeep with full ac, church members go dey jog follow am 4 back dey shout 4 street.... We no try @all 4 9ja. Anything happen na jesus haba make una let the bros rest hin birthday party wey e just do finish.