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Food for thoutht-Ladies by J3da: 7:41pm On Dec 28, 2013
NO HARD FEELINGS:::::As a young lady,
Stupidity is when you sit back cross legged and search for an already made man. Incase you don't know, 90% of every already made man out there, has a woman who has been with him from when he had only a pair of shorts and a single shirt. That's why majority
of well to do men, usually make you
nothing but a sextoy, for you mean
absolutely nothing to them. He might cheat on her with you, but truth is, he'l never leave her for you....If you are guilty of hunting for an already made man, then i tell you, my dear you are such a cow, you actually need horns
+when good healthy brains settles, yours floats!

That man who is head over heels
inlove with you right now and you are taking for granted this minute:::::
He may not own a car.
He may not earn a lot of money.
He may not live in a posh estate.
He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the time.
He may not have a great job. . . . .But its enough to know you are the only one he
craves for and loves unconditionally .. .. .. IF:::
He has a heart of gold.
He is Honest.
He is very hardworking.
He is humble. He keeps that smile on your face.
He talks to you everyday.
He has a 5inch d*ck but
uses it well and also is an expert at using his fingers and tongue to satisfy your sexual needs.
He actually listens to you.
He tolerates you when you're moody. His family knows you.
He tells you you're beautiful all the
time.
He sees you every chance he gets.
He appreciates the tiniest things you do for him and for your relationship.
He is there when you need him.
He Respects you.
He is proud you are his and likes showing you off. And he treats you
like a queen. . . .my dear you are indeed lucky to have him.

He may not have it all now, but one day he will...He may not be living his
dream now, but one day he will.. And as He pictures all this..He pictures You.

Ladies,
there's no perfect man on earth, never you forget this FACT, so do not lose a Diamond while gathering stones.

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Re: Food for thoutht-Ladies by Obinovictor(m): 7:57pm On Dec 28, 2013
J3da: NO HARD FEELINGS:::::As a young lady,
Stupidity is when you sitback crosslegged and search for an already made man. Incase you don't know, 90% of every already made man out there, has a woman who has been with him from when he had only a pair of shorts and a single shirt. That's why majority
of well to do men, usually make you
nothing but a sextoy, for you mean
absolutely nothing to them. He might cheat on her with you, but truth is, he'l never leave her for you....If you are guilty of hunting for an already made man, then i tell you, my dear you are such a cow, you actually need horns
+when good healthy brains settles, yours floats!

That man who is head over heels
inlove with you right now and you are taking for granted this minute:::::
He may not own a car.
He may not earn a lot of money.
He may not live in a posh estate.
He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the time.
He may not have a great job. . . . .But its enough to know you are the only one he
craves for and loves unconditionally .. .. .. IF:::
He has a heart of gold.
He is Honest.
He is very hardworking.
He is humble. He keeps that smile on your face.
He talks to you everyday.
He has a 5inch d*ck but
uses it well and also is an expert at using his fingers and tongue to satisfy your sexual needs.
He actually listens to you.
He tolerates you when you're moody. His family knows you.
He tells you you're beautiful all the
time.
He sees you every chance he gets.
He appreciates the tiniest things you do for him and for your relationship.
He is there when you need him.
He Respects you.
He is proud you are his and likes showing you off. And he treats you
like a queen. . . .my dear you are indeed lucky to have him.

He may not have it all now, but one day he will...He may not be living his
dream now, but one day he will.. And as He pictures all this..He pictures You.

Ladies,
there's no perfect man on earth, never you forget this FACT, so do not lose a Diamond while gathering stones.

Making sense post...wrong topic.
Re: Food for thoutht-Ladies by Nobody: 8:33pm On Dec 28, 2013
Preach on Brother.
I'm with you.
Re: Food for thoutht-Ladies by opeyemmmy(m): 8:58pm On Dec 28, 2013
Vessi: Preach on Brother sister.
I'm with you.
Re: Food for thoutht-Ladies by Dannylux: 8:59pm On Dec 28, 2013
Change your topic, brother.
Re: Food for thoutht-Ladies by Jerrick(m): 9:07pm On Dec 28, 2013
Poster sounds dejected, demented, deranged, downcasted, displaced, dilapidated and defused!!! angry no offence undecided #iJoshy

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Re: Food for thoutht-Ladies by J3da: 9:15pm On Dec 28, 2013
Jerrick: Poster sounds dejected, demented, deranged, downcasted, displaced, delapidated and defused!!! angry no offence undecided #iJoshy
Na you get your mouth, i am sure not any of what you posted... i guess you just came across these new word and feeling happy about it. i sorry for you sha

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Re: Food for thoutht-Ladies by J3da: 9:15pm On Dec 28, 2013
opeyemmmy:
sight u I smiley
Re: Food for thoutht-Ladies by opeyemmmy(m): 9:18pm On Dec 28, 2013
Jerrick: [s]Poster sounds dejected, demented, deranged, downcasted, displaced, delapidated and defused!!! angry no offence[/s] undecided #iJoshy


Sense angry
Re: Food for thoutht-Ladies by kazyhm(m): 9:25pm On Dec 28, 2013
We need to invite all d babes in naija to read dis
BTW r u 4rm our country obodo nigeria ??
Re: Food for thoutht-Ladies by opeyemmmy(m): 9:30pm On Dec 28, 2013
J3da: He has a 5inch d*ck but
uses it well and also is an expert at using his fingers and tongue to satisfy your sexual needs.

My favourite part. grin

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Re: Food for thoutht-Ladies by jslimz(f): 12:28pm On Dec 29, 2013
J3da:

Totally making sense.
Re: Food for thoutht-Ladies by J3da: 4:47pm On Dec 29, 2013
opeyemmmy:

My favourite part. grin
My favourite studentgrin

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